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Posted
1 minute ago, Poof said:

"My dick has been molded to the shape of your vagina, so I guess we should get married."

Makes her sound like she has an oversized clit

Posted
2 minutes ago, Cancer said:

Makes her sound like she has an oversized clit

o.O I think we are painting different pictures

Posted
2 minutes ago, Poof said:

o.O I think we are painting different pictures

So... lining a 2 inch rail, the length of my dick, of cocaine for her to snort off my weenus... isnt Romantic?

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Cancer said:

So... lining a 2 inch rail, the length of my dick, of cocaine for her to snort off my weenus... isnt Romantic?

For sure it's romantic. Except I never really liked doing it off dicks. Something about it bothers me. The needless complication of a simple thing maybe. Like it's already on the table what are we doing?

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Posted
Just now, Poof said:

For sure. Except I never really liked doing it off dicks. Something about it bothers me. The needless complication of a simple thing maybe. Like it's already on the table what are we doing?

I'm glad you said "we"

Posted (edited)

[insert # of years here] I took a right turn at Albuquerque that led me away from you.  I have since updated my GPS and made my way back.  May I never stray away from the best thing to ever happen to me again.

 

or

I licked it, I banged it, therefore it's mine.  

 Yeah, I don't know htf vows work, sorry:ph34r:

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Posted
8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

[insert # of years here] I took a right turn at Albuquerque that led me away from you.  I have since updated my GPS and made my way back.  May I never stray away from the best thing to ever happen to me again.

 

or

I licked it, I banged it, therefore it's mine.  

 Yeah, I don't know htf vows work, sorry:ph34r:

i remember really liking my cousin;'s wife vows... she basically said his waters (dick) ran thru the streets but now all his water (dick) now leads to her. . im not joking.. she let the whole church no his playa days were over

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Posted

I promise to pee in your butt every night til one of use is pregnant and also give stilgar $1000 every month because he is such a cool guy. 

Posted
11 hours ago, Poof said:

"My dick has been molded to the shape of your vagina, so I guess we should get married."

Okay. THIS was actually pretty damn funny. 

Posted

well fuck...we’re not getting any younger....and you’re not the worst I could do.....u want babies? Cool...not changing a single diaper tho. Don’t get fat, and sign this pre-nup

Posted
2 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said:

well fuck...we’re not getting any younger....and you’re not the worst I could do.....u want babies? Cool...not changing a single diaper tho. Don’t get fat, and sign this pre-nup

Perfect

Posted

It's a black fly in your chardonnay

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

I may not be the man of your dreams, but you will be my beautiful wife

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?  A little too ironic, but I really do think

HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Posted
4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

It's a black fly in your chardonnay

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

I may not be the man of your dreams, but you will be my beautiful wife

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?  A little too ironic, but I really do think

HERE I AM

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

That started out really gay but by the end it got awesome.

Posted

we make good sex together. 

you like the fur babies, and they like you.

so, here's a ring *the one you picked out*

let's just take this path together and see what happens. 

and plus, i like your good sex stuff. 

 

Posted

Dearest spouse,

I promise to have and to hold

ur butt

For better for worse for richer for poorer

in sickness and in health til death do our butts part

 

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