Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 No format is off limits. Please, I need your help. Lay it on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 "My dick has been molded to the shape of your vagina, so I guess we should get married." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: "My dick has been molded to the shape of your vagina, so I guess we should get married." Makes her sound like she has an oversized clit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 "I sacrifice my peace of mind, individuality and all things that make me happy for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cancer said: Makes her sound like she has an oversized clit I think we are painting different pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Poof said: I think we are painting different pictures So... lining a 2 inch rail, the length of my dick, of cocaine for her to snort off my weenus... isnt Romantic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Cancer said: So... lining a 2 inch rail, the length of my dick, of cocaine for her to snort off my weenus... isnt Romantic? For sure it's romantic. Except I never really liked doing it off dicks. Something about it bothers me. The needless complication of a simple thing maybe. Like it's already on the table what are we doing? Edited June 5, 2019 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 Just now, Poof said: For sure. Except I never really liked doing it off dicks. Something about it bothers me. The needless complication of a simple thing maybe. Like it's already on the table what are we doing? I'm glad you said "we" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cancer said: I'm glad you said "we" Well I need someone to do blow w/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Well I need someone to do blow w/ That's for true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Cancer said: That's for true. I mean rapper and I are thru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 (edited) [insert # of years here] I took a right turn at Albuquerque that led me away from you. I have since updated my GPS and made my way back. May I never stray away from the best thing to ever happen to me again. or I licked it, I banged it, therefore it's mine. Yeah, I don't know htf vows work, sorry Edited June 5, 2019 by 1pooh4u 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: [insert # of years here] I took a right turn at Albuquerque that led me away from you. I have since updated my GPS and made my way back. May I never stray away from the best thing to ever happen to me again. or I licked it, I banged it, therefore it's mine. Yeah, I don't know htf vows work, sorry i remember really liking my cousin;'s wife vows... she basically said his waters (dick) ran thru the streets but now all his water (dick) now leads to her. . im not joking.. she let the whole church no his playa days were over 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 It's not the vows that you should worry about, it's the pre-nup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, mthor said: It's not the vows that you should worry about, it's the pre-nup She makes good money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2019 Author Share Posted June 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Quackers said: Ayy Bae u Wan sum fuk Dats how we gostin dis mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel" - Jesus Christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Pretty much anything from this scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 I promise to pee in your butt every night til one of use is pregnant and also give stilgar $1000 every month because he is such a cool guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 11 hours ago, Poof said: "My dick has been molded to the shape of your vagina, so I guess we should get married." Okay. THIS was actually pretty damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majin Mayhem Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 well fuck...we’re not getting any younger....and you’re not the worst I could do.....u want babies? Cool...not changing a single diaper tho. Don’t get fat, and sign this pre-nup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2019 Author Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Majin Mayhem said: well fuck...we’re not getting any younger....and you’re not the worst I could do.....u want babies? Cool...not changing a single diaper tho. Don’t get fat, and sign this pre-nup Perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 It's a black fly in your chardonnay A no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife I may not be the man of your dreams, but you will be my beautiful wife Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, but I really do think HERE I AM ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: It's a black fly in your chardonnay A no smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife I may not be the man of your dreams, but you will be my beautiful wife Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, but I really do think HERE I AM ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE That started out really gay but by the end it got awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 6, 2019 Share Posted June 6, 2019 we make good sex together. you like the fur babies, and they like you. so, here's a ring *the one you picked out* let's just take this path together and see what happens. and plus, i like your good sex stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenoftheDorks Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Rose are red Violets are blue Now that we're wed Show me some boob 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, QueenoftheDorks said: Rose are red Violets are blue Now that we're wed Show me some boob Damn, can't even let him get to first base until marriage, that's some strict upbringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Dearest spouse, I promise to have and to hold ur butt For better for worse for richer for poorer in sickness and in health til death do our butts part 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Damn, can't even let him get to first base until marriage, that's some strict upbringing. second base Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: second base My V-card must be showing... What's first base then? Kissing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: My V-card must be showing... What's first base then? Kissing? yes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 I've posted this before, I know, but this man is truly a once in a life time poet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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