GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 never let facts get in the way of your dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 If Zeni said this it would be DF'd with the quickness 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 47 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE. I am the world...and I let you live in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Still Me said: I am the world...and I let you live in it You're my girlfriend too 😘 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 52 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: If Zeni said this it would be DF'd with the quickness And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: And yet I get away with it. It's probably because the mods and admins are all my girlfriends also. Toss some of that shit my way, pimin' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Toss some of that shit my way, pimin' 😘 I'm like Oprah in here. You're my girlfriend! You're my girlfriend! EVERYONE IS MY GIRLFRIEND! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 you could do what i did and download okcupid and hope for the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you could do what i did and download okcupid and hope for the best I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: I've done okcupid in the past. I live in BFE, though, so options are limited to country girls who want a country boy (which I am not), and pornbots (which I believe is a misnomer because they are not robots that do porn but rather AI spam accounts that ask for a credit card number). i've had more success stories with it i think than most people. tinder was absolute trash, but i had one successful relationship using okcupid and i'm currently still in one that i got from using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Ok but which one of you gets top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, GunStarHero said: Ok but which one of you gets top? Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, GuyBeardmane said: Whoever gets there first. That's a bunk bed joke. Soon to be a spunk bed. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Soon to be a spunk bed. Off topic, but I had a subscription to a European porn mag called Spunk....Never paid for it, I just used to randomly send in those little tear tags in other porn mags and send them in with the "bill me" option checked and they were the only ones dumb enough to send it sans payment. It used to show up in a plain brown envelope and my mom just handed it to me like my subscriptions to EGM, Nintendo Power and Game Pro. I don't recall ever getting a bill for it because it would have had my name on it.....I just had free British poon showing up for months.....Considering I was underage, they never would have collected anyway....That's how I got out of paying Columbia House. My sister had me write a letter informing them I was underage and could not enter into such a contract and they went away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 It's true. I'm glad u finally told them 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 I'm calling the interweb police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 I'ma get some popcorn for this episode of Jerry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Off topic, but I had a subscription to a European porn mag called Spunk....Never paid for it, I just used to randomly send in those little tear tags in other porn mags and send them in with the "bill me" option checked and they were the only ones dumb enough to send it sans payment. It used to show up in a plain brown envelope and my mom just handed it to me like my subscriptions to EGM, Nintendo Power and Game Pro. I don't recall ever getting a bill for it because it would have had my name on it.....I just had free British poon showing up for months.....Considering I was underage, they never would have collected anyway....That's how I got out of paying Columbia House. My sister had me write a letter informing them I was underage and could not enter into such a contract and they went away. This reminds of me that 2002-2004 in so my grandma kept getting Stuff and Maxim magazine in the mail when no one there was subscribed to it. She even wrote them an angry letter about how she doesn't want that smut in here home and they still just kept sending them. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 ... You're cheating on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 14, 2019 Author Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, TrigunBebop said: ... You're cheating on me? You only like me for my balloons anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodHawk1991 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 That's so many girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 15, 2019 Author Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, BloodHawk1991 said: That's so many girlfriends. A ridiculous amount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodHawk1991 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: A ridiculous amount. But is it too many, or not enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted April 15, 2019 Author Share Posted April 15, 2019 Just now, BloodHawk1991 said: But is it too many, or not enough? I think it is just right for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Send us a link to the chaturbate room. I'll give you 5000 tokens for the pink sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 23 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said: If Zeni said this it would be DF'd with the quickness Probably because zeni has posted shit like this OVER 9000 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Probably because zeni has posted shit like this OVER 9000 times. He's not the only 1 trick pony here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: He's not the only 1 trick pony here Zeni's persona is probably the only one here that if were real, would land him in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Zeni's persona is probably the only one here that if were real, would land him in prison. Not really, but ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Poor you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 On 4/14/2019 at 10:08 AM, GuyBeardmane said: So is Neko. Just don't let them know or they'll deny it, saying things like "I've never met Guy at all" and "he's a weirdo from the internet and posts random shit all the time." TRUTH WILL NOT GET IN THE WAY OF OUR LOVE. I don't know how much the girlfriend experience costs, but you can probably make this happen, Guy....you'll probably have to factor in transportation costs to fly her out, but it'll be worth it, amirite...Neko's a special gal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 grats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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