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5 hours ago, cryptkicker5 said:

That's enough to kill an erection.

I’m not sure why you say stuff like this. You’re pretty much a pile of shit in a ragged burlap sack.

I know i’m attractive and far from a boner killer. I’m not that magical, though. My aesthetic can’t make your digit grow, though. 

Take a seat, lil booty princess. I’m tired of playing with your ass. 

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35 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

I’m not sure why you say stuff like this. You’re pretty much a pile of shit in a ragged burlap sack.

I know i’m attractive and far from a boner killer. I’m not that magical, though. My aesthetic can’t make your digit grow, though. 

Take a seat, lil booty princess. I’m tired of playing with your ass. 

All I'm saying is, you aren't attractive to me, and my opinion is the only one I care about. 

 

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1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said:

All I'm saying is, you aren't attractive to me, and my opinion is the only one I care about. 

 

I don’t care nor does that one guy, so why comment. I don’t care about being attractive to a culturally ignorant misogynist hillbilly that doesn’t even have a full hand to cup anyone’s ass. 

Bless your heart and take a seat.

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2 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

I don’t care nor does that one guy, so why comment. I don’t care about being attractive to a culturally ignorant misogynist hillbilly that doesn’t even have a full hand to cup anyone’s ass. 

Bless your heart and take a seat.

But you do care, otherwise you wouldn't put so much effort into leaving such a detailed comment.

You thrive off of everyone thinking you are hot, otherwise you wouldn't post pictures over and over and over and over again.

Tell me more about how you don't care.

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1 minute ago, cryptkicker5 said:

But you do care, otherwise you wouldn't put so much effort into leaving such a detailed comment.

You thrive off of everyone thinking you are hot, otherwise you wouldn't post pictures over and over and over and over again.

Tell me more about how you don't care.

I don’t have to care about you to tell you you’re an oaf.

I post sporadically and i’m told every day i’m attractive. I’m pretty vain and i already know.

I have always posted pictures regardless of what anyone thinks. 

Like i told you before, coming for my looks won’t get you very far. I’m far too confident and my ego is bigger than your dick, so.

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Just now, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

I don’t have to care about you to tell you you’re an oaf.

I post sporadically and i’m told every day i’m attractive. I’m pretty vain and i already know.

I have always posted pictures regardless of what anyone thinks. 

Like i told you before, coming for my looks won’t get you very far. I’m far too confident and my ego is bigger than your dick, so.

Oh come on shes super gorgeous. U just cant make a certain person feel further threatened and insecure. But lets call a blue sky a blue sky. Jeez.

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24 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

I don’t have to care about you to tell you you’re an oaf.

I post sporadically and i’m told every day i’m attractive. I’m pretty vain and i already know.

I have always posted pictures regardless of what anyone thinks. 

Like i told you before, coming for my looks won’t get you very far. I’m far too confident and my ego is bigger than your dick, so.

You are mad. 

Anger makes you uglier.

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1 minute ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

Lol, i’m vain, dude. You can’t make me feel bad this way.

I’m chuckling at you trying this schtick. 

No you aren't chuckling.

You fire back with blanks. 

A truly vain person would be pissed when someone says they are ugly.

You claim to be vain and gorgeous. 

You figure it out from there. 

 

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3 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said:

No you aren't chuckling.

You fire back with blanks. 

A truly vain person would be pissed when someone says they are ugly.

You claim to be vain and gorgeous. 

You figure it out from there. 

 

Where did you get that information? I hold my opinion of myself higher than anyone else’s, so why would i be mad that a half handed geriatric mongoose like yourself tries to come at my looks? 

Maybe you should figure things out because you can’t formulate a dig without looking like an anti Stephen Hawking.

Sit on a dick and rotate on that bitch.

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4 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

Where did you get that information? I hold my opinion of myself higher than anyone else’s, so why would i be mad that a half handed geriatric mongoose like yourself tries to come at my looks? 

Maybe you should figure things out because you can’t formulate a dig without looking like an anti Stephen Hawking.

Sit on a dick and rotate on that bitch.

I knew you were mad.

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2 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Be quiet!  I just got the popcorn done!

I mean, it's ok for her to be mad. We all experience that emotion from time to time.

(I think she needs an anger management class).

She used to be so chipper and nice. Struggle can change people.

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