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  • Birthday 06/30/92
  1. Swimmod_Odin SwimOdin

    SwimTibon
  2. You can always suffer a concussion. I hit a car with my face when I was thirteen, that was pretty radical.
  3. When I learned you can be killed if in the shower while lightning strikes your house I stopped taking showers during thunderstorms unless absolutely necessary.
  4. There's a cat outside my door

    Probably belonged to the previous tenants. People who leave their animals behind like that deserve the gas chamber.
  5. WE GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE

    "AH NO! I FILLED IT WIH DIESEL!"
  6. "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"

    I thought dead was too played.
  7. "Where do you see yourself in 20 years?"

    I would say dead end job but robots will be doing those in ten years, so probably homeless.
  8. WE GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE

    I'M SO TIRED OF YOU! ALWAYS WHINING AND COMPLAINING! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TODAY, MORTY! IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
  9. WE GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE

    GULLA-GULLA-GULLA-GULLA-GULLA! "Oh yeah?"
  10. I just ate a pound of watermelon

    Did you know that if you swallow the seeds a watermelon plant will grow in your stomach?
  11. Now it becomes clear why McConnell blocked the bill to prevent election interference, if it wasn't clear enough before. Just fucking nuke us already.
  12. He might as well just abolish term limits at this point. The Senate will applaudand the libs will wring their hands all the way to Guantanamo.
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