André Toulon Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I'm not here to ridicule you, I'm legit confused. Like in my adult life I've fallen ass backwards into sex several time...Not looking for it, not even thinking about it but before the night ended I just wound up in a vagina. I mean I feel like you have to actively refuse sex to not have had it....It's not that difficult a thing to find. Sometimes it finds you. Now I do understand you few who just don't want it....It's a choice and I respect that. But haven't you at least been offered it, even if you don't want it? Like I don't give a shit about Ghostie....I'm pretty sure he just doesn't want it.....But Sponges, he was pure until like maybe 8 years ago (Don't remember the exact timeline, just know it was around when my son was born).....How did it take that long. And Doomer.....I'm not too sure about Doomer...I don't want to make any assumptions, but I mean being in a band pretty much means you've been around at least one drunk chick who threw the pussy at you. I'm no Adonis, hell...I'm not even sociable....But I have just ran into a cheap thrill on accident. Why does god hate you.
bnmjy Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 They're afraid of liking it too much and getting sexlexia, like fuggs.
CAC Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Well for me, all I do is work and come home and don't go anywhere, so for people like that I can completely understand them still being a virgin. I luckly found someone from the boards that I was able to fuck and live with for many years before she left me, otherwise I'd still be a virgin too.
wacky1980 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 that life is totally not for me, but i guess i can understand it. i have a couple friends who are 30+ virgins. at some point, they just kinda give up on trying (and yes, sometimes they even actively avoid it out of whatever irrational fear), and focus on themselves. honestly, it would probably be a lot simpler life if i never found my way into anyone's panties. a lot less fun, but simpler. both these dudes seem pretty happy with their lives, have decent-paying jobs and all the toys a grown person should be allowed, and have lived on their own for several years. maybe they actually cry themselves to sleep every night, who knows.
Guest Lady_Hitaki2222 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Abuse when they were children, extreme hang ups, way too picky (unrealistic standards) extremely poor self image and self esteem (very apparent in one particular virgin here) learning and socially crippled (you know who) and plain ole no one wants to fuck them..probably because irl their personality is so off putting.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Just now, Lady_Hitaki2222 said: Abuse when they were children, extreme hang ups, way too picky (unrealistic standards) extremely poor self image and self esteem (very apparent in one particular virgin here) learning and socially crippled (you know who) and plain ole no one wants to fuck them..probably because irl their personality is so off putting. Go back to stalking on your @Lady_Hitaki22 alt
Guest Lady_Hitaki2222 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Personally ..i was very afraid of men. Couldn't fuck until age 25
Guest Lady_Hitaki2222 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Go back to stalking on your @Lady_Hitaki22 alt Who is that happyhippie person threatening you? U aren't gonna pretend thats me r u
SwimModSponges Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Perfect Cell said: I'm not here to ridicule you, I'm legit confused. Like in my adult life I've fallen ass backwards into sex several time...Not looking for it, not even thinking about it but before the night ended I just wound up in a vagina. Yeah, looking back I had literally hundreds of vaginas thrown at me. I mean I feel like you have to actively refuse sex to not have had it....It's not that difficult a thing to find. Sometimes it finds you. And 64% of the time you're too goddamn scared. 21% of the time you don't realize it until the opportunity passes , and 15% of the time you try but fuck it up horribly and get mad at yourself for trying. Now I do understand you few who just don't want it....It's a choice and I respect that. But haven't you at least been offered it, even if you don't want it? See above. Like I don't give a shit about Ghostie....I'm pretty sure he just doesn't want it..... I don't know. If he does want it he isn't trying, and honestly he may just be better off that way? I don't know, part of me just wants him to put in the effort and get it done so he can see how much of a not big of a deal it is, but part of me thinks he's better off just imaging it. But Sponges, he was pure until like maybe 8 years ago (Don't remember the exact timeline, just know it was around when my son was born).....How did it take that long. Six years ago, and I was only 23. See above. With the added complication of massive brain damage when I was 16 that fucked me over socially for a really long time. Like, seriously unable to understand social etiquette. Like, tongue-fucking my high school "girlfriend" in the ear during class and punching myself and screaming that I was a bitch when called on it. Goddamn, flashbacks. Anyway, that's why I didn't get laid in high school and was afraid of trying in college. And Doomer.....I'm not too sure about Doomer...I don't want to make any assumptions, but I mean being in a band pretty much means you've been around at least one drunk chick who threw the pussy at you. I'm no Adonis, hell...I'm not even sociable....But I have just ran into a cheap thrill on accident. Why does god hate you. "Life is life." We're all just flowing through our 4-dimensional paths, brother. Edited March 21, 2019 by SwimModSponges 1 1 1
André Toulon Posted March 21, 2019 Author Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Phillies said: My excuse is mental illness. I've fucked a lot of mentally ill chicks....I'm not hearing this
stilgar Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Greeny said: My giant penis would split any woman in two. You aren't ghostrek.
KreiaDidNothingWrong Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Is it more intimidating the older you get? Like is there a fear that you’ll be unimpressive because it seems that everyone around you is experienced?
Mr Owl Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Phillies said: My excuse is mental illness. And a neet afraid of leaving the house 2
bnmjy Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: And a neet afraid of leaving the house You're not in your 30s yet, but . . .
midnight Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I'm a Mormon virgin. I jack off to butter. And denim skirts. (I must pray to Joseph Smith now). 1 1
Sandstone Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I don't know how they are such either. I had sex first time at 18, and that was while still being semi-closeted gay in Alabama. Before that, I had girlfriends in high school which wanted me to have sex with them, but I never did because you know not into that... A lot of those Christian puritan girls are some of the horniest people on the planet btw. What I surmise is that it is a mental block of some kind that prevents it, either fear of what could possibly happen or not living up to expectations or a conscious choice (though this is much rare in the current day).
Mr Owl Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: You're not in your 30s yet, but . . . Had more girlfriends than jobs
midnight Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Mr Owl said: Had more girlfriends than jobs You're not 30 yet?
Mr Owl Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Just now, midnight said: You're not 30 yet? 27 Over the last 6 years I dated close to 40 girls and one nympho .......my stamina was shot after the 2nd week viagra was an enemy
Age of S'jet Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 hours ago, GunStarHero said: Hey I'm not in my 30s just yet! I got this! what? you?
midnight Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mr Owl said: 27 Over the last 6 years I dated close to 40 girls and one nympho .......my stamina was shot after the 2nd week viagra was an enemy For some reason, your font looked older.
Age of S'jet Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Phillies said: My excuse is mental illness. you just probably need a friend irl that will drag you out of the house to socialize, a proper wardrobe, and a proper haircut yall put the pussy on the fucking pedestal
GunStarHero Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: what? you? Ok so I'm not a virgin but I am really inexperienced. Every time I'm just like "boy howdy let's get in there and solve this mystery." 4
midnight Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: yall put the pussy on the fucking pedestal
DBZ4ever Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 6 hours ago, CAC said: Well for me, all I do is work and come home and don't go anywhere, so for people like that I can completely understand them still being a virgin. I luckly found someone from the boards that I was able to fuck and live with for many years before she left me, otherwise I'd still be a virgin too. Actually this is me. I literally work and go home. Also I'm fat, like really fat and that thing about beauty on the inside doesn't mean as much as you want it to.
CAC Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, DBZ4ever said: Actually this is me. I literally work and go home. Also I'm fat, like really fat and that thing about beauty on the inside doesn't mean as much as you want it to. fat, indeedz
QueenoftheDorks Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Personally... I don't really care about sex. It's not something I need or feel like I am missing. Call me asexual if you must, but eh... It's not a big deal imo. I'm sure the sexual assault and harassment I suffered in the past has something to do with it, but honestly my life is just fine without sex. I don't feel like I'm missing anything or there is a lack of anything in my life.
PenguinBoss Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I was a homebody as a teenager and have only become more of a shut-in as timed has moved on. Also, I feel like there is inherently something wrong with any woman that would want to sleep with me. 2
Age of S'jet Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, GunStarHero said: Ok so I'm not a virgin but I am really inexperienced. Every time I'm just like "boy howdy let's get in there and solve this mystery." But you're cute. How has no one put the effort out into making you pop??
tsar4 Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said: I was a homebody as a teenager and have only become more of a shut-in as timed has moved on. Also, I feel like there is inherently something wrong with any woman that would want to sleep with me. "I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER." - Groucho Marx
ghostrek Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 social rejection in high school and keeping to my self all the time of that social rejection
Mr Owl Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 hour ago, midnight said: For some reason, your font looked older. Well if I take a picture I seem to look 5 years older than i actually am Got a few liquor stores in trouble in high school 🤣🤣🤣 1
Skiles Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I dunno, man. I'm the same way as you, where I would often just luck into sex back in the day. And I've only been in one relationship that you could actually call a relationship. But after high school, I had a dry spell that lasted about nine years. So I can see both sides of it. 1
André Toulon Posted March 21, 2019 Author Posted March 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @Perfect Cell no comments Best decision you've ever made
midnight Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: I dunno, man. I'm the same way as you, where I would often just luck into sex back in the day. And I've only been in one relationship that you could actually call a relationship. But after high school, I had a dry spell that lasted about nine years. So I can see both sides of it. Nine years isn't a dry spell. That's not even a slump. That's just good old fashioned bad luck, bro.
GunStarHero Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: But you're cute. How has no one put the effort out into making you pop?? I mean tbh I threw my ass around in college and slept with some people then but my sex life plays out like a slapstick comedy show. I'm at the point where I'm not embarrassed about it cause I'm more interested in what the next exciting episode will bring. 1
Greeny Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I still don't know where I'm supposed to put my penis.
Age of S'jet Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: I mean tbh I threw my ass around in college and slept with some people then but my sex life plays out like a slapstick comedy show. I'm at the point where I'm not embarrassed about it cause I'm more interested in what the next exciting episode will bring. i'll give you an exciting episode.
GunStarHero Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, DoubleDoink said: i'll give you an exciting episode. I'm not sure you can beat the goose honk episode.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I should stop having sex when I turn 30. Like, reverse-slut myself. 1
Sandstone Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: I should stop having sex when I turn 30. Like, reverse-slut myself. Not possible. You wouldn't last a week. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Just now, Sandstone said: Not possible. You wouldn't last a week. Especially at the rate I am landing threesomes currently
Sandstone Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 1 minute ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Especially at the rate I am landing threesomes currently I would slut shame you some more but there's really no point.
katt_goddess Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 I've got better things to do than end up as some idiot's mommy with benefits. 1
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