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Posted
17 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

i am  was inveted to dinner last with a friend and his girl friend  there family

“Inveted?” Didn’t realize there was a vetting process to go to dinner now. (Must check into this). 

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Go to a bar, walk up to some fine ladies sitting at a table, take your hog out, plop it down on the table, and show them what your working with. One hell of a conversation starter.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Masturbate in a janitorial supply closet.

He could still do that while single, however, once he incorporates the broom stick, that would constitute cheating. Then his relationship with the mop stick would be null and void. 👀

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Posted

I like that I can eat whenever I want

like instead of waiting on someone if it's 4 pm and I'm hungry I'm gonna get/make dinner and eat it and not get yelled at for not waiting on someone that is notoriously late and takes forever

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Well, it fits him doesn’t it? 

i guess if you're single, 

you can meet ole mike and the boys for the 'saturday night soup kitchen'

they typically have it in the '72 abandoned lincoln on the corner of reading and n. mlk blvd. 

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Posted (edited)
52 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Like, watch other people's relationships become spectacular train wrecks.

How far away to you have to be for them to not notice?

It must be quite the distance if they can't pick up on the smoke odor.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i guess if you're single, 

you can meet ole mike and the boys for the 'saturday night soup kitchen'

they typically have it in the '72 abandoned lincoln on the corner of reading and n. mlk blvd. 

I figured they had it in the back of a ‘38 Packard. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Still Me said:

who the fuck said i cant do what i want because of a man?

shit i do what i fuckin want

People who aren't able to have healthy relationships seem to think all relationships require you to give up your entire life and chain yourself to your SO. 

It's sad.

Posted
1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said:

People who aren't able to have healthy relationships seem to think all relationships require you to give up your entire life and chain yourself to your SO. 

It's sad.

meek people disgust me 

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