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best thing to do when single 


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5 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Masturbate in a janitorial supply closet.

He could still do that while single, however, once he incorporates the broom stick, that would constitute cheating. Then his relationship with the mop stick would be null and void. 👀

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52 minutes ago, 1938 Packard said:

Like, watch other people's relationships become spectacular train wrecks.

How far away to you have to be for them to not notice?

It must be quite the distance if they can't pick up on the smoke odor.

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10 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

i guess if you're single, 

you can meet ole mike and the boys for the 'saturday night soup kitchen'

they typically have it in the '72 abandoned lincoln on the corner of reading and n. mlk blvd. 

I figured they had it in the back of a ‘38 Packard. 

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1 hour ago, Still Me said:

who the fuck said i cant do what i want because of a man?

shit i do what i fuckin want

People who aren't able to have healthy relationships seem to think all relationships require you to give up your entire life and chain yourself to your SO. 

It's sad.

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