André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 You think he dropped off because something bad finally happened to him...that dude was pushing it ;D I looked into him during his popularity.....He wanted to be an actor/singer......But he claimed his 15 minutes on YT.....He could be in someone's wife's basement.......Being tortured....Long dick style. Seriously.....He may be singing or acting now if not dead. Or homeless.......The possibilities are endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was 20 and had two first times; one where I topped a guy and another with a girl. Both times were in campus dormrooms, but both times could've been better since I was relatively unfamiliar with sex, and I had alot of miseducaton, paranoia, and ignorance of how sex works outside of whatever I was watching in porn or learned from abstinence education. Regardless, I can say that my college years were a very unusual time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I looked into him during his popularity.....He wanted to be an actor/singer......But he claimed his 15 minutes on YT.....He could be in someone's wife's basement.......Being tortured....Long dick style. Seriously.....He may be singing or acting now if not dead. Or homeless.......The possibilities are endless. > if there's one thing you can say about the guy, where ever he is, whatever he's doing......... he's still getting in at least three tricep workout sessions a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Can we change the topic of this thread? I'm getting even madder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 kinda of a private matter, i rather not say O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 > if there's one thing you can say about the guy, where ever he is, whatever he's doing......... he's still getting in at least three tricep workout sessions a day He's a big dude, but there are bigger dudes....And he seems to push that border sometimes. I appreciate that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 19 it was ok, it was with asian chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 19 it was ok, it was with asian chick I feel like you're lying.....Asian chicks is a bucket list item.....Folksy happenstance at best......Unless you're Asian I call BS on that being your first.....That's a critical hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I feel like you're lying.....Asian chicks is a bucket list item.....Folksy happenstance at best......Unless you're Asian I call BS on that being your first.....That's a critical hit. No bs here now mind you she was no idol more like an average community college student we hit it off and things happened, I know Asian chicks are a bucket list and trust me after seeing all that Japanese porn I'd want nothing more than to hit something close to that I just got a small taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I feel like you're lying.....Asian chicks is a bucket list item.....Folksy happenstance at best......Unless you're Asian I call BS on that being your first.....That's a critical hit. i'm going to agree with this. hot japanese chicks are notoriously hard to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conversegirl Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Go on... I was at this slumber party, and an older girl asked me if I had ever been kissed. I said no. She kisses me and we started fooling around. Next thing I knew, she was going down on me. And that's when I knew I was a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Nice! O0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 i'm going to agree with this. hot japanese chicks are notoriously hard to get Read my previous post not hot at all, just average a small taste from the real goal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was at this slumber party, and an older girl asked me if I had ever been kissed. I said no. She kisses me and we started fooling around. Next thing I knew, she was going down on me. And that's when I knew I was a lesbian. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Like, right after turning 24. I was awkward for the whole thing. It was pretty weird, I couldn't feel it for the first 2 times and the 3rd/4th the sensation was pretty weak but got stronger. Speaking of sex, though, ever fingerbang a girl so well when you took it out, it's all like ? That was more recent. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was at this slumber party, and an older girl asked me if I had ever been kissed. I said no. She kisses me and we started fooling around. Next thing I knew, she was going down on me. And that's when I knew I was a lesbian. That explains a lot, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Speaking of sex, though, ever fingerbang a girl so well when you took it out, it's all like ? That was more recent. Good times. Pretty much every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) . Edited September 20 by MasqueradeOverture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumb0 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was expecting spaghetti to be spilt in that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 MasqueradeOverture[/member] no, i read the whole thing believing it, but i was like "this sounds like an erotic novel or some shit". ffff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 MasqueradeOverture[/member] no, i read the whole thing believing it, but i was like "this sounds like an erotic novel or some shit". ffff. On the very off chance it actually does happen, I have pretty photographic memory so I'd still be reporting back in great detail. It'd more likely to be a disaster story though (with tons of foreshadowing and intricate sub-plots leading to a tragic end). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 This story is so weird that you are the least virgin of anyone here.........I'm still not completely sure if this has happened to any one other than you....Correction, I mean I'm sure it has but this is almost the darkest sex meme ever. Dude....Is this just a dark sex meme? All truth. I have a talent for things going about as bad as they can possibly get. Although I guess I could have ended up with an STD, a child, and a knife in my eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 MasqueradeOverture[/member] no, i read the whole thing believing it, but i was like "this sounds like an erotic novel or some shit". ffff. About half way though I was like "I'm going to search the internet for this story....I feel like I'll be led to Penthouse's website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Can we change the topic of this thread? I'm getting even madder Oh hush you said ten pages back that you were saving your damaged goods for that perfect 14 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 When I was 15 first w/a girl. Then w/a guy later the same year. I first had sex w/another tgirl when I was 23 for the all tgirls dvd. I've yet to sex w/a transman. If you do, would you pitch or catch....Or both.....I only ask because I've only ever seen you pitch.......Or wait, I think I did see you catch once, but I was looking for a pitching vid.......But in that case which would you choose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I didn't. I guess I better add you to the poll as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I was young and naive, even at 18. Explicit story time in the spoiler: This 24-year-old guy messaged me on Facebook and wanted to meet up and hang out. Seemed pretty innocuous. I told my parents I was going to hang out with a friend for a few hours--wouldn't be back until very late at night/early in the morning. I walked to the gas station next to the freeway entrance and he picked me up. Like a total dumbass, I got into a car with a man whom I had never met before. He drove me sixty miles to Seattle and parked behind the hair salon he ran on Greenwood. He unlocked the back door leading to the break room, threw on some music, and began to take his clothes off. Now, remember how I was naive? I totally didn't see this shit coming. But now, after being driven sixty miles, backing out now began to feel like a dangerous option. I didn't know how he'd react if I said no. So I went along with it. I know, some people will be like "Consent must be continuous, mutual and enthusiastic," or might ask if I was coerced, but I didn't feel strongly one way or the other. At least the guy was pleasing to look at. Dude was also surprisingly well-endowed. Like, damn. Only problem was, with no prior experience, there was no way something that size was going in without a Herculean effort on my behalf. The other problem was that he didn't actually seem to know how to prep me. So despite him getting a few good thrusts in on the break room's faux-leather couch, I stopped him. It was too painful. In exchange, he asked for a handjob. Which is great, because by now surely he must have known that would be a sad display of my inexperience too. Eventually, he finished on me, and by that time, I was much too tired to even care about me getting something out of it. I cleaned up, he drove me home, and only years later did my parents ever find out this was a thing that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 How'd your parents find out? Also, that shit seems really dangerous....I get it, you were naive, but at no point in the 60 mile drive did you think "this motherfucker is gonna murder me"......Glad you made it out ok, because I was reading this and was kinda on pins and needles, waiting for something more sinister to happen. How old was this cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I told them when we got drunk together. He was 24, and yeah, like I said, I was incredibly stupid. But I don't know why I trusted him. I mean, I took precaution in every other situation besides this one. Don't know why I let my guard down for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 i mean if we're not counting oral i still haven't yet. yeah i had a gf for a number of years but i was too nervous to do anything. so here i am, eating lucky charms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 pillow sex doesn't count. or maybe it does idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 i was 15 and it was sucky. didn't really want to, but i let myself be persuaded by my then asshole bf through some pretty hilarious means. it was short and lacked much, if any pleasure. then he promptly turned around and told everyone i finally gave it up but wasn't even a virgin, which was certainly not true. everybody and their brother knew about it, not just friends, so there was some really weird stories floating about. it was embarrassing as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 i mean if we're not counting oral i still haven't yet. yeah i had a gf for a number of years but i was too nervous to do anything. so here i am, eating lucky charms Why did I think you were gay? Or wait, are you a woman? I have no idea what's happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 . it was short and lacked much, if any pleasure. His dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 i like to get fucked & suck dick sometimes I'm in movies doing more. I'm pansexual I guess. But if you saw me w/a girl irl it would be way different than how I'm directed to act in movies get it? Well, I remember the "offer" you made for me and my wife back when I was married so yeah, I think I get it.......Not sure if I told you this, but I mentioned it to her and she was kinda into it........I just didn't know what you looked like back then and couldn't sell it. Back then I actually thought you were a dude.......Like a gay dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 His dick? lol, nah. he was pretty average in size but he only last maybe 5 or so minutes, if that. idk, seemed it was over as soon as it started and my overall sentiment was, ehhhhhhhhhh >.> i don't think its supposed to be like this. the only thing that was noticeable in physical feeling was some discomfort from the intrusion because i was not really wet. i wouldn't go so far as to say painful but definitely uncomfortable. so i did not really want to no real foreplay to get me into it and well lubricated making it more uncomfortable it last only a handful of minutes then he spread nasty embarrassing rumors directly after the fact all in all, not the best experience in the world, lol, but as i am reading... also not the worst -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 It's ok I know. But now I don't want to ruin our friendship Are you talking to me.....Because nothing was ruined as far as I'm concerned....I can be a bit abrasive and that turns people....Women mostly...Off. I'm an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 22, 2017 Author Share Posted January 22, 2017 lol, nah. he was pretty average in size but he only last maybe 5 or so minutes, if that. idk, seemed it was over as soon as it started and my overall sentiment was, ehhhhhhhhhh >.> i don't think its supposed to be like this. the only thing that was noticeable in physical feeling was some discomfort from the intrusion because i was not really wet. i wouldn't go so far as to say painful but definitely uncomfortable. so i did not really want to no real foreplay to get me into it and well lubricated making it more uncomfortable it last only a handful of minutes then he spread nasty embarrassing rumors directly after the fact all in all, not the best experience in the world, lol, but as i am reading... also not the worst -_' I don't completely recall and don't want to sift back through this thread but you said you were 15, right?........Was he also 15ish? Not making excuses for him but as an adult now, it should be easy to realize you couldn't expect much else.....Like I said in the OP.....I was everything you described except I wasn't a dick and spread rumours about this chick.....Back then, I was a hopeless romantic and was in love with this chick after the fact......Still am, kinda......Like I'll disregard all of these bitches if she ever knocks on my proverbial door again. She won't owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 I don't completely recall and don't want to sift back through this thread but you said you were 15, right?........Was he also 15ish? Not making excuses for him but as an adult now, it should be easy to realize you couldn't expect much else.....Like I said in the OP.....I was everything you described except I wasn't a dick and spread rumours about this chick.....Back then, I was a hopeless romantic and was in love with this chick after the fact......Still am, kinda......Like I'll disregard all of these bitches if she eer knocks on my proverbial door again. She won't owo i was 15 yes. he was 17 tho and had a few regular partners before me. hell, i had already been seeing him just about a year at that point and he had slept with at least 1 other female during that period, but multiple times. that i knew of anyways. i saw this same guy on and off til i was 17 because i was a dumb smitten teenager who would take just about any bs from this guy. i did end up having some good sexual experiences with him but mostly bad, like just about every other aspect of our relationship. i actually give him lots of credit for helping me realize all the things i absolutely will not tolerate from my relationships or other humans in general. it was a phenomenal learning experience that i grew from. you're right though. as an adult when i think about the whole situation of our relationship and all its components, i really don't expect it to much else than what it was. also, thats cute. your emotions about that experience. it just goes to show that some things stick with people for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 he spread shit around about you and you kept dating him...i'm not judging teenage you, but where were the homies and the fam...this is why someone always has to put the fear in these teenage boys...my first girlfriend's father, who was a scary biker, certainly put it into me...I barely touched that girl > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 Why did I think you were gay? Or wait, are you a woman? I have no idea what's happening. i'm a dude, and despite apparently popular belief around here. i'm not gay, or bi. i'm straight and boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 he spread shit around about you and you kept dating him...i'm not judging teenage you, but where were the homies and the fam...this is why someone always has to put the fear in these teenage boys...my first girlfriend's father, who was a scary biker, certainly put it into me...I barely touched that girl > oh no, i was a total doormat dumb dumb. even my friends were complete shit then. when he was spreading rumors, they were helping and adding their own spins on it. well my friends that ran in that circle whom i had grown up with anyway. my other friends that i had made in high school were basically why i even noticed that there was something wrong with some of the company i kept. i stopped hanging out with the shit friends when i was about 16 and probably the reason things ended for good with the guy was a succession of huge blow out incidents. we weren't even dating anymore and he showed up outside my house just livid cuz i had been avoiding him since i was over it all. anyways, there was screaming, he slammed into the car door a couple times, (mind you, its not like the dude ever really hit me but he was a lil rough like that on a couple occasions)neighbor lady came out threatening to call cops, so he left. anyways, mom was notified from neighbor lady and furious with me. at school the next day, one of my old shitty friends told me that he was coming to pick me up after school cuz something about our fight and he was pissed off and wanted to hash it all out. newer decent friends caught wind, still not sure how they knew about any of the previous days encounter, last class let out and the next thing i knew i was running across the street to him getting into his car with a busted nose. i guess the guys were not impressed with his treatment and decided to give him a bit of it themselves... with a skateboard to the face and a threat. and that was the last of that, once and for all. i just met my homies a little late i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 that's what's up....like I always say...violence is the answer -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 that's what's up....like I always say...violence is the answer -_' Lol, its too damn dramatic. But strangely was the answer to ending my lifes drama then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 oh no, i was a total doormat dumb dumb. even my friends were complete shit then. when he was spreading rumors, they were helping and adding their own spins on it. well my friends that ran in that circle whom i had grown up with anyway. my other friends that i had made in high school were basically why i even noticed that there was something wrong with some of the company i kept. i stopped hanging out with the shit friends when i was about 16 and probably the reason things ended for good with the guy was a succession of huge blow out incidents. we weren't even dating anymore and he showed up outside my house just livid cuz i had been avoiding him since i was over it all. anyways, there was screaming, he slammed into the car door a couple times, (mind you, its not like the dude ever really hit me but he was a lil rough like that on a couple occasions)neighbor lady came out threatening to call cops, so he left. anyways, mom was notified from neighbor lady and furious with me. at school the next day, one of my old shitty friends told me that he was coming to pick me up after school cuz something about our fight and he was pissed off and wanted to hash it all out. newer decent friends caught wind, still not sure how they knew about any of the previous days encounter, last class let out and the next thing i knew i was running across the street to him getting into his car with a busted nose. i guess the guys were not impressed with his treatment and decided to give him a bit of it themselves... with a skateboard to the face and a threat. and that was the last of that, once and for all. i just met my homies a little late i guess I'm glad you got some real friends at the end of this and totally support a skateboard to the face as a solution for handling that douchebag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 (edited) . Edited September 20 by MasqueradeOverture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 22, 2017 Share Posted January 22, 2017 ^ Dear God that description was too Nicholas Sparks-ish. I lost my boner halfway through that. Does your boyfriend have cancer too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts