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Yeah, I remember it.  But a lot of the stuff I remember was local & involved phone numbers where they used 2 letters at the beginning.  Like "Call MO-hawk four-four one hundred, C E T for television".  Part of the reason the early MST3K was fun to watch, they had many of the same commercials in their references.

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1 minute ago, tsar4 said:

Yeah, I remember it.  But a lot of the stuff I remember was local & involved phone numbers where they used 2 letters at the beginning.  Like "Call MO-hawk four-four one hundred, C E T for television".  Part of the reason the early MST3K was fun to watch, they had many of the same commercials in their references.

that might be why i never got those references

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13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

that might be why i never got those references

I was actually surprised to find out that the show originated from Minn.  My guess is that they must have pulled in WGN 9 out of Chicago over the air, 'cause there was no way that they would have known all those otherwise.  

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i remember the final fantasy x-2 commercial by heart.

really, a ton of ps2 commercials that would play when i'd watch monday night raw every week in the early 00's.

god if i could just go back, i was such a happy kid, even with just my ps1. the ps2 seemed like the end all be all of consoles, and when i finally got one i was on the verge of tears. 

 

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6 hours ago, Naraku4656 said:

i've remembered this commercial almost in its entirety since i first saw it when i was a kid. someone who used to watch me and my sister used to have this snowglobe thing that used to play the song from this ad and i remember seeing it on tv too

 

 

The Pace Picante commercial with all the cowboys sitting around the fire.  Lost my shit as a kid laughing at those guys. 

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The red and yellow M&M mascots are walking through a living room ornately decorated for yuletide ready to set a bowl of M&Ms out for Santa instead of traditional cookies and milk.

Yellow: "Do you really think Santa will like these red and green M&Ms?"

Red: "I don't know, I never met the guy!"

Santa, startled: "WHA-HAA!"

Red: He really does exist!"

Santa: They do exist! Ohhhhh..."

*Santa faints with a thud*

Yellow: "Santa?"

BLACKOUT

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3 hours ago, empty said:

The red and yellow M&M mascots are walking through a living room ornately decorated for yuletide ready to set a bowl of M&Ms out for Santa instead of traditional cookies and milk.

Yellow: "Do you really think Santa will like these red and green M&Ms?"

Red: "I don't know, I never met the guy!"

Santa, startled: "WHA-HAA!"

Red: He really does exist!"

Santa: They do exist! Ohhhhh..."

*Santa faints with a thud*

Yellow: "Santa?"

BLACKOUT

hahaha. that's when i know it IS christmas time. xD

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2 hours ago, crackymckrackin said:

I laughed my ass off when they shot the hampster through the "o" in their sign. They missed and smashed the shit out of the hampsters and I could picture all the rage coming from triggered peta members over fake hampsters.

Glad someone got it

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1 hour ago, HardcoreHunter said:

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shit i remember that one

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I remember the anti drug commercial from the 90s about meth. That damn meth song was so catchy...

Look at me busy as a bee

Whered i get all this energy? 

Oohh Meth! Mmm meth!

I dont eat, and i dont sleep

But i got the cleanest house on the street

Oohh Meth! Mmm meth!

Get these hairs all out of my face, get these bugs all out of my place

One more hit no time to waste

Oohh meth, oooooo meth

 

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3 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Oh shit GGW. One time during class in 8th or 9th grade this funny ass kid just blurts out in a high pitched voice "this is my first tiiiiime" and just about every dude in the room bursted out laughing 

The quote that always stuck with me was this obviously 20-something girl very unconvincingly saying "I'm finally 18..." in this terrible tone as if she was reading from a cue card. 

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We had this commercial for a furniture store in which a man with a deep voice stood very close to the camera on a black background, his head and shoulders stretching out of the frame.

He said he was so big, they named their new sale after him, "Big Clarence."

Then a regular guy walks up and says "No Clarence, it's clearance!"

Then they just shout "Clearance" and "Clarence" at each other for the rest of the commercial.

It was pretty cool.

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