Kudasai Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) What type of game would it be? I work in retail so an old school arcade beat em' up would be mine Edited March 21, 2018 by Kudasai
GuyBeardmane Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 A time/resource management sim where you'd click on my cubicle and wait two hours before being able to click me again. 1
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 I haven't completed a video game in years.....
1938 Packard Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, Kudasai said: What type of game would it be? Game? My job is more like a rerun of McHale's Navy.
GunStarHero Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Seemingly never-ending, rotating set of mini games with a ridiculous rep-grind attached to each NPC you meet. Some of the mini games become easier over time but most rely on you balancing multiple timed events while simultaneously completing racing and rhythm based games. Some times you can catch aggro from the invading characters, but generally holding the line keeps them calm. The crafting system is a bit meticulous and you frequently run out of resources at the worst times. There's also an RTS aspect you have to maintain all the while, and occasionally your troops will wander off and you have to hunt them down. They can also be mobbed and you have to pop cool downs to rescue them. I spec'd into cooking so my speech isn't as high as it should be, but I get by on most missions by my profession points alone. I talked with some other players about the rep-grinds and they told me it's an effort in futility. Some people get lucky drops and unlock Hero classes but most people just seem to grind out enough gold to cover their own expenses. The healing perks aren't bad, though. And I have yet to wipe on any encounters, even when I try out hard mode. 2 1
Zenigundam Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 It'd be an RPG because I can only fly or sail to places if I don't wanna take public transportation. It would be like Torneko's chapter in Dragon Quest IV. 1
NaBarney Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Well I'm a fuckin army ranger so I guess a war game ha ha 1 1
discolé monade Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 tempest or centipede. it's never ending around here. 1
Still Me Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Kudasai said: What type of game would it be? I work in retail so an old school arcade beat em' up would be mine It would be diner dash with a little bit of mystery interrogations and a fucked up math level.... 1 1
Hornshire Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 Artsy puzzle, sort of like Journey thematically, but not at all like it gameplay, as it is utterly lacking in story and the repetitive levels veer more on the tedious side rather than interesting. 2 1
SlappyKincaid Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 one part tetris, one part "papers, please", one part fetch quest
jackiemarie90 Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 If it were a realistic job, I choose something in narrative creating, or design and if the job were a game we have played, than probably probably solving puzzles in catherine, can play that all day. lol
inhumanrampager Posted March 22, 2018 Posted March 22, 2018 It'd be called Package Smashing Simulator. You get bonus points for leaking packages and ruining a 5 year old girl's Christmas.
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