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Guest The Hound
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Like I mean  full tongue in butthole, like reaaally get inte there and wiggle that bitch around.

Posted
3 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

But those balloon knots are made from the neck of the balloon, not the ass. :P

Balloons inherently have TPS. Here is an example of TPS in humans:

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Even though this affliction is rare in humans, it is most common in balloons.

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7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Balloons inherently have TPS. Here is an example of TPS in humans:

 

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Even though this affliction is rare in humans, it is most common in balloons.

Balloons aren't buttheads. :(

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5 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

Those aren't the ones I was talking about and you know it. :P

Anyways, here's the anatomy of a balloon:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/balloons/images/6/6f/Anatomy.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100109210737

As you can see, none of those parts are labeled "ass"". >.>

You ever hear of a two-way digestive system? We have a one way digestive system... Some organisms, such as some (or all?) nematodes have two-way digestive systems. A balloon is such an object that has a two way digestive system. Its lip IS its ass! O.o This is proven by the noise that comes out when you deflate a blown up but non-tied balloon. xD

Guest The Hound
Posted
3 hours ago, Bouvre said:

No it doesn't 

i think it taste like chicken and smells like pennies

Guest The Hound
Posted
4 hours ago, stilgar said:

Yes.

Good.

Posted
3 hours ago, The Hound said:

i think it taste like chicken and smells like pennies

I feel like half of this is pretty correct.

The other half makes me think y'all are eating or cooking chicken way differently.

Posted
39 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

I feel like half of this is pretty correct.

The other half makes me think y'all are eating or cooking chicken way differently.

This is the same type of person that will tell you titties feel like sandbags.  

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I feel like I've posted this vid a bit too much, but this guys stance on eating ass is about the same as mine. Plus there's usually plenty of other options for places to lick on the people I have sex with so I havent really felt the need I guess. :|

 

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14 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You ever hear of a two-way digestive system? We have a one way digestive system... Some organisms, such as some (or all?) nematodes have two-way digestive systems. A balloon is such an object that has a two way digestive system. Its lip IS its ass! O.o This is proven by the noise that comes out when you deflate a blown up but non-tied balloon. xD

Well... when you put it that way, I guess that means I blow ass? O.o

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25 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I feel like I've posted this vid a bit too much, but this guys stance on eating ass is about the same as mine. Plus there's usually plenty of other options for places to lick on the people I have sex with so I havent really felt the need I guess. :|

 

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Guest The Hound
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9 hours ago, Bouvre said:

I feel like half of this is pretty correct.

The other half makes me think y'all are eating or cooking chicken way differently.

I mean its not a perfect comparison but it's damned near close.

 

Guest The Hound
Posted
5 minutes ago, imchapp.in said:

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franku des

Posted
9 hours ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said:

This is the same type of person that will tell you titties feel like sandbags.  

Are you doubting Viper's titty touching experience?

His grandma would beg to differ.

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