katt_goddess Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 My eldest nephew is now super into Iron Man and that's all the very specific things he wants for christmas deal with. And they aren't all easy to find or are currently only 'available' on sites that I really don't trust. I spent so much time hunting for Iron Man things that I'm now having stress dreams about Iron Man - as in I have to join the Avengers, find Iron Man and get him his paperwork so everything can be filed on time. In my dreams, I have less powers than Hawkeye and am still responsible for all the office work. wtf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
💜 mahala_la_la Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Fuck Christmas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 There’s nothing quite like waking up from a much-needed nap to the sound of random relatives waltzing into my house unannounced because I didn’t think to lock the door. Merry Christmas! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 I did not expect one of the effects of watching VTubers would be remembering that the lyrics to Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer are really fucking dark actually, and yet here we are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Melatonin hangovers are the absolute worst….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Spoiler Christmas dinner was good and all but am I ever going to stop shitting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 I thought Mucinex is supposed to yeet the snot monster directly out of your system. I'm still coughing so hard I start to have moist heaves and have yet to enjoy a much deserved lung-goober baby abortion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 I shelled out almost $7,000 out of my own pocket today because my siblings and I are doing everything possible to gain possession of my deceased parents’ house. That’s how much my very financially irresponsible dad owed in back taxes, and the state was getting ready to put it up for auction. I then learn that the auction could still happen. If someone offers enough money, the house is theirs. Only way we can stop it is to pay another $2,500. I hate this goddamn world so much sometimes…… 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Getting healthcare from amazon is fucking insane But american healthcare is fucking trash so here we are 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 I got some prescription headache medicine today and one of the main side effects is headaches. I just don’t understand shit anymore….. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 "Okay, but what if Mickey Mouse, and get ready for this, was...FUCKED UP?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 “Ah’yuck h’yuck h’yuck SAVE THE INTERNET ARCHIVE! I’m not donating or making myself useful at any given capacity, but I’m TWEETING! Which means I put in as much work as any pregnant woman, basically.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 "I bet this guy who's about to watch a Vtuber's stream would really like to see an ad for Nikki Haley" -YouTube's algorithm, for some reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 6 Share Posted January 6 Hot, cold, hot, cold…. Make up your damn mind, body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 If I don't like "console wars" when we're talking about actual consoles, why would I like them anywhere else, fandoms of things I watch?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 I bought some Nitro Pepsi Vanilla Draft soda today and it’s low-key disgusting. It doesn’t really taste like soda at all. It’s like…..vanilla-flavored milk, but thinner than actual milk. Good thing it was just a 4-pack, I guess….…. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 both my phone and tablet recently had two updates in a row, I hope this isnt a new trend, rather have one longer update than updating then as soon as it finishes guess what another update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Don’t have my tax shit done yet like I should have a hot minute ago (I wanna do horrible things to the IRS), but oh goodie! The local church gave me a pamphlet I’ve already self-shredded! (I wanna do horrible things to their God while they watch) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 What's the fucking deal with foot cramps anyway random ass shit then it's like you gotta do a cheat code to turn it off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Took me 30 minutes to make a taylor ham, egg & cheese sandwich and a cold brew and the end result was delicious. But still took 25 minutes too long holy FUCK how are there people out there who cook all their meals everyday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Woke up feeling like crap today and everything’s just going straight downhill from there….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 All I want to do is maybe curl up and take a nap in a pile of blankets. But I have an alert that there is a package out for delivery today and there's a ground blizzard with Arctic winds going on right now. I can't make nap noises until at least that delivery shows up because the security doors are locked and they'll need to be buzzed in or no delivery for anyone [ I hold packages for the office too when they can't get in so everything stays safe ]. AND my big cup was gross so it's in the dishwasher so I can't make a bowl of coffee with syrups to sip on while screwing around on the internets waiting. # first world problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 What in the actual fuck is going on with YouTube’s desktop? Everyone’s saying “running slow” & “Adblock” when I don’t even have Adblock and they’re just not letting me watch any fucking video at all. I’m the one living paycheck to paycheck, rich Google cocksuckers. Corporate chairmen deserve every last bit of whatever AIDS scare they had back in 1986. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I want to punch that dumb old fuck in those Progressive “Homeowners turn into their parents” commercials. Especially since they air constantly during football. Shut the fuck up, people can’t afford homes because shitheels like you ruined the real estate market then went “Fuck you, got mine!” I would break your leg if you did that shit to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Why is it that the things that should be so incredibly simple usually turn out to be very fucking complicated? I mean, I’m used to it by now, but still….. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 19 Author Share Posted January 19 Is the Advil not working, or did I forget to take it? Arthritis & short-term memory impairment is an unpleasant combination. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Oh, where to start with this one? My siblings and I began the process of cleaning out our parents’ house so that we can eventually sell it, or whatever we ultimately decide to do with it. We’re coming across a lot of things that we grew up with, but have no use for anymore, other than nostalgia. Most of it is going in the trash for what should be obvious reasons. But my mind apparently doesn’t do obvious reasons. My mind sees this as throwing most of my past life away, and I am not okay with that. I know this probably doesn’t make a bit of damn sense. I’m just tired and venting. I think I’ll try to go to bed early tonight….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: Oh, where to start with this one? My siblings and I began the process of cleaning out our parents’ house so that we can eventually sell it, or whatever we ultimately decide to do with it. We’re coming across a lot of things that we grew up with, but have no use for anymore, other than nostalgia. Most of it is going in the trash for what should be obvious reasons. But my mind apparently doesn’t do obvious reasons. My mind sees this as throwing most of my past life away, and I am not okay with that. I know this probably doesn’t make a bit of damn sense. I’m just tired and venting. I think I’ll try to go to bed early tonight….. A couple of things to try - - take a photo of the item in question if it's got a real sentimental attachment going on but has no possible value in being kept, that way you have a physical memory of the thing without the thing and when you feel that yes, you can release it, you can choose to delete the photo. It's like a delayed release without the hoarding. If you don't want to delete the pic, that's fine too. - thank the item for it's service in your life. Yeah yeah, it's a Marie Kondo thing and I'm not a total fan of hers but the act of thanking it is a psychological thing - it tells your brain that you are fine with releasing that item so your brain stops going off about how you are missing that something for no real reason whatsoever. * * * I was told I need to try using a special wedge pillow to sleep on at night to try dealing with nausea so I got one. Now all my dreams consist of me trying to get some sleep or at least take a needed nap but no one will let me sleep because wedge pillows are the mortal enemies of the side sleeper, apparently. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Spent thirty bucks on *checks notes* chips, salsa, and Pepsi. With some tequila waiting at home. The tequila was cheaper. That’s our fucking economy. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 The following is a close enough reenactment of a phone call I received within the past hour. Me: Hello? Woman: Yes, hi. This is [something unintelligible] with [something else unintelligible]. I’d like to talk to you about car insurance. Me: Okay. Her: Fantastic. Now, how many cars do you own? Is it 1, 2, or 3? Me: Zero. Her: Zero? Me: That’s correct. Her: Well, are you a homeowner? Me: What does that have to do with car insurance? Her: Would you like to hear our rates for when you are able to get a car? It was at this point that I hung up the phone. Overbearing bitch wasting my time with this bullshit…. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrose321 Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 I need to find friends who don't low-key think they're better than me. I don't know how else to interpret someone telling me that they'd have "found a way around" the things I've been struggling with, like I'm just too pathetic to get over trauma. Where are all of my fellow broken people? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 So, you send me the wrong meal, but still charge me for what I was supposed to get, which was ultimately more expensive. Then, when I report the problem, you come back with, “We’re sorry. There’s nothing we can do about this.” Okay, that’s cool, I guess. UberEats has officially lost a customer tonight. Fuckers. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 6am cramps will have you questioning everything youve ever eaten or thought about 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Is Hulu not loading episodes for anyone else....I have no idea where to ask this without making a thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 This ruined my weekend fam so it's only fair I destroy yours too 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Gods damnit. >.< 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 (edited) 7 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said: This ruined my weekend fam so it's only fair I destroy yours too The Internet was a mistakeTM Edited January 29 by Seight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 8 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said: This ruined my weekend fam so it's only fair I destroy yours too I can see someone likes to party. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 (edited) 8 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said: This ruined my weekend fam so it's only fair I destroy yours too Jesus Christ, spoiler that shit. This is Haters/Complainers, not CanIMakeYouPukers. Edited January 29 by mthor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 So many seemingly inconsequential things these days just seem to set me off so easily, and I hate it. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 (edited) I feel so, so sorry for the folks I buy booze from. They tell me all the time when they’ve been assaulted or threatened. Stupid fucks out there. Edited January 31 by [classic swim] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 (edited) Just got home from a doctors appointment. Was kind of hoping they’d find something wrong with me just so I’d finally have some answers. But they didn’t. Said everything looks great. Eh….back to square one, I guess. I know something’s wrong and I’m going to find out what somehow. I sound like a hypochondriac here, don’t I? Edited February 1 by The_annoying_one Added some stuff. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: I sound like a hypochondriac here, don’t I? You don't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 6 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Just got home from a doctors appointment. Was kind of hoping they’d find something wrong with me just so I’d finally have some answers. But they didn’t. Said everything looks great. Eh….back to square one, I guess. I know something’s wrong and I’m going to find out what somehow. I sound like a hypochondriac here, don’t I? Trust me, dude. You are NOT alone in this. I sometimes think that doctors half-ass things when they don't feel like dealing with the actual work that would go into finding out what is going on and fixing it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 "Well, Tom Cotton's done a lot of things but he's never tried to do the 'Are you Chinese or Japanese?' scene from King of the Hill in real li-" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 On 2/1/2024 at 11:42 AM, The_annoying_one said: I sound like a hypochondriac here, don’t I? not even. according to the v.a., i am aok. a few bits of my inner workings, would beg to differ. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 I hate when commercials claim some fantasy land type shit. Bounce “mega” dryer sheets ,or wtf, claim it repels pet fur. if you use those dryer sheets and get cat or dog fur on your clothes it will brush right off. Bull fuckin shit. No way. welcome to deep adulthood. Where commercials start pissing you off. 🫠 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 A 3D-printed vascular blockage has conjugal visits with Danish currency, Ernesto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Special place in a hell I don’t believe in for these tax offices, truly scum of the Earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 My brand new Sony TV that I’ve had hooked up for less than two months has randomly stopped working at all because why the fuck not…… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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