The_annoying_one Posted March 3 Share Posted March 3 So, I order most things I need from the store online and have them delivered because I’m just not able to get out of the house every day and it’s more convenient. What’s not convenient, however, is when my order arrives an hour later than it was supposed to, and I don’t even get everything I ordered. Can’t report it either, because the Walmart app is notoriously glitchy. It still says my whole order is “on the way”. Guess there’s nothing I can do but wait & see if this last item (which was the most important item I ordered, naturally) eventually shows up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 *Doctor Manhattan sitting on the moon* It is the year 2023. Max Verstappen is winning every F1 race and there's Palace Intrigue everywhere. It is the year 2024. Max Verstappen has won the first F1 race and there's Palace Intrigue EVERYWHERE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrose321 Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 (edited) Omfg the red spice bushes haven't respawned yet, I haven't harvested them since last night, what is with this game?!?! I'm determined to finish Bandle Tale but I've got some questions... Edit: Now I think I'm just flat out stuck... Edited March 4 by Blackrose321 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 5 Share Posted March 5 I set my can of Vanilla Coke down for a split second to do something. I turn back around to grab it, and….it’s just gone. I know my stupid dog must’ve grabbed it, but where the hell is it? I’ve looked everywhere….. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Lume commercials are pretty disgusting. Who puts deodorant on genitals and feet anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Just now, Insipid said: Lume commercials are pretty disgusting. Who puts deodorant on genitals and feet anyway? People who like extra rough sex? *shrugs* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 “I hope that you’re all proud of the work you’re doing and if you don’t have work, ask.” FUCK YOU. PAY ME. If you don’t pay me, I don’t give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrose321 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 19 hours ago, Insipid said: Lume commercials are pretty disgusting. Who puts deodorant on genitals and feet anyway? I'm immediately suspicious about a product that supposedly works on both your feet and your vagina. Those two things are a little bit different from one another... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrose321 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 All I want is for someone to trim the dead ends off of my hair. Why does that cost $12 more than a men's haircut? My husband is far pickier about his hair than I am. I'm tempted to just try cutting it myself... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 How can someone do something clearly wrong and then get with you when you have to check their ass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 I recently discovered who Eva Vlaardingerbroek is and my penis immediately denounced God for making her a facist psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Me: “I think I’ll skip taking my headache medicine tonight. It just makes me feel like crap the next day anyway.” My head, as it’s slowly beginning to hurt: “Heheheh…..Think again, motherfucker.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 "I can't imagine anyone snorting Mucinex but the fact I got asked if I was 18 when I bought it implies that someone has at least tried." 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 It's kinda sad that you don't know what a mess you are but I can't be mad because I know one day you'll see and it's gonna be hard to deal with 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 (edited) Thought I could get away with not paying the imaginary bill for at least a dozen more days into the month, and they send me a duplicate sharp as a whistle telling me to pay that shit now. They’re like the mafia. Also the one time they actually do mail my shit consistently, so cheers to that. You’re taking valuable grocery money away, I have an excuse to keep your bitch ass waiting. Or... I SHOULD. You’re allowed to fuck me on my paper. Edited March 13 by [classic swim] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kudasai- Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 My Internet went out, I keep trying to call customer service and the line is busy so yeah fuck me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I don’t much like anything or anyone today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
💜 mahala_la_la Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 The reason people don't want to spend a lot of time with you/talk with you is because they don't want to waste energy on an asshole. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 I have 5-6 projects for Con that need to be worked on and I can't get up a single lick of energy to do anything. -.-; Three are design heavy, there-is-no-four are design medium with manufacturing heavy. Meanwhile, I want ice cream and naps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Doing taxes today has me reaching for this box 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 The trains refuse to work. Combined with the fact that I usually clock in remotely and I’m worried someone will ask questions. Then again I hate this job so damn much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 Ok, I have no idea how all of these different doctors are working on my lower GI issue but none of you seem to have the same information. I already had the motility and 24hr PH tests. I'm literally still paying the bills on both but somehow you don't have records showing I had these done. I'm not volunteering to have this intrusive ass shit done again, nor am I willing to pay for it again. I keep telling you the doctor who did the procedure and to contact him but instead you keep calling me to see if I've elected to have it yet. I stg I just want to say fuck it and just hiccup and eat muscle relaxers for the rest of my life 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 FullSizeRender.mov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 So many people keep writing checks to me that their ass either can’t or won’t cash, and I’m fucking sick of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 How much does a lobotomy cost 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 (edited) Someone on Reddit just posed the question, “What came first, the suck or the penis?” and my faith in humanity is officially dead. Edited March 21 by The_annoying_one 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 Stores are now getting rid of self checkout lanes . . . and I bet most will understaff the registers, causing people to wait a long time. Yep, enshittification of every single aspect of life. Might as well go back to the very very old days where you just place an order and pick it up. Modern shopping is based a lot on impulse purchasing. Perhaps that will now change if people can't browse stores anymore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 I'm trying to get some little things done today. But the building across the street is on fire. And I can't stop thinking about any of the pets that might be in there because their humans are at work. The entire area is completely blocked off to vehicles, they brought in a bus for the displaced and their pets, there are used fire equipment everywhere. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 My home WiFi sure is being shitty today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 drawing skirts in motion without direct reference is so fucking annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 24 Share Posted March 24 Power went out last night right before Toonami. I hate hunting down missed episodes - I wait all week for a reason, I need something to look forward to. And now there's no hot water. At all. All I wanted to do was soak my angry bones until they aren't so angry. If I wanted to freeze, I'd go roll around in the snow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 On 3/5/2024 at 9:37 PM, Insipid said: Lume commercials are pretty disgusting. Who puts deodorant on genitals and feet anyway? i don't know what lume is, but i know a little dove sweat/odor protection under poncho and lefty, makes the shite humid days here, just slightly, micro-slightly better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Think I bought a bag of robusta beans without realizing I don't usually do espresso prep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 My phone’s not acting right at all ever since that so-called “update” yesterday…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Can someone tell my neighbor’s dumbass kid to not play his ticktocks at full blast outside for everyone to hear? It’s like awhile back at the bar when the owner had to tell a 20 something that normal people don’t blare their fucking trash at public establishments like a nuisance. You’d rather blare trap music than listen to Connie Francis? You’re a fucking bum. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 My sister just showed up at my house in a panic, needing me to watch 2 of her 3 kids because her youngest decided to crack the middle child in the head with a hammer. What in the actual fuck?? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 How do you buy HD TVs and complain about the soap opera effect...the entire point, I thought, was to watch in higher quality with better frame rates....even though motion blur is artificial, it still great increases picture quality. Then I just discovered filmmakers are mad at people who watch with it on because they say you're not getting the experience the filmmakers wants you to have....like recording a part in 120p on purpose for dramatic effect, and you ruin it with your HD....why do you care, I still watched it and you got.... someone's money, so why bitch... The first time I saw the effect was on a computer monitor running Call of Duty back when I worked at Staples and all I could think is "I want everything to look like this" I really find myself reading some wild shit at 3am 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Wack ass pieces of shit really know how to pick the right ones. If some perv with years of inappropriate behavior towards women(and at least one teen) wants to off himself and name me in his suicide note for daring to speak out about him, I will summon my old channer self and desecrate that man's name in every way shape and form. I can feel pity for someone who thinks suicide is the only way out of consequences even though, LOL, ain't nobody in comics getting long-term consequences for being a predator unless they're going to prison. But if you want to blame folks for your own actions on the way out so they're harassed by incels afterwards, then it's fuck you in life and death. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 I just cannot get comfortable tonight. First World problems. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 (edited) I got 2nd place in a March Madness bracket pool. I lost to a FUCKING DOG. Edited April 9 by MasqueradeOverture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 The audio track in that new dunkin commercial is annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 my Surface updated and it was being a stupid fucking idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 Why does the Xbox Series X exist? Why did consumers even toss money at it? It’s a glorified version of a console you’ve already had for 10 years. Not even glorified. They just took an Xbox One and slapped some other fucking stupid name on it claiming to be new. 360 actually had a player model that made everyone want to boot up. Now you only get one playable, non-shitty game per decade. And they think you need a “new console” for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 I sure am in my own head today. I don’t fucking like it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Phone batteries are so fucking ridiculous. You can stay on 20% for awhile goddamnit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 I just left my house to take a book back to the library. I go down to the end of my street, then take a right until I reach my destination. I go to leave and somehow take a wrong turn because my stupid ass apparently forgot the difference between left & right. Whatever. I’m home now. I just feel really dumb. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 I just love the "You could pay me less to not know what he does than you pay him to not know what he does" days at work. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Choking on your own spit is just the best, so dignified 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Disagree about me having a respect problem. I just didn’t respond to disrespect the way you wanted. And then you just threw a cunt-like fuss. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 46 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: Disagree about me having a respect problem. I just didn’t respond to disrespect the way you wanted. And then you just threw a cunt-like fuss. ...were you the cashier at the gas station last night? O.O Because that's exactly what happened in the gas station last night. I hate that my back hurt-hurts. Like I threw it out of whack or something and have no idea how to throw it back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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