Seight Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Oh great, Brock Lesnar challenged Kofi Kingston for the championship. Now he can be champion for six months again and wrestle maybe twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYBODY NEVER BUY ME HOT DOGS UNLESS YOURE GOING TO ALSO BUY ME BUNS I KNOW YOURE TRYING TO DO ME A FAVOR BUT ALL YOURE ACTUALLY DOING IS MOCKING ME WHEN IM HUNGRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 My parents are garbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Darn you, Rihanna, darn you! I have no Savage x Fenty money, so why you gonna showcase nice bras that hold the tatas in place even with Normani's dancing? Huh? *Sobs* Rihanna gonna wreck my whole wallet in the future. Why did someone who can actually dance have to come out with a lingerie line? FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Stomach flares suck so much. Had a really delicious burger and fries from Ted's, but I fell asleep on my stomach and now it wants to upchuck everything because of acid reflux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 I posted this in Sports last night but want to put it here too. Quote I could be smart and just follow the FCS school that I went to that's good at football. But no, I choose every week to also watch HUMIDITY RUTGERS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 It hurts it hurts it hurts and i cant sleep aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Has a xanax? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Tried to clear my throat and gave myself the hiccups instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 too much time on my feet this weekend. got a little blister on the side of a toe. and whenever i take a step, the neighbor toe keeps rubbing on it. and it's god damn annoying. so of course, i've been trying to favor that side of the foot by walking all weird. now i'm getting muscle cramps from walking funny on that foot. guess it's time to whip out the moleskin and take this thing seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 I hate calling strangers so much. It makes my stomach hurt which makes it hard to stick to what I need to say. Whoever answered my rep's phone sounds tired, so hopefully his day sucks too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Fall cleaning is teh suck. -.-; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Why is there writer drama everywhere? I just want to lurk one writing messageboard without people having to get into it with each other. And oh my god, this chick's ebook prices. Is she high? Down from a hundred something to 84-this bitch is high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Jesus H. Christ. There's a reason for that saying, "Don't fuck with the mouse." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Jesus H. Christ. There's a reason for that saying, "Don't fuck with the mouse." Who got bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 24 minutes ago, helpme said: Who got bit? They're gonna be soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 I was walking to Subway for lunch and stepped on a splinter so big I had to pull it out from inside the shoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 2, 2019 Author Share Posted October 2, 2019 On 9/28/2019 at 6:23 PM, SorceressPol said: Jesus H. Christ. There's a reason for that saying, "Don't fuck with the mouse." Amen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 My job would be so much better if it didn’t have an air of “Dear Leader” horseshit whenever we had to praise our CEO for getting us cold McDonalds or pretending to look like we’re robots whenever someone comes to visit. I get dressing up in our tacky work gear, but forcing us to keep our possessions in the car for an entire day and giving us an uncertain time frame on when we’d be able to have a lunch break out of fear of not being present for the “Its a Small World” presentation he gives our visitors of our work floor is bullshit to the highest degree. We’re productive enough as is, but it’s a hinderance when corporate actively sabotages our quality of life and instills fear on the off chance my wet blanket company is going to lay down the hammer on relatively well-behaved employees. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Seriously what the hell is wrong with this toilet!? I replaced the washers the screws the flapper and it's still running!!! I hate American standard toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 19 minutes ago, helpme said: Seriously what the hell is wrong with this toilet!? I replaced the washers the screws the flapper and it's still running!!! I hate American standard toilets Did you adjust the chain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Did you adjust the chain? The chain is set on the factory default I mean I don't have much to work with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, helpme said: The chain is set on the factory default I mean I don't have much to work with Watch it flush and see if the chain is too long or short and adjust it to see if that works. There are youtube videos that demonstrate what everything is supposed to look like. On to my rant: fuckballs. I stayed quiet hoping that no one would ask me questions, but now I can't keep ducking and have to make a statement. Edited October 5, 2019 by SorceressPol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH THE PERSON WHO CREATED ZOMBIE SKITTLES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 Can we not celebrate so-called 'student athletes' ? They aren't special. They chase balls around, get pity passes on their classes to keep up their GPA so they can continue to chase balls around, and half the time their 'community service' is doing the stuff they would have to do if any of the crap they get away with was punished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: I'D LIKE TO SPEAK WITH THE PERSON WHO CREATED ZOMBIE SKITTLES I'm mad that you can't tell the zombie skittles apart from the regular ones. The people I know only eat like a few fruit candies at a time, so this really makes it hard to prank them unless I can get them to eat a full bag. They couldn't add like a white dot on the candy or something? *Sigh* Bertie Bott's jellybeans had me so spoiled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 7, 2019 Share Posted October 7, 2019 Good news for everyone who's thought "Why does he keep posting about pro wrestling, doesn't he know it's stupid?" After seeing the end of Raw, Smackdown, and Hell In A Cell I can safely say the most well-known wresting company agrees with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 I'm almost embarrassed to realize how much it meant to me that my parents actually showed up for something that's been a really big fucking deal in my life for the last 2 years. And I didn't realize it until they blew it off like, oh it's no big deal. This sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 Dammit, I'm gonna have to blog regularly, aren't I. And now I'm paranoid that getting that many hits so quickly is because my main pseudonym got accidentally linked to it somehow. It's probably not the case because my phone would be dinging with notifications, but I'm still paranoid. There really is a light and day difference between starting a blog after years of experience of what catches visitors versus being a professional newb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 13, 2019 Share Posted October 13, 2019 These shootings are traumatizing enough without having to see Shaun King's face spamming the hashtags. I can usually scroll past him without any problems but it feels like he's posting every five minutes. It actually aggravated me enough to block him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Me earlier: Hey, that Reddit Relationships looks fun. I'll go take a peek. First post: My brother wants to have sex with me Me: I'm out! Close tab. Like damn, why couldn't it start with something a little more chill like regular in-law drama? Nope, the in-law drama right underneath it was a chick about to marry into a family where the FIL murdered his wife. Ugh, guess I'll find some other way to relax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 14, 2019 Share Posted October 14, 2019 Thank you Yahoo for deciding I've had weird account activity and making me go to gmail because your systems for getting back into an account are fucking ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 Go to the store for some light groceries. In the distance I see the glowing containers signifying egg nog has happened. Get there and see it's 'pumpkin spice egg nog' . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 On 10/4/2019 at 8:25 PM, helpme said: The chain is set on the factory default I mean I don't have much to work with ok update I changed this out with everything new and its still doing it! only thing left is the fill valve ...........I'm going to be extremely pissed if that was originally the cause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Why is it fucking impossible for folks to just show empathy? If i say I'm in pain, i don't want your solutions that I've already tried and i sure the fuck don't want someone to tell me how it's my fault. I want you to back the fuck off with your requests for shit, and acknowledge that I'm in pain. Why is that hard? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 21, 2019 Share Posted October 21, 2019 Almost every Sunday as part of my routine of celebrating not killing anyone at work, I head over to Dunn's Brothers for a fancy coffee and either a sandwich or a pastry. It's my fancy coffee time. That location is closing Oct 31 - I had to find out from the news. Now I have to go to Caribou and fight with hipster wannabes and their laptops just to get a fancy coffee on the weekends. During winter. On Sundays. The line is always a bitch there and I always get stuck behind the ass-clown that has to order half the menu but each drink has to be hand crafted or they'll shoot blood out of their pores. I drink coffee for everyone else's protection. I don't want to walk an extra block+ for something that will freeze before I get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I was gonna make a thread about this but I lost motivation because I thought I would be able to sleep, but now I'm worried. I always forget this thread is a thing. This day has kicked my ass, I'm both physically and mentally whooped. Fun was had at Pinstacks until in the neon maze some little girl juped over the upper rail and landed on my head, knocking me to my knees. I turned to see if she was ok, but she just ran off....Now I'm slightly pissed but I'm fine so we carry on. Then MY son, who fucking knows better, decided to have a hissy fit over us leaving....He wanted to stay until it closed...Like we didn't have to stop and eat and drive 2 hours back....So he was a little poop for the rest of the time. Then for some reason, hwy 35 just randomly has traffic jams once you get back into OK.....35 is fucking mess of 40 years of unfinished construction, but in the area between Thackerville and Marrietta, there is no construction.....So what's the hold up....It's like this a lot, but it just seems so random and out of place. Finally, I reach my bed, and now the obvious pain from the little girl landing on me is evident.....My neck to my shoulder on the right are in excruciating pain, and I normally sleep on my right because when I got hit by a car on the left back in college, it makes sleeping on the left difficult. Contemplating the ER.....I figure I'm just sore, but texting a hypochondriac has now made me unduly paranoid that i may have spinal damage if It's painful to move my neck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 The Annual Process of Recertifying My Student Loan Payments, consisting of 10-15 minutes of "crap, this isn't the right password, let me send this to my regular email, copy the code, change and certify Password," followed by 2-5 minutes of actually filling information out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 Anime, why you gotta plagiarize dancers? There are a bunch of artists on your teams, but none of y'all could apply the same artistic standards from your fields onto other's? What the fuck is everyone hinting at? What's going down? Somebody better squeal soon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 This is like the third time I've left my iPod at home when I've gone on a road trip to see family. The radio suuuuuucksss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 2 hours ago, SorceressPol said: This is like the third time I've left my iPod at home when I've gone on a road trip to see family. The radio suuuuuucksss. I know that feeling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Me a day ago: Oh wow, Win10 recently did an update and nothing seems to have gone wonky. Me 30 minutes ago: *Clicks start button. Nothing happens. Clicks on Chrome icon in taskbar. Nothing happens. Left click, right click, nothing. Accepts that I have to reboot and hopes that doing end task on my work document might have saved it from deleting the most recent version(weird Microsoft Word glitch that I haven't found a fix for yet). Windows: Nah, bitch. Restart and update. Me: Endless shrieking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 Goddammit, somehow I fucked the yeast, and I've got a brick in the oven. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 50 minutes ago, mthor said: Goddammit, somehow I fucked the yeast, and I've got a brick in the oven. This...sounds wrong...on numerous levels. Can we just cancel this ridiculous garbage season? Every year we have our shitty crapmas stuff set by June while people bitch about it being out so early. And every year, it feels like the same assholes who were bitching about the stuff being out early bitch because the item they saw three months ago that would be the crowning item in their entire helliday set-up is now gone. Guess what, dumbass? We had 50 of those things back in June, we still probably had at least 40 of them in September. You are the one that decided to wait it out thinking it would somehow still exist when even the Thanksgiving crap is disappearing before the Halloween crap does. Please go lick a flag pole in winter. In your underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 What this dude is saying. Fuck SUVs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 The private equity people have jammed a pickax into the skull of one of the sports sites I go to everyday. yaaaaay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I hate the Con landgrab. -.-; I need to be William Shatner famous so my hotel of choice just automatically has a room to my liking available purely for the positive publicity. 2020 - Year of the Big-Ass Room because that's all that was open in the block. Spare a ramen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍑Side Piece McSlutty Tits Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I suspected I had a family member in the Emmanuel church shooting. Now we know for sure. Its fucking even more personal now. 😡😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 (edited) I don't care how much I sound like an old person yelling to get off their lawn, but the new Nancy Drew show bores the crap out of me. Why is it that main female characters have to be introduced with a sex scene? I don't care if there's sex, but why do they keep showing it at the very beginning to try and make a show feel edgy? It just annoys me because I can always guess when they're going to do that. Even if there was a mini flashback before that scene, it still counts because it was introducing the current Nancy. And how y'all gonna try to do an edgy Nancy Drew show but make George straight? Hell, I think even in the YA games she's gay, so like wtf? And why is it that in reboots, their updates is turning characters into brats? These characters are acting like they're 14 instead of 18-19. The narration is also irritating. Edited to add that I'm also side-eyeing the show for making Ned black but he also has to be an ex-convict 🙄. Edited November 3, 2019 by SorceressPol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 "Florida State has fired Willie Taggart after 21 games" [REDACTED]'s fanbase, looking at their coach who has also coached 21 games: "Wait, they can do that? CAN THEY DO THAT?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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