Seight Posted September 26, 2020 Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, DragonSinger said: Tik Tok sucks. Those short music clips in their viral videos always trick me into the thinking the full song might be all right to listen to, but when I look it up, only that one lyric is worth a damn and the song is fucking trash. To me Lil Nas X is Actually Good. I see no other issues with this comment tho. 1 Quote
DragonSinger Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Me: My time has come. My back is feeling decent, Fall coming has given me more energy, and bills are off my mind until mid October. My laptop: 😵 I'm genuinely starting to wonder if I'm fucking cursed. At this point of my life, I don't even want fancy shit. I just want to know what it feels like to have a victory without a major setback minutes later. 2 Quote
helpme Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 Well this is going to be a boring 2 weeks Been exposed to covid and regardless what my testing says I still need to be quarantine for 14 days 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted September 29, 2020 Posted September 29, 2020 I really hate the fall reset of tv schedules. Just when you get used to catching a certain rerun on a certain channel on certain days, everything gets moved around. Quote
wacky1980 Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 I got fucking attacked by chiggers when we took the boys to the state park over the weekend. I'm almost willing to amputate at the knee right now. Nothing can take this itch away! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Quote
Mortir Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 7 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: I got fucking attacked by chiggers when we took the boys to the state park over the weekend. I'm almost willing to amputate at the knee right now. Nothing can take this itch away! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! At least it was just chiggers and not jiggers aka the chigoe flea. The females will burrow into your skin and stick their ass tube out to breathe, defecate and mate. You can look up videos if you are feeling brave enough. Trypophobia warning. At least they are only native to central and south America and parts of Africa. Quote
SwimModSponges Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 I'm not wearing deodorant anymore in the hopes that it will make motherfuckers SOCIAL DISTANCE. Why are no-maskers also always close-talkers? 1 Quote
wacky1980 Posted September 30, 2020 Posted September 30, 2020 10 hours ago, Mortir said: At least it was just chiggers and not jiggers aka the chigoe flea. The females will burrow into your skin and stick their ass tube out to breathe, defecate and mate. You can look up videos if you are feeling brave enough. Trypophobia warning. At least they are only native to central and south America and parts of Africa. no, thank you. Quote
helpme Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/29/2020 at 10:52 AM, helpme said: Well this is going to be a boring 2 weeks Been exposed to covid and regardless what my testing says I still need to be quarantine for 14 days Test is negative Yay 😑 Now just gotta get retested in 10 days 2 Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2020 Posted October 1, 2020 As I age the list of things that gives me heartburn gets longer and longer. Latest entry is cheddar cheese and ritz crackers. 1 Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 2, 2020 Posted October 2, 2020 Did another "thought i was supposed to be in @ 8:30 but it was noon today." Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 2, 2020 Posted October 2, 2020 paying all of my property tax bills today. but this is illinois, so i'm sure all $6500 is going to a good home. ttly worth it. Quote
viperxmns Posted October 5, 2020 Posted October 5, 2020 It's the little things that can be absolutely enraging, like someone spilling out your coffee before you're done with it 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted October 5, 2020 Posted October 5, 2020 Everything tastes like raw hamburger meats. Quote
katt_goddess Posted October 8, 2020 Posted October 8, 2020 Frickin' a. Upgrading my internet crap shouldn't be the equivalent of Dante's trip through hell. Everything should be Nintendo : The Early Years - plug that shit in and it plays. 1 Quote
helpme Posted October 8, 2020 Posted October 8, 2020 I literally spent 4 hours trying to figure out a song name and I'm getting desperate Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 vendor and infosec risk assessments need to be completed, reviewed, and submitted by 3pm today, in accordance with the requirements of the state IT exam that started two days ago. i've spent the last two years building these programs, and the last few weeks kicking my own ass trying to get them ready (i dropped the ball bigtime when 'rona moved in and my workload exploded as a result). my head hurts from the stress. and as of about five minutes ago, i'm fucking done. not finished, mind you. but i'm done working on them. the state examiners can pick them apart and critique them and tell me how inadequate they are. and then i get to go back and make all the necessary updates, which will probably kick in around the start of november. but for the next week, i only have to sit back and wait for them to ask questions. and that's a god damn delightful change to my workload. then i'm supposed to be going on vacation to the alabama coast the following week. but that trip got cancelled because of damage to the grounds during hurricane sally. plus, covid travel restrictions are popping up in that region, and i don't wanna have to quarantine when we get back, so we didn't try to re-book another location. sadfaise. Quote
Seight Posted October 10, 2020 Posted October 10, 2020 This, the incredibly normal college football season where *checks notes* Louisiana-Monroe faces Liberty on national television. 2 Quote
Mortir Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 I really want to get some sweets. Like a cheesecake or something. Too bad the only place open right now is the Walmart like 30 minutes away. I might just go though. Quote
Mortir Posted October 12, 2020 Posted October 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Mortir said: I really want to get some sweets. Like a cheesecake or something. Too bad the only place open right now is the Walmart like 30 minutes away. I might just go though. I drove all the way to Walmart and they were closed. I guess they are not open 24 hours like they used to be. I had to settle for some Ben and Jerry's and some pumpkin spice doughnuts from the gas station. The doughnuts were horrible and I regret buying them. Quote
discolé monade Posted October 13, 2020 Posted October 13, 2020 fucking people. people that use obtuse words. people that don't wear masks. people that are cruel to animals. 2 Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 11 hour day starts soon. This is going to be fun. 1 Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 14, 2020 Posted October 14, 2020 been letting the weight get a little out of control for the last few months. stress, less adventuring, boredom, whatever. i'm normally in the 190-205 range, which i feel isn't out of line. well, i broke 215 for the first time on sunday and felt pretty disgusted with myself over the whole thing. so i started doing a kind of dirty keto routine on monday. spent the last 48 hours hating myself and life in general because i really enjoy carbs, and i don't think i can sustain this kind of lifestyle. i was down to 207 this morning which is great, but i mean that's what straight starvation will do to a person. ugh...i only need to get thru friday. that's my goal right now. see where we are saturday morning, and decide if life is still worth living. at least scotch has 0 carbs. it's no imperial stout, but the destination is still the same. 1 Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 So that neighbor that got arrested outside my house traded out the "blue lives matter" flag for the swastika one today. 1 Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 36 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: So that neighbor that got arrested outside my house traded out the "blue lives matter" flag for the swastika one today. pics man. preferably ones with his face in them. and his name on there somewhere too. Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 15, 2020 Posted October 15, 2020 I think he's got it set up back behind the tree line, can't see it from my property. Might not even be a flag, could be a wood thing. Alls I know is I saw him take a swastika into his backyard. 1 Quote
Seight Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 "I have no further questions your honor, except, What's In Your Wallet?" Me, in the jury, thinking: "What is Jennifer Garner doing here, and what does any of this have to do with insurance fraud?" Quote
BlackNoir Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 On 10/14/2020 at 1:11 PM, wacky1980 said: been letting the weight get a little out of control for the last few months. stress, less adventuring, boredom, whatever. i'm normally in the 190-205 range, which i feel isn't out of line. well, i broke 215 for the first time on sunday and felt pretty disgusted with myself over the whole thing. so i started doing a kind of dirty keto routine on monday. spent the last 48 hours hating myself and life in general because i really enjoy carbs, and i don't think i can sustain this kind of lifestyle. i was down to 207 this morning which is great, but i mean that's what straight starvation will do to a person. ugh...i only need to get thru friday. that's my goal right now. see where we are saturday morning, and decide if life is still worth living. at least scotch has 0 carbs. it's no imperial stout, but the destination is still the same. How tall are you....This isn't me asking as a professional or anything...Just wanna know if you're currently fatter than me. Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 God damnit. So schedules were all wonky this week with closing for another store and one of our leaders being out for PTO. So they had me working his noon to 8:30 shift tonight. Well they re-shuffled me back to regular schedule and got somebody else to work that close. This change was not updated on the schedule. So i got a call @ 8:45 this morning telling me I was late. Goddammit. Called the boss and she takes 50/50 blame on it and said don't rush to get in. I also have two hours i have to shave off today so i don't get OT. Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 16, 2020 Posted October 16, 2020 2 hours ago, BlackNoir said: How tall are you....This isn't me asking as a professional or anything...Just wanna know if you're currently fatter than me. 6' even most days. down to 203 this morning. it's probably been a year since i've been <200. i had to go shopping for pork rinds and summer sausage because this no-good-food bullshit was killing me. Quote
Raptorpat Posted October 17, 2020 Posted October 17, 2020 i went to sleep after 5am and woke up at 3pm, definitely had a week of sleep to catch up on but at the same time, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted October 18, 2020 Posted October 18, 2020 Me : so excited that the two new shelving units I ordered finally showed up so that I can shrink that particular footprint while increasing book storage. Especially since it had mysteriously not been delivered on schedule due to 'labeling issues' Me : sees that one of the boxes has been beat all to hell and re-taped, all the parts had very obviously been punted across at least one floor somewhere, the main sides are damaged, and the little baggie holding all the nails, screws, plugs, and pegs is missing. Also, my cat is angry because there are piles of books by her toy basket and that is not allowed because that's her space. She's gonna poop on the carpet tonight, I just know it. Quote
cyberbully Posted October 19, 2020 Posted October 19, 2020 How long befire the fucking anaesthesia wears off.....im so fucking ready to get out of here. I dont want to ever be the surgery come with guy ever again 2 Quote
Seight Posted October 20, 2020 Posted October 20, 2020 "Huh, they finally fixed the streetlight around my house." *beat* "oh right, it shines right into my window" Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 21, 2020 Posted October 21, 2020 Another one of those days I wish i could eat eggs. Quote
SwimModSponges Posted October 21, 2020 Posted October 21, 2020 Looks like our holiday bonus this year is a limited time offer to order a hat. 2 Quote
mthor Posted October 23, 2020 Author Posted October 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: could they be any more insufferable? Where am I when people are taking these surveys? Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 23, 2020 Posted October 23, 2020 Do you have a home, Cat? Is our back porch your new home? I'm irritated because I want to take it in, but I have no idea how to take care of a cat and my dog will not have that shit. With the exception of a Yorkie who passed away a few years ago, my dog doesn't even like other dogs. It looks kinda fat so it should be fed properly. Quote
wacky1980 Posted October 27, 2020 Posted October 27, 2020 the state required we install video surveillance in the bar when we signed up for their video gaming platform back in 2013. we complied. a couple months ago, they decided they needed to have their own cameras installed in our business to monitor gameplay. i said "hell no" and that was the last i heard of it...until i noticed on saturday that a new camera was installed above the machines. pointing right out at the bar. are you fucking serious?? so i got on the phone and complained to our gaming manager. he says they're a requirement, that the cameras aren't transmitting back to the state and are only storing recordings locally, blah blah blah. i never agreed to let them go up and i have no idea when they were installed (no bartenders recall the work being done, it's like magic or some shit). i'm almost ready to have them pull it all out and just run without games going forward, but that chunk of cash is pretty handy right now while sales are down (thanks, covid). i talked them into moving the camera so it's pointing at the games only, not out at the bar and not into the customer seating area. but i'm still going to block them the next chance i get. we'll see how long before they throw a fit that their "un-monitored" surveillance cameras can't see anything. and that's when the lawsuits start. 3 Quote
Seight Posted October 28, 2020 Posted October 28, 2020 I pushed a pump bottle of sanitizer and got some on my hands, and my shirt, and the table it was on. This is peak 2020 First World Problems, I know. Quote
viperxmns Posted October 28, 2020 Posted October 28, 2020 stupid fucking dvr wasnt recording jojo for weeks on end didnt even realize it was back episodes listed randomly on demand think I recorded all the ones I missed but I'm not even sure Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 29, 2020 Posted October 29, 2020 Everything I want to eat would require opening the refrigerator door(power is out) or the stove(too lazy to light a match). 1 Quote
Poof Posted October 29, 2020 Posted October 29, 2020 some ppl I have to block bc their memes are so bad I can't stand to see them as I scroll thru the meme thread. In other threads I click to see their posts but it has to be like that bc the meme are so bad Quote
DragonSinger Posted October 31, 2020 Posted October 31, 2020 (edited) Had to go to multiple stores to find cold stuff because they ended up dumped after the blackout. Fuck Kroger for putting Halloween candy at 70% off today because all I bought was candy instead of real food. A little kid was staring at my cart like he saw heaven. Edited October 31, 2020 by DragonSinger 2 Quote
SwimModSponges Posted November 1, 2020 Posted November 1, 2020 Usually I can't play fallout for very long because I find the whole post-apocalyptic environment super depressing. Well... it's not depressing anymore. So that's depressing. 2 Quote
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