NaBarney Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I had a CPR class yesterday and someone made a joke about the victim dummy choking on a tide pod and the instructor got dead ass serious for about 30 seconds and gave a PSA about not eating tide pods, he was like "it's not funny your body will dehydrate it isn't food" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 tide pods are the dumbest meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: tide pods are the dumbest meme It needs to be over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, mthor said: That begs a question - are there any special precautions needed if you have to Heimlich somebody who's choking on a tide pod? probably shouldn't mix with bleach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 38 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I had a CPR class yesterday and someone made a joke about the victim dummy choking on a tide pod and the instructor got dead ass serious for about 30 seconds and gave a PSA about not eating tide pods, he was like "it's not funny your body will dehydrate it isn't food" See I’m starting to feel old cause I never really thought it was funny to begin with...all these youngsters with their new fangled fashions....but there is this doughnut shop here that makes a “tide pod” frosted jelly filled doughnut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 i guess it depends on what he's wearing too. dark fabrics? also avoid using hot water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: tide pods are the dumbest meme 58 minutes ago, Poof said: It needs to be over To be fair, it was started as a dumb meme simply because of how dumb it was. But like with many things... Also, I saw this and it made me laugh Edited January 21, 2018 by SlappyKincaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I was having a discussion with a friend about food and how I can get a whole frozen duck at the supermarket for less $ per pound than ground beef right now, which is insane. Then the topic of lab-grown meat came up, and while I support scientific advancement, that still weirds me out a bit, at least in terms of me eating it. But my own logic makes no sense because I then bought fried chicken that had been cooked like 30-40 minutes prior in a dirty supermarket deep fryer, thrown hot into a plastic container and left under a lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I just saw this and thought it was fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 21, 2018 Author Share Posted January 21, 2018 (edited) Wow it just gets better as it goes on Edited January 21, 2018 by Nabloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 I know, right? That's dedication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted January 21, 2018 Share Posted January 21, 2018 6 hours ago, SlappyKincaid said: I was having a discussion with a friend about food and how I can get a whole frozen duck at the supermarket for less $ per pound than ground beef right now, which is insane. Then the topic of lab-grown meat came up, and while I support scientific advancement, that still weirds me out a bit, at least in terms of me eating it. But my own logic makes no sense because I then bought fried chicken that had been cooked like 30-40 minutes prior in a dirty supermarket deep fryer, thrown hot into a plastic container and left under a lamp. I embrace the future 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Adminderaptorpat said: I embrace the future And like I said yesterday, so do I, but I don't know if I want to eat it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 At work, one of the customers left an entire orange peel in the bathroom trash, and for some reason that was unexpectedly emotionally taxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 Woke up this morning and my back was killing me. Hoped i wasnt getting a kidney stone in addition to the seizures i had the other day. Turns out i probably just pinched a nerve really bad. Yaaaaaay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 25, 2018 Author Share Posted January 25, 2018 7 hours ago, NSAID said: At work, one of the customers left an entire orange peel in the bathroom trash, and for some reason that was unexpectedly emotionally taxing. Just sitting there in the shit room, eating the wettest stickiest most time consuming fruit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 On 1/21/2018 at 11:20 AM, Poof said: It needs to be over be careful i said that about bronies, and now i havent seen one in years 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 25, 2018 Share Posted January 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Just sitting there in the shit room, eating the wettest stickiest most time consuming fruit. Hey, maybe they were peeling the orange while walking past the bathroom, and just popped in there for a second because that was the closest garbage can? Have a little faith in humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 14 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Hey, maybe they were peeling the orange while walking past the bathroom, and just popped in there for a second because that was the closest garbage can? Have a little faith in humanity. In order to do what they did, they had to walk past another garbage can that wasn't in a bathroom. This was a sticky fingered shitter, there's no getting around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted February 18, 2018 Author Share Posted February 18, 2018 Today at work this old man from Indiana told me that one of the schoolkids who was shot and killed in Florida had a swimming scholarship to a college in Indianapolis. Just as a little piece of trivia to carry around with me I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clu Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 But what if they taste good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 yesterday at work, a man yelled over to me from the cappuccino machine "hey, this says 'hot cocoa' is that the same as hot chocolate?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Somebody got 86'd from the place where I work last night, calling the bartender a ho, screaming about shanking us pussies. Meanwhile I'm trying to deliver tacos to the family with children watching and listening in horror, wearing the dumbest hospitable smile on my face as convincingly as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 There was a guy practically giving a superhero sermon outside the theater when my mom and I were picking up tickets. He made some good points about DC's movie failures until he switched the topic over to why he thought Black Panther wasn't worthy of being the first mainstream black superhero. I was so glad my dad wasn't there because he would have verbally pulverized him. The guy deserved to get called out and was, but if my dad had done it, that guy would be traumatized for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 20 minutes ago, Quackers said: your CPR instructor did not kno dee wae hi tic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I was standing in line in a gas station to get cigarettes when a little old man tapped me on the shoulder, handed me a pamphlet, and said, “Jesus.” I took it and said thanks. He had been talking with another old man in line about his arthritis, and how moving around is the best way to keep it at bay but ditch digging sure is hard on that daggum arthritis. What I find most compelling about this is that the man spent more time shooting the shit about arthritis than he did telling me about Christianity. Not that I mind or anything. I didn’t want a theological discussion. It just seemed odd. It was like that one word, “Jesus,” conveyed everything that he needed to tell me but some fucking joint pain needed to be talked about in depth. Another interesting facet of this interaction is that I looked like a normal human today. I understand being preached to when I dress like I normally do. I look like a godless heathen, but I was dressed to see a lawyer today and felt like I looked like a nice Southern Christian Lady™️. Maybe he saw through my disguise. Idk. the pamphlet has pretty pastel colors though, so that’s nice? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I saw three dogs today. Three! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 28 minutes ago, garbagepailcat said: I was standing in line in a gas station to get cigarettes when a little old man tapped me on the shoulder, handed me a pamphlet, and said, “Jesus.” I took it and said thanks. He had been talking with another old man in line about his arthritis, and how moving around is the best way to keep it at bay but ditch digging sure is hard on that daggum arthritis. What I find most compelling about this is that the man spent more time shooting the shit about arthritis than he did telling me about Christianity. Not that I mind or anything. I didn’t want a theological discussion. It just seemed odd. It was like that one word, “Jesus,” conveyed everything that he needed to tell me but some fucking joint pain needed to be talked about in depth. Another interesting facet of this interaction is that I looked like a normal human today. I understand being preached to when I dress like I normally do. I look like a godless heathen, but I was dressed to see a lawyer today and felt like I looked like a nice Southern Christian Lady™️. Maybe he saw through my disguise. Idk. the pamphlet has pretty pastel colors though, so that’s nice? you shouldnt have made eye contact. its like in pokemon games where you minding around your own business but as soon as you make eye contact, prepare for your life. maybe the man thought there was some hope at converting you but soon after he knew you were beyond saving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbagepailcat Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 I didn’t even make eye contact. He attacked from the rear (lol). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 It's rained non-stop here for like 6 days and today the sun came out......There are earthworms everywhere....So many you cant really avoid steping on them....Not to mention how many died under the wheel of my car. It's just kind itch inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 (edited) So theres this guy where i work who is terrible at his job, and every time you try to help him along or suggest how to do something correctly he always shifts the blame: "oh, that wasnt me" and "nobody gives me feedback so i dont know if what im doing is right." So yesterday one of the guys who knows what hes doing goes over there and tells him where things should be going. Well, he goes to a different leader and claims he is being harassed. Edited February 26, 2018 by SwimModSponges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSAID Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 I threw all caution to the wind and, even though the screen didn't cover it completely, slept with my window cracked, and I feel like it's a nice day. People never shoulda stopped living in caves with the fresh air and the cave diseases, probably. I'm having a nice time pretending this is the start of a long, and gentle spring (great anime watching weather), and not the precursor to new and disastrous weather events I've never fully considered before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 I wasn't physically up for a 9 hour drive to Indiana, so I got the soap opera details of went down at my uncle's funeral when my mom got back. You'd think my family going through a funeral two months after the last one would be depressing as fuck, but everyone has been laughing for three days straight because of the unexpected situations. I actually wish I had been at the funeral to witness this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 On 1/21/2018 at 8:21 AM, mthor said: That begs a question - are there any special precautions needed if you have to Heimlich somebody who's choking on a tide pod? The preferred procedure for saving a person who's choking on a Tide Pod is don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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