pail Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 I'll be here all night as long as I continue to have power and or internet access. You can check in from time to time and ask questions. Has my roof blown off? Did you eat all the rations before the storm even arrived? And I can provide status updates as the night goes along and the storm closes in during the day tomorrow. http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT11/refresh/AL112017_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/213811_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png[/img] http://google.org/crisismap/2017-irma?hl=en&llbox=35.46%2C11.66%2C-40.38%2C-100.41&t=TERRAIN&layers=3%2C1340721332252%2C30%2C1%2C31%2C32%2C5%2C49%2C15%2C11%2C20%2C12%2Clayer9%2Clayer8
enad Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 You know it's the only way your room was ever getting vacuumed.
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 I was dissapoint you were being so quiet abt the storm but this is great. Can we get pics or video, too? What category is it now?
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 I was dissapoint you were being so quiet abt the storm but this is great. Can we get pics or video, too? What category is it now? I believe it's a 3, might go back up to a 4. Idk about pics or video. There's nothing too interesting going on right now.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 Is your 4loko safe? I'm not drinking.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 I was dissapoint you were being so quiet abt the storm but this is great. Can we get pics or video, too? What category is it now? I mean there was a phone alert for mandatory evacuations one county over from mine for mobile home residents. That's about it so far. Lots of places are closed. Only places still open right now are gas stations and bars.
Still Me Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 show me on the map where you are in relation to the storm
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 show me on the map where you are in relation to the storm Close enough to Orlando.
Still Me Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Close enough to Orlando. do you think your power will go out?
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 what's being dead like Ask me again in a few days.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 do you think your power will go out? It's very possible.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 Since nothing else is going to be going on for the next couple of days, I decided to go pick up a couple bottles of pink moscato. Nary a driver on the roads and virtually all establishments are closed, even 7/11's. The only place that was still open was Wawa. Though I didn't pass any I assume the bars are still open but will be closing within the hour as per usual.
Juice McKenzie Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 try jacking off in front of your window fan
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 try jacking off in front of your window fan I don't have a window fan.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 improvise I jacked off a couple hours ago, I'm good.
naraku360 Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Ask me again in a few days. Don't talk like that, man. Shouldn't get people's hopes up.
molarbear Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Be careful man That being said if at any point you feel like you're 100% going to die could you go out doing the whole Lt. Dan thing on your roof?
mthor Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 I'll be here all night as long as I continue to have power and or internet access. You can check in from time to time and ask questions. Has my roof blown off? Did you eat all the rations before the storm even arrived? And I can provide status updates as the night goes along and the storm closes in during the day tomorrow. http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT11/refresh/AL112017_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind+png/213811_5day_cone_no_line_and_wind.png[/img] http://google.org/crisismap/2017-irma?hl=en&llbox=35.46%2C11.66%2C-40.38%2C-100.41&t=TERRAIN&layers=3%2C1340721332252%2C30%2C1%2C31%2C32%2C5%2C49%2C15%2C11%2C20%2C12%2Clayer9%2Clayer8 Good luck, dude. Fill the sinks and fill the bath tub...you know the drill. (I used to live in Winter Springs, but while I was there, the worst we ever got was category 1. )
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 Good luck, dude. Fill the sinks and fill the bath tub...you know the drill. (I used to live in Winter Springs, but while I was there, the worst we ever got was category 1. ) More link Winter Stinks. Winter Park much nicer. Winter Springs is just another blended branch city built around 17/92.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 This bitch is taking forever to get here. It's a little rainy and windy out but the storm is moving so slow. Probably means that when the heavier wind and rain does get here it's going to linger around and eventually power will go out. I predict a loss of power before midnight.
fuggnificent Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 it is taking forever! it like in the same exact place it was when i went to bed last night! its windy here.
pail Posted September 10, 2017 Author Posted September 10, 2017 Well there goes the wifi and cable. Peace out y'all gotta ration the 4Gs now. I'll come back if Spectrum can stop rubbing it's nipples long enough to send out a tech (prob not happening).
enad Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 RIP Are you offering condolences or imitating the sound of his jeans when he bends down to put on his galoshes?
quebecelegy Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 good luck man. and to everyone else from here that's there, too.
enad Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Hunkered down. Looters beware. Beware that after you shoot yourself in a fit of incel storm misery they may have to put up with a fouler-than-usual odor while they cart out all your second-hand Silent Bob jackets?
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Hunkered down. Looters beware. Dammit, why aren't there more Roc clips online? I know I saw a video once of that episode where a burglar walked into the main character's house, shook his head in disgust at their worthless crap, and then walked right back outside.
1pooh4u Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Hunkered down. Looters beware. You shouldn't be allowed to have guns cat|
enad Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 God damn.... this fucking thread You think his dad got blown away yet?
naraku360 Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 Hunkered down. Looters beware. Unless they're white. If they're white, they're just trying to survive and can help themselves.
naraku360 Posted September 10, 2017 Posted September 10, 2017 You think his dad got blown away yet? If he weighed as much as Bucket, it's doubtful a category 5 hurricane could lift him.
mochi Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Hunkered down. Looters beware. ah, threatening to shoot people again, don't worry, the mods will make it go away and tell us you never posted this ::]::
fuggnificent Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 ah, threatening to shoot people again, don't worry, the mods will make it go away and tell us you never posted this ::]:: hes done it before?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 ah, threatening to shoot people again, don't worry, the mods will make it go away and tell us you never posted this ::]:: So, if a hurricane happened to hit RI and I posted a pic of my gun also saying "looters beware", that's considered threatening to shoot people? Because I am pretty sure if someone breaks into your house you are allowed to defend yourself and your home with a gun.
PenguinBoss Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 So, if a hurricane happened to hit RI and I posted a pic of my gun also saying "looters beware", that's considered threatening to shoot people? Because I am pretty sure if someone breaks into your house you are allowed to defend yourself and your home with a gun. Taking it into context, I don't know that you've threatened to shoot anyone before. Or endorsed the harm of others "in defense." Even without context, you would look like a trigger happy loon, though.
Ginguy Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 So, if a hurricane happened to hit RI and I posted a pic of my gun also saying "looters beware", that's considered threatening to shoot people? Because I am pretty sure if someone breaks into your house you are allowed to defend yourself and your home with a gun. Bucket has a right to defend himself, his family and his property, as anyone does in just about any State.
naraku360 Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Bucket has a right to defend himself, his family and his property, as anyone does in just about any State. That doesn't change how he seems to be gleeful about the prospect.
enad Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 That doesn't change how he seems to be gleeful about the prospect. Also is it really your property if your mom buys everything for you and she thinks the looter is more deserving than the lumpen failson?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted September 11, 2017 Posted September 11, 2017 Taking it into context, I don't know that you've threatened to shoot anyone before. Or endorsed the harm of others "in defense." Even without context, you would look like a trigger happy loon, though. Concealed carry permit and I use the fuck out of it... still a trigger happy loon?
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