fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 He doesnt love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 You gon kill it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 You gon kill it? She already has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's dead isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's dead isn't it She's been using the shell as kotex storage for about a month now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's dead isn't it No. Begging for food rite meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Put it in the sewer... with pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 About a month ago, I saw some blog about a black woman microwaving her baby turtle to death. :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 She's been using the shell as kotex storage for about a month now. The one maybe two tampons i can fit in his tiny shell, dunce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 Put it in the sewer... with pizza No sewer. Gonna put him in da woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 About a month ago, I saw some blog about a black woman microwaving her baby turtle to death. :poop: It wouldnt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 My parents drowned a baby turtle in our goldfish tank because they couldn't understand that all turtles are not sea turtles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 I drove 40 miles then drove 80mph speeding back down the highway cuz the store man said he couldnt survive outta water too long, ran thru walmart looking crazy to get an aquarium fast, rushed him home...then made 5 more trips to various pet stores buying shit like a dock and light for his tank...then i buy food and filters and shit every week and i pay the crack head to keep his tank clean cuz hes so filthy and HE STILL DOESNT LOVE ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 My parents drowned a baby turtle in our goldfish tank because they couldn't understand that all turtles are not sea turtles Easy mistake...dont blame them << >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 No sewer. Gonna put him in da woods. But with pizza, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I drove 40 miles then drove 80mph speeding back down the highway cuz the store man said he couldnt survive outta water too long, ran thru walmart looking crazy to get an aquarium fast, rushed him home...then made 5 more trips to various pet stores buying shit like a dock and light for his tank...then i buy food and filters and shit every week and i pay the crack head to keep his tank clean cuz hes so filthy and HE STILL DOESNT LOVE ME! You bought the turtle first instead of his setup because you're retarded and cruel to animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 You bought the turtle first instead of his setup because you're retarded and cruel to animals I actually did nt know his size or that he was aquatic...website didnt say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 But with pizza, right? Maybe a stale breadstick...the heartless bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 I drove 40 miles then drove 80mph speeding back down the highway cuz the store man said he couldnt survive outta water too long, ran thru walmart looking crazy to get an aquarium fast, rushed him home...then made 5 more trips to various pet stores buying shit like a dock and light for his tank...then i buy food and filters and shit every week and i pay the crack head to keep his tank clean cuz hes so filthy and HE STILL DOESNT LOVE ME! It's a reptile. They're not known for being very demonstrative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's a reptile. They're not known for being very demonstrative. Reptiles are good pets. That's why people keep alligators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 It's a reptile. They're not known for being very demonstrative. He knows how to shake me down for more foods. He can pretend to at least like me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 So desperate for love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 So desperate for love... Imma watch tmnt movies and cry and eat ice cream! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 I drove 40 miles then drove 80mph speeding back down the highway cuz the store man said he couldnt survive outta water too long, ran thru walmart looking crazy to get an aquarium fast, rushed him home...then made 5 more trips to various pet stores buying shit like a dock and light for his tank...then i buy food and filters and shit every week and i pay the crack head to keep his tank clean cuz hes so filthy and HE STILL DOESNT LOVE ME! You change out the filter and clean the tank once a week at the most, and turtles don't even have to eat that much, same as any reptile.. I know you can't be stupid enough to not realize this, but the reptilian brain is not capable of love. It's wired to just carry out basic instincts.. get food, bask in the sun, avoid predators etc.. If taking care of a turtle is too much work for you raising a daughter must be hell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 You change out the filter and clean the tank once a week at the most, and turtles don't even have to eat that much, same as any reptile.. I know you can't be stupid enough to not realize this, but the reptilian brain is not capable of love. It's wired to just carry out basic instincts.. get food, bask in the sun, avoid predators etc.. If taking care of a turtle is too much work for you raising a daughter must be hell.. its not the difficulty of the task. its the pay back. the baby girl smiles, laughs, hugs me and tells me she loves me all the time. what does the turtle do? jump in his water and try to swim away from me if i try to pet him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 I actually did nt know his size or that he was aquatic...website didnt say. Did no research bc you don't value animal lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 Did no research bc you don't value animal lives if i didnt care if he lived or not i wouldnt have asked the pet shop dude how he'd fare out of water now would i ? i wouldnt have speed like crazy on the hwy to get him home and back into water, now would i? i wouldnt have bought him a basking dock or a light now wou?ld i? and he definitely still wouldnt be alive eating me out of house and home now would he? shuts the hell up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 No sewer. Gonna put him in da woods. I hope some one nails your tires while you're out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 And the dumbest reason to get rid of a turtle goes to: He doesnt love me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 And the dumbest reason to get rud if a turtle goes to: you're next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 you're next What does that even mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 What does that even mean? She gon get rud wit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 He's filthy because all the food you're dumping in there is breaking down and dirtying the water. THEY DON'T EAT THAT MUCH! if you wanna feed something, get yourself one of these.......Oh, and try to pet it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 its not the difficulty of the task. its the pay back. the baby girl smiles, laughs, hugs me and tells me she loves me all the time. what does the turtle do? jump in his water and try to swim away from me if i try to pet him! Are you waiting for it to smile, roll over, do tricks......What the fuck do you want from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 What the fuck do you want from it. Constant validation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Top Gun Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 its not the difficulty of the task. its the pay back. the baby girl smiles, laughs, hugs me and tells me she loves me all the time. what does the turtle do? jump in his water and try to swim away from me if i try to pet him! You can't be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Reptiles are good pets. That's why people keep alligators. @coupe Where is coupe? I miss his "drunk coupe vs ________" threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Start a Lobster farm so I don't have to buy these damn things at the grocery store everytime you get the munchies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 holy fuck. what if that took a bite out of fuggz waist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 You can't be real. obviously im just joking around jeez people lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 obviously im just joking around jeez people lol No, you're a dumb monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 No, you're a dumb monster this is just awful....how many animals has she potentially killed now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 this is just awful....how many animals has she potentially killed now? She has at least her weight in dead animals at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 She has at least her weight in dead animals at this point. Hundreds of pounds of animal bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 Hundreds of pounds of animal bodies Better than 100lbs of worms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 Better than 100lbs of worms. Even in hyperbole this is completely retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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