Doom Metal Alchemist

I MEAN, AT LEAST AT DUNKIN YOU CAN GET DONUTS, AMIRITE?

The Incredible Sulk.

Helloween.

King Bong That's GOT to be the name of a stoner doom metal band already, it just has to be.

I call photoshop on a box of Blueberry Pop-Tarts.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DILDO / JUDAS CHAIR HYBRID LOOKING THING???

Totz a nightmare about a spelling bee.

Ok, this may be getting a little personal... BUT since you brought up your tits, and you brought up losing weight... Did you lose any in the chest? I need to know for... reasons.

Well it would turn heads at least. You'd probably get a lot of people snapping pics of you.

Her tits look bigger in some of those pics than in others. >_>

Better than drinking. Note that I do neither. This is just from observing friends who act like idiots / dicks when drunk, and no discernible difference that I can see when they smoke weed.

Sounds like they bought food for themselves with the bonus of you getting it for them.

I don't know. I think the best way to find out is to try to get on My 600 LB life, and see what happens.

I thought you wanted a sugar daddy, not to be a sugar daddy mama.

How is she doing that in that first gif? Or is that just playing in reverse?

HEY, THAT'S MY JOKE! I'LL KILL YOU! /zoidberg ***note: That is not a real threat, as implied, I was quoting Zoidberg from an episode of Futurama. ANYWAY... I actually never made that joke about fuggs or anyone specifically, but one of the jokes I am most proud of coming up with is "Yo mama so fat, astronomers have classified her ass as a supermassive black hole."

Generally I'll wish them a happy birthday if I know / knew them irl. Also I'm facebook friends with a couple of my favorite musicians, and I'll wish them a happy birthday because of my fanboyism. People I only know / know of from facebook, I pass on that.

Yeah, but there's a variety of birth control methods out there...

What is a cock P?

Dude that scene is awesome, especially if you're still a kid when seeing it for the first time.

Having a job where I'm constantly walking for like the whole 10 hour shift has worked wonders for me.

KFC, Burger King, Wendy's.

7 I guess. When I get fast food burgers, I ALWAYS ask they leave off the mustard / pickles / tomatoes, but if they fuck up my order and leave one or more of those on, I'll generally eat it, so I'm not counting them.

I am enjoying not being reminded of his existence, thank you.

That's a great image on its own merit, but the bonus is you used Calvin without it being him pissing on something.