Doom Metal Alchemist

Sleeping and working.

Got a snicker out of me (as well as a mild headshake, but oh well).

At least Steve Harvey gets to be funny on Family Feud (or, depending on your point of view, attempts to be funny). Drew Carey is completely wasting his talents on The Price is Right. If you look up his old stand-up on youtube, he was fucking hilarious. Why the fuck is he hosting a game show where he doesn't get to be funny?

Now THAT'S a needle dick.

She probably pulled an Ozzy and pissed on the Alamo.

30 lives. Game Genie is what got you infinite lives.

Might as well go eat worms...?

I just can't be naked around the house. When it's super hot I'll be wearing shorts, at least.

John Travolta seems to have lost some weight.

So wouldn't that mean I was right? You just went more in depth.

Ah yes, hunting the ol' voracious wild bread. Gotta set those booby traps bright and early, or else they'll see them and walk right past them. They're too clever for that.

Without looking it up, I'm assuming that prolactin is what causes lactation, right?

It doesn't count when it's someone else making the double.

How about this: You can milk anything with nipples, as long as it's female... and lactating.

But he wasn't talking about Zeus, he was talking about whatever the Christian God's name is. (Jehova?)

Ah yes, I know the struggle of having to wearing shorts and no shirt indoors in the winter because of my mother too.

Sometimes I purposely miss doses of my medication because I want to be up for an extended period of time. I started doing this when I was in grad school, and I always procrastinated so much that this was the only way to get all my homework done on time. Finals week, I think my first semester.... I stayed up for about 80 hours straight. I had all day to finish my last paper, but I literally could not think. I was afraid to take my pills and go to bed, because I thought I wouldn't be able to get up in time to finish my paper on time. But I had no choice, because I couldn't think, so I was stuck. So I went to bed at like 11:00 AM, woke up at like 9:00 PM, finished my paper and turned it in like an hour to 30 minutes before the deadline. Yeah!

Well you know how the gays love manscaping.

Oh my god no.

I mean, how it goes in the bible is that we are all BORN with ORIGINAL sin, so we are all sinners just by nature of being born, which is exactly what Jesus died for, so there's no need for us to do any sinning on purpose...

But at least salads give you fiber. Right...?

I never looked at it like that before...

Once we get them printed, want a sticker of my band's logo? It won't be the one that's in my sig currently. It'll be way different.

I don't wish death upon packard, but I do wish somehow, in some way, his ability to connect to the Internet would be forever lost.