Doom Metal Alchemist

I myself wouldn't know anything about this, but my friend was talking with me about this just earlier today. He said if he was ever looking for something serious again (which he isn't), he would never use a dating app for it. According to him, women using dating apps just want to fuck, not have a serious relationship. You meet women who want to have a serious relationship by meeting them through friends, friends of friends, etc. Maybe the guys you're talking to / meeting on dating apps have a similar thought process.

"lol" is to Internet lingo what "cool" is to irl slang. That ain't ever going away.

womp-womp

pwned Awesomesauce

Don't worry. I fucked your mother last night, so at least that part is true

Star Trek memorabilia.

It's an old SNL skit.

Beat me to it.

It's funny the music they used in this skit is Beautiful GIRLS.

I don't know if you managed to play VI yet, but that's where I recognize him from. He wasn't very prominent though.

*insert that GOT DAM THAT HOT pic here*

Hey, that's mean! But what I meant is that musicians tend to be very judgmental about their obscure taste in music being far better than the "fake ass shit" "mainstream" listeners listen to.

Hamburger.

Eons of old message board "standards" people tended to not use selfies as avatars. I don't think it was really until facebook exploded in popularity that it became the norm. Like places like facebook, twitter, etc. The point is that people know who you are. In traditional message boards, the point was to remain anonymous.

I mean, there's better ways.... like stand in front of the toilet as if you were about to sit down, and crouch so your ass is above the toilet, but don't quite sit down on it.

Hail, hail, hail and kill...?

ITT: Bucket sells out. j/k In the top pick you remind me of Dave Grohl.

Would Mitch Hedberg even be funny AT ALL if it weren't for his distinctive delivery?

I'll beat you there. Katt may have beaten me, but she at least WANTS to be a virgin. Wait @Phillies I thought a long time ago you said you lost your virginity when you were younger...

Did you get this solved yet? I noticed your screen name uses an uppercase P while in the screen cap you are trying to log in using a lowercase p.

Have you seen that episode of Bob's Burgers where Tina thinks the cow is talking to her through its poop?

Wait, are you from Alabama, or Scotland?

Hey, as a short guy, I resent that.

Hey, at least he didn't ruin his career (chances) by calling you the N-word, amirite?