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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I figured he was putting on a stereotypical Japanese accent.
  2. Doom Metal Alchemist
    *doesn't watch vid but notices thumbnail* Goddamn I didn't think Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner until recently.
  3. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I can't tell if you're acting like a ghost or telling Skiles his joke sucks.
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    That is a good song. I finally got my first Ted Nugent album maybe a couple months ago, Cat Scratch Fever. Didn't think much of it.
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    That's not exactly the most flattering picture of her.... Who do I think is the most beautiful woman ever? Probably down to this chick from Spain I went to grad school with or Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima.
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    Happy birthday!
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    I was.
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    delt.
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    Yup.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That's the one.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You found one I forgot about ( : S ) but the other goofy lol is still missing.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    The embarrassed one, the other goofy lol one, and the heart.
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Go back to bed, then? I'm assuming you don't work on Saturdays.
  14. Doom Metal Alchemist
    They were one of my most hated bands in high school.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Cocktail wienie.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Fixed.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I wonder if that's an f2m transgender. I wasn't aware man-nipples got that big.
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    Happy birthday again, since I did not know this was the first thread.
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Happy birthday!
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    You missed two Dylans. Oh wait, this is a top 3 thread, nvm.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Someone doing karate.
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Arnold Schwarzen****r. LOL "Bigga Nigga" is simultaneously way dumber and way funnier than my punchline.
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Oh, also, years ago I came up with a very similar offensive joke. What do you call a black body builder? I'll leave it to you to figure out the punchline.
  24. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I have not heard of that movie. He was in Independence Day, though.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Took me a beat.
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