Doom Metal Alchemist

The celebrity sex tape thing happened because Pamela Lee has big boobs and Tommy Lee has a big dick. Not to mention porn wasn't so mainstream and was still a thing to be ashamed of, so people actually still gave a crap about seeing celebrities naked. Remember all of those fake nude celebrity sites that demanded you PAY to access???

Fixed.

I agree with this. I haven't myself tried CBD oil, but I would like to. I don't want to "do pot" but CBD oil is (sometimes?) THC free, so I would THINK that wouldn't threaten your job.

I was regularly watching That 70s Show on ABC Family like 5 years ago. They stopped caring about the 'family' image long ago.

If you think about it, a divorce actually could be something to celebrate if you find yourself no longer trapped in a really shitty marriage with a really shitty partner. A "never getting married party" is celebrating.... life as usual.

I've never heard of that one.

You want me to "call" a website?

This isn't about fast food, rogue. And, after a cursory search, it seems Google has wiped all gifs of Fozzie Bear being pelted with tomatoes from their servers entirely. Fuck you, google!

I used to air guitar all the time until I started listening to music while Internetting.

My brother married his high school sweet heart, who to my knowledge is the only girl he's ever dated. They've been married since 2009 and have two kids. Oh, and they've been dating since, I want to say, 1998?

That is definitely I concern I have.

I have a co-worker i want to ask out. Will I have the balls? That remains to be seen.

I'm a virgin but not an assman.

Doubledammit. I forget where I heard that expression, pretty sure it was an AS show.

No cell service in those areas?

Part shyness, part never leaving the house, part not really trying, part not much caring, part too high standards.

Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn Europe - The Final Countdown Ratt - Round and Round Warrant - Cherry Pie The Cars - Moving in Stereo Some Linkin Park song I don't know the name of.

I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Why do they use it?

Oh here's one, but I've since forgotten how to do it. One time maybe around 5 years ago or so I randomly and by accident figured out how to make my guitar sound like a cat meowing, like Duane on the one episode of Home Movies. Although I guess I was doing it differently then Duane, because if memory serves, he used the sliding technique, while I used a pre-bend/release.

If we're including video game stuff... I can beat Chill Penguin from Mega Man X with the x-buster very easily, and every time I try. It is kinda time consuming though, because the x-buster doesn't do much damage on him.

I actually do have glasses, and if anything, it makes them slip down a little bit. But usually not much effect is felt on my glasses.

I can wiggle my ears.

Is that why she married you?