Doom Metal Alchemist

It is when your gf is 5'10".

In the mirror. Bu-dum-tsh!

I grew up thinking the stomach flu and the flu were the same thing. To this day I don't even know what the flu is.

One time I took my meds too close together and it caused double vision.

The only drugs I take are caffeine and sugar. Well that, and my bipolar meds. But I don't take more than the prescribed amount, so they don't get me high.

We play a combination of doom metal, stoner metal, heavy metal, and hard rock, depending on the song. If you want to check us out, here's the best recording of us so far: It's hard forming a band. Three ways I've had luck: 1. Posting flyers at Guitar Center. 2. Posting or replying to ads on craigslist in the musicians section. 3. Looking through profiles of musicians on bandmix.com that you think can be a fit for the type of music you want to make.

I had the week off work, which I desperately needed after last week. I and the band had planned on having a ton of practice this week, which unfortunately didn't happen. I got to see the 80s metal band Anvil live though, which was cool.

First thought: "Well, I wasn't expecting that." Second thought: "She's trolling for some reason." Third thought: "Oh wait, those probably actually are her hands."

"He cut off mah shins, boy!"

Forgive her father, for she knows not what she does.

Goddamn, am I imagining things, or didn't you say you had tiny tits before? Because those ain't tiny.

Bless you for dating a shorter guy.

lol nvm I just realized what those are.

"My" first car was a 1989 Honda Accord. It was my mom's (we bought it brand new) and when I began driving I sort of inherited it but my mom still used it. But then she got in a wreck and totaled it (this was somewhere in the early-mid 2000's). In all that time we had that car it never crapped out on us.

I don't know if you've seen the dirt, but you don't want your favorite artist making a movie like that. It's basically just Motley Crue masturbating all over themselves about how awesome (they think) they are. I haven't seen Bohemian Rhapsody yet.

*bleep*

You haven't had real fried chicken until it feels like you're going to have a heart attack right after eating it.

Nope.

I don't know what either of those are. You're showing your age, old man.

I'm convinced that if Mel Blanc was still alive, the actual "Loony Tunes" cartoon (not spin offs like The Loony Tunes Show and Wabbit) never would have stopped making new eps.

I would split it into two separate days.

I don't have any alts.

What about 16-bit video game avatars?

nvm