Doom Metal Alchemist

Damn, again?

I'm not an assman, I would've appreciated boobs more. Thanks guys!

Happy birthday! I'm pretty sure I used to know who you are, but I've since forgotten. >_>

They can afford their own private jet.

She's come a long way, baby.

Damn, I thought it was gonna be something I could use.

I was actually thinking about this last night... Not only do I think dial-up Internet is an obsolete technology, I think once all the baby boomers die off, phone land-lines will all die off entirely. They're like 100% completely obsolete now. After the boomers die off there'll be no more people too poor to have cell phone service (unless maybe they're so poor they're living out of their car or worse) because they can have their phone, Internet, and TV all in that one device. There's no need for cable TV, there's no need for PC's, there's no need for land lines for actual phone service, and there's no need for land-lines for cheap Internet service. It would be much cheaper to have all that in a cell phone.

You know, chucking that worm would have probably hurt it quite a bit (imagine if a person is hurled a large distance and crashes to the ground).

I didn't give it a chance until Adult Swim aired it.

Sounds like you're going on tour with mega-rich rock stars.

So it's a witch then, problem solved.

Ok, first of all... how did you think I was hispanic when you've seen pics of me before? Secondly... what about this thread tipped you off I wasn't hispanic??? Anyway, thank you and everyone else for the birthday wishes!

I sure do love those great tits.

Yeah.... "soda"...

What words were those?

I was close.

Oh. Maybe you were right and I was wrong. >_>

Pretty sure you need to donate for that to happen. And even then, it'll only be green on mobile. It'll remain white on desktop.

Hm. I've never had my feet go numb, so I don't know if those would be necessary for me.

I've been wearing memory foam shoes at work which were really helping, but I think I need a new pair. The foam's dead. What are compression socks?

A what?

Is it some kind of (un)written rule that black people don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Because white people tend to celebrate it whether or not they have any Irish in them. Kinda like how white people celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

It's the past tense of when a vocalist of a certain genre of music has performed said music.

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