Doom Metal Alchemist

Can "sing" the entire drum solo to In A Gadda Da Vida with 100% accuracy every time.

Every night tries to clean his ears with chopsticks.

Were their asses as bangin' though?

Speaking of radical highs, you must be radically high if you think climate experts don't use highly complex algorithms and just calculate the mean the way we all learned in grade school. Can't believe the career janitor thinks he knows more about math than scientists.

Kingdom of Zeal from Chrono Trigger.

If Ronnie James Dio was a redhead.

What does he mean by make it hot again?

Happy birthday!

Chinaman Irishman Scotsman Welshman Englishman Swedishman Japaneseman Koreaman Germanman "Chinaman" is politically incorrect nowadays, is the same true for "Scotsman" and "Irishman"? Is there always a negative connotation when using this "-man" nomenclature? Would someone from England balk at being referred to as "Englishman" rather than "English"?

Donald Trump is just George Costanza from an alternate universe where Frank Costanza was a billionaire.

Ok that's abnormal to the level I couldn't even picture what the fuck you were doing. And even when I asked in my last post asking you if that is indeed what you were doing, I really doubted I had it right. So yeah, extremely NOT normal.

Sleeping.

World War 11?

I'm still really confused. Are you yanking your dick out the bottom of your shorts? I'm trying to figure out how this process replaces untying draw strings.

Me and Trump agree on something??????

I don't even understand what you are trying to describe.

Ask myself if I was Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

Dumb, yes. Question, no.

Happy birthday!

Any time after I say "It's turtles all the way down," he immediately interjects with, "TONIGHT WE DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!"

His favorite phrase is "Fuck this, I'm going to bed."

Her favorite phrase is "That's nuttier than a bag o' nuts."

His favorite phrase is "He's nuttier than a house plant."

Killed the sun with a turtle.