Doom Metal Alchemist

Unless I start going to sit down restaurants a ton (I'm much more likely to get fast food), I just default to 20%, and you're probably going to have to piss me off for me to lower it. I tend to forget that other jobs ask for tips. I don't get haircuts often, but when I do, I look at the tip line on the receipt, and I'm like, "uhhhhhhhhhh" and then just decide, "two dollars, why not", or "five dollars, why not," or whatever, depending on how much the service was.

I didn't like anime in my teens. I think I was exactly 20 years old when I got into anime. I don't really care about it anymore. AS refuses to wow me anymore, and I don't have the time or energy I put into discovering new music into discovering new anime.

NO, YOU'RE BEAVIS And of course you need TP for your bunghole, no argument there.

Come on ghost, we're living in a new era, when porn viewing isn't shameful anymore. Even women talk about their porn viewing!

Big tits.

For some reason every dog I ever encountered as a kid can go fuck itself, but (almost) every dog I've encountered as an adult is cool. My friends that own good dogs always place bad dogs' bad behavior squarely on the owner rather than the actual dog.

It's funny to me how so many people here and on the ol' ASMB posted at work all time, and sometimes ONLY at work... All the jobs I've had don't have time to be dicking away online. I've always been doing this on my spare time. This is fun for me.

I like the fact that the stupid shit I post is no longer directly connected to a mainstream website. Facebook is enough.

The celebrity sex tape thing happened because Pamela Lee has big boobs and Tommy Lee has a big dick. Not to mention porn wasn't so mainstream and was still a thing to be ashamed of, so people actually still gave a crap about seeing celebrities naked. Remember all of those fake nude celebrity sites that demanded you PAY to access???

Fixed.

I agree with this. I haven't myself tried CBD oil, but I would like to. I don't want to "do pot" but CBD oil is (sometimes?) THC free, so I would THINK that wouldn't threaten your job.

I was regularly watching That 70s Show on ABC Family like 5 years ago. They stopped caring about the 'family' image long ago.

If you think about it, a divorce actually could be something to celebrate if you find yourself no longer trapped in a really shitty marriage with a really shitty partner. A "never getting married party" is celebrating.... life as usual.

I've never heard of that one.

You want me to "call" a website?

This isn't about fast food, rogue. And, after a cursory search, it seems Google has wiped all gifs of Fozzie Bear being pelted with tomatoes from their servers entirely. Fuck you, google!

I used to air guitar all the time until I started listening to music while Internetting.

My brother married his high school sweet heart, who to my knowledge is the only girl he's ever dated. They've been married since 2009 and have two kids. Oh, and they've been dating since, I want to say, 1998?

That is definitely I concern I have.

I have a co-worker i want to ask out. Will I have the balls? That remains to be seen.

I'm a virgin but not an assman.

Doubledammit. I forget where I heard that expression, pretty sure it was an AS show.

No cell service in those areas?

Part shyness, part never leaving the house, part not really trying, part not much caring, part too high standards.

Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn Europe - The Final Countdown Ratt - Round and Round Warrant - Cherry Pie The Cars - Moving in Stereo Some Linkin Park song I don't know the name of.