Doom Metal Alchemist

I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Why do they use it?

Oh here's one, but I've since forgotten how to do it. One time maybe around 5 years ago or so I randomly and by accident figured out how to make my guitar sound like a cat meowing, like Duane on the one episode of Home Movies. Although I guess I was doing it differently then Duane, because if memory serves, he used the sliding technique, while I used a pre-bend/release.

If we're including video game stuff... I can beat Chill Penguin from Mega Man X with the x-buster very easily, and every time I try. It is kinda time consuming though, because the x-buster doesn't do much damage on him.

I actually do have glasses, and if anything, it makes them slip down a little bit. But usually not much effect is felt on my glasses.

I can wiggle my ears.

Is that why she married you?

Damn, again?

I'm not an assman, I would've appreciated boobs more. Thanks guys!

Happy birthday! I'm pretty sure I used to know who you are, but I've since forgotten. >_>

They can afford their own private jet.

She's come a long way, baby.

Damn, I thought it was gonna be something I could use.

I was actually thinking about this last night... Not only do I think dial-up Internet is an obsolete technology, I think once all the baby boomers die off, phone land-lines will all die off entirely. They're like 100% completely obsolete now. After the boomers die off there'll be no more people too poor to have cell phone service (unless maybe they're so poor they're living out of their car or worse) because they can have their phone, Internet, and TV all in that one device. There's no need for cable TV, there's no need for PC's, there's no need for land lines for actual phone service, and there's no need for land-lines for cheap Internet service. It would be much cheaper to have all that in a cell phone.

You know, chucking that worm would have probably hurt it quite a bit (imagine if a person is hurled a large distance and crashes to the ground).

I didn't give it a chance until Adult Swim aired it.

Sounds like you're going on tour with mega-rich rock stars.

So it's a witch then, problem solved.

Ok, first of all... how did you think I was hispanic when you've seen pics of me before? Secondly... what about this thread tipped you off I wasn't hispanic??? Anyway, thank you and everyone else for the birthday wishes!

I sure do love those great tits.

Yeah.... "soda"...

What words were those?

I was close.