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My xmas tree this year

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

^this fuckin' guy

Y'all are old.

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

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The most confusing, bleary-eyed week of the year, December 26th-January 2nd. I don't know what day of the week it is and I'm too scared to ask.

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve. *high fives* Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

Fine. WTF Ever.

Boy, have I! ...I mean what?

I dunno about that. Have you seen their porn?

that is the question. a conversion with me, and myself: me: why are you getting your jams jams off? me: becu- me: because nothing. we don't want to gets outs our jam jams me: i say call a vote! me: HERE HERE! me: all those that want to be in jams jams say aye! me, me, and me: AYE. me: **putting back on jam jams** there's a poppet. my cat: *licking his ass* google: *recording*

Seems as good a place as any to put this...

Amah-day-us

It's pronounced "how dare you speak to me" "Day-Us" is also acceptable

A-am I doing it right?

The boards since Christmas

That's the only ism we have. That and autism.

the worst part about getting older is how easy it becomes to just not care.

Its times like these that proofreading will stop us from getting the wrong idea....

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

not really current event worthy, but this museum has to keep spending money to repair this wax figure because people keep punching it. happened in 2021, and now its gone again😆

Nice, same here, picked up the limited edition of season 1. Never got around to stream season 2 so I'll be watching it here.

the whole next episode??? oh wow

It's nice to see print tabloids are as crazy as ever. Standing in line in the grocery store I glanced The National Enquirer's cover headline: "Trump to solve Jonbenet murder."

Loves telling the story about the time he threw a rock at Batman.

Two weeks hours later...

I kept thinking it was Sunday

I'm pretty sure the day camp mum sent us to was giving us frozen soy sauce and duck sauce packets and calling them popsicles.