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  1. That's how you get hypothermia, but I hear its the ultimate release....try it. We can make a snowman of Classic and you can buttqueef on his shamnadollies
    6 points
  2. When Pernida revealed itself in the manga, I thought of the Hamburger Helper mascot. Did you know this guy has a name and it's Lefty? They're both left-handed, what a coincidence. 🤣
    5 points
  3. Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.
    5 points
  4. When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.
    5 points
  5. Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest
    5 points
  6. Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.
    5 points
  7. Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….
    5 points
  8. He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"
    5 points
  9. Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )
    5 points
  10. Spent his entire life trying to solve the mystery of why there isn't ham in hamburger.
    5 points
  11. We're getting a Shake Shack down the road for my workplace, it's not great news for my wardrobe. I may be moving up to 32" waist. Is...is that femboy?
    5 points
  12. Same thing....right.....................riiiight....
    5 points
  13. He's married, not dead.
    5 points
  14. I blacked out in rage every time I remembered that this fight took three fucking months in the manga that I completely blocked out the giant zombie Buddha giving birth via c-section to a horrifying screeching cannibal caterpillar baby so that hit me like a sack of wet laundry. Thanks, Bleach!
    4 points
  15. Moved to Ionia, Michigan after he got invited to a Super Bowl party.
    4 points
  16. Threatened to start a lawsuit and a fight when his order of a dozen donuts only had 11.
    4 points
  17. Was there when Scoob was at his desk and ghostrek wiggled his bald head and face all over Scoob’s clientele information.
    4 points
  18. Was at that 1992 Smashing Pumpkins concert in Detroit when Billy Corgan's guitar got stolen. His lawyer has advised him not to say anything about what happened that night but it confirmed that he was seen backstage when the guitar was stolen.
    4 points
  19. Told Ghostrek to hold the football so he could kick it, ran back to do a run up, then just kept running. Mr Hoonie looked on in amusement.
    4 points
  20. Makes angry bull noises when his aunt tries to make him drink Pepsi.
    4 points
  21. Makes goat noises when he runs out of RC Cola
    4 points
  22. Witnessed history as Ghostrek ran the 4 minute mile in 3:57. This feat was accomplished when Classic Swim dared him to put a tarantula next to Ghostrek's face while he was taking a nap.
    4 points
  23. Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge.
    4 points
  24. He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.
    4 points
  25. Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.
    4 points
  26. Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times.
    4 points
  27. Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle.
    4 points
  28. Ghosty you should write a Star Trek episode about a planet struggling to survive after a poisonous snowstorm blows in, bringing with it a swarm of aggressive, world conquering, aliens…… oh wait that’s the plot to the eternaut damn
    4 points
  29. Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house.
    4 points
  30. Will only play Monopoly with real money.
    4 points
  31. Supplied funding for my kitchen, under the caveat that every single dish must contain raisins, no exceptions.
    4 points
  32. apparently is a fan of my work.
    4 points
  33. claims to have started that crazy 'naruto run' on area 51.
    4 points
  34. Maybe not where you're from.
    4 points
  35. Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.
    4 points
  36. Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears.
    4 points
  37. Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”
    4 points
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