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That's how you get hypothermia, but I hear its the ultimate release....try it. We can make a snowman of Classic and you can buttqueef on his shamnadollies

When Pernida revealed itself in the manga, I thought of the Hamburger Helper mascot. Did you know this guy has a name and it's Lefty? They're both left-handed, what a coincidence. 🤣

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

I hate it already.

He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

Spent his entire life trying to solve the mystery of why there isn't ham in hamburger.

We're getting a Shake Shack down the road for my workplace, it's not great news for my wardrobe. I may be moving up to 32" waist. Is...is that femboy?

Same thing....right.....................riiiight....

He's married, not dead.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

Led a search party for ghostrek, but made sure they looked everywhere but that barge.

He left ghostrek on a barge and didn’t come back for him until 4 days later.

Is really looking forward to National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Will only have conversations with people if they’ve seen Dumb & Dumber at least 37 times.

Used to tell people that Mountain's Leslie West was his uncle.

Ghosty you should write a Star Trek episode about a planet struggling to survive after a poisonous snowstorm blows in, bringing with it a swarm of aggressive, world conquering, aliens…… oh wait that’s the plot to the eternaut damn

Watched in horror as Scoob plucked all the feathers off his chicken suit during their altercation at Disco's house.

schmuck

Will only play Monopoly with real money.

Supplied funding for my kitchen, under the caveat that every single dish must contain raisins, no exceptions.

apparently is a fan of my work.

claims to have started that crazy 'naruto run' on area 51.

Maybe not where you're from.

Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.

Tops pancakes with cheese sauce and gummy bears.

Imagine you stare at the femboy’s butt for too long and you cream through your blue jeans standing in line at the Shake Shack... “Excuse me sweetie, I believe I got a drip of the cherry blossom on myself, could you lick it off for me and stick a dildo in my ass?”

Well anyway Shake Shack is yummy.

Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom

Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days.

Loves chocolate covered corn on the cob.

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

ok