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If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

I’m so glad I clicked on this thread. Ghosty, what do you think Sally is riding?

so, when the name list forms 'patterns' i giggle. this morning, it's xmas

Prostate issue.

I need silence when taking care of business.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

Always answers the phone like this

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

because i wanted to, not because you told me to typical cat

chopper crushing on that reindeer mink never ceases to send me.

"Get in my meowth"

between the legs pnaty shot, but it's Franky....

He did this all himself.

Convinced Ghostrek to sign up for skydiving lessons. What he didn't tell him is that the skydiving school is located directly next door to Classic Swim's alligator farm.

The Bubble Wrap Clan did something to her in a former life. She does not want it near her toys.

Too much trolling these days is just so lazy and uninspired. All they do is regurgitate the same few insults over and over. That, in itself, is insulting to me.

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn. I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you. Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back. That's how much I care.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop.

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter? All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling. Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

Tales a bath in scuba gear

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Only dates seamstresses

Can't imagine he's gonna do it on his own. Now that Luffy and the rest of the crew are there, feels like a safe bet he's gonna have them go after him.

I never understood the handshake, but anime tend to get more heavily scrutinized when they straddle reality and fantasy. Meanwhile One Piece episodes are currently taking place in the belly of Temu Al Capone.

Boy, this show got WEIRD!! Embrace the bizarre tonight at 12:30, ONLY TOONAMI!!

I'm just spitballing here, but has anyone checked San Diego?