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is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

Turns 30 this fall

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

Much Love, Toonami!

Does that mean you don't wear the school girl outfit anymore?

When I get my dentures put back in, you are gonna get it, mister! Kidding. I just regrow most of my teeth.

^this fuckin' guy

Y'all are old.

Babies. Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

you have to maliciously tag him until he logs on of his own volition

🖕

The elephant is reminding me of this Jim Carrey character from In Living Color for some reason.

THAT'S SOMEONE'S HOUSE, BRO

Kon did something again?!

getting a little choked up here as they speak directly to us.

Did you ejaculate?

Babysitting means I control the TV. Watched the ending of vampire diaries tonight. Bawled. Just like I did like 10 years ago. Anyways, got the 10 year old into sailor moon. I forced it upon her. Just like I've done with studio ghibli movies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Also they regret eating tbell tonight. She's been farting up a storm.

ew. pervert. filth.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

well...pics or gtfo.

Sadly I outgrew that years ago.

Got dam that hot

i'm not looking for that old man cringe post he put out there about this...but gross.

You make me feel better about the year we left ours up until March.

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve. *high fives* Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

If that was my lunch that would've been the moment where I would have started my diet.

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with. Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up. So instantly, responses start pouring in. By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name. Laid the boo down, brought in the NY kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

Fine. WTF Ever.

Boy, have I! ...I mean what?

I dunno about that. Have you seen their porn?

that is the question. a conversion with me, and myself: me: why are you getting your jams jams off? me: becu- me: because nothing. we don't want to gets outs our jam jams me: i say call a vote! me: HERE HERE! me: all those that want to be in jams jams say aye! me, me, and me: AYE. me: **putting back on jam jams** there's a poppet. my cat: *licking his ass* google: *recording*

Seems as good a place as any to put this...

Amah-day-us

It's pronounced "how dare you speak to me" "Day-Us" is also acceptable

My xmas tree this year

Always yells YEET! when he's on the toilet.

LMFAO

Nice, same here, picked up the limited edition of season 1. Never got around to stream season 2 so I'll be watching it here.

the whole next episode??? oh wow