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If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

I’m so glad I clicked on this thread. Ghosty, what do you think Sally is riding?

This day is so fake news. Everyone knows that the real holiday is tomorrow: 1/2 off chocolate day. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Me vs. an entire trailer park at the CVS candy aisle.

I need silence when taking care of business.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

Fine, Happy Valentine's day....If you're here, this probably applies to you. As long as you're online, Google Radagon/Marika so you can fully understand

Always answers the phone like this

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

She was given a catnip infused fish toy The toy was utterly decimated, and then she did sprints outside for about ten mins before deciding she was "The Bat"

Ok, pic managed. Yes that is a drawing of a kitten to looks really like Sakura lifting Thor's hammer. I got it in 2019.

I'm doing way way better, haven't vomited today and I was able to eat and take meds. Thanks everyone for the advice and well-wishes! All good to know if there's a next time, so it doesn't hopefully get this far.

Prostate issue.

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn. I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you. Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back. That's how much I care.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop.

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter? All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling. Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

Tales a bath in scuba gear

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character.

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Only dates seamstresses

Can't imagine he's gonna do it on his own. Now that Luffy and the rest of the crew are there, feels like a safe bet he's gonna have them go after him.

I never understood the handshake, but anime tend to get more heavily scrutinized when they straddle reality and fantasy. Meanwhile One Piece episodes are currently taking place in the belly of Temu Al Capone.

Is Ghostrek's landlord

Got released from prison for good behavior i.e. helping the warden open a jar of pickles.

for you know who. *blush*

Refers to this candy as gay bacon