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By the time I finished reading this entirely, I forgot wtf the topic was to begin with. ...

While you’ve taken such meaningful time to hyper analyze my dump... it’s only taken one stray glance awhile back for me to see you made fun of another user for being in a wheelchair. Maybe dial the self-righteous bullshit back a few spaces.

.......These are ghostrek threads you’re dissecting and critiquing while you’ve said you’re out having drinks. The topic was never gonna be centered on the geopolitical ins and outs of Crime and Punishment. And yes, I probably have said something in the past about feces being used as lube. Can’t argue there. I’d say check the opinionated threads in the GD folder but I forget those threads you deemed far too inferior to your sharp and everlasting sociable repertoire.

“Hurrah hurrah dead Internet forums, maybe the party stopped a-rockin’ a merry long time ago” and you’re on my dick announcing you’ll block me on the computer like that’s meant to be stage 4 leukemia. Welcome back Icarus27k.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

...... is......the cat shitting on your chest? wtf is happening here

ghostrek you should go to Buddy’s work in the breakroom and pull down his pants so you can rub your face against those little dark hairs on the back of his legs

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

has his living room dedicated for air guitar solos. complete with cardboard cutouts of an enthusiastic crowd.

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

Has a mini lynx that lives under her left boob that does all her dirty work for

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

Oh....guess its my turn again

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.

Invest in gas masks. My grandson is 13, and every time he opens his door, it's like that scene in The Ten Commandments where the Angel of Death arrives.

I prefer the holiday where clocks go back an hour and I gain sleep. Like tonight.

Still hasn't payed for the fire damage she caused at a Montreux, Switzerland casino while playing around with a flair gun. The incident inspired the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple.

Walked up to the bank teller and asked to deposit $2,000 worth of pennies.

always goes to the bank dressed as scrooge mcduck.

episodenoin ghostie knocked her up

fuck no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about your tits now?

Likes to try paying for things with Monopoly money just to see people’s reactions.

the sun is out at 6:30. I hate this.

Don't touch any sock on the floor

BLEACH: THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD WAR EPISODE 23 Marching Out The Zombies 2 The Soul Reapers' battle against Giselle's zombies has been gaining ground, but now they must contend with the zombified body of the late Captain Hitsugaya! Are they equal to the task or will they follow Toshiro into the dark? ONLY TOONAMI

“I do recall there were two towers in New York City, collectively known as The World Trade Center. Pray tell, what would compel a human to fly United aircrafts into such immaculate architecture? Were there geopolitical ramifications for this abhorrant tragedy, my dearest mother?” - Me after my first birthday

🤢

Has a YouTube channel dedicated to flies getting fried in the bug zapper.

Has a YouTube channel devoted to reviewing can openers.

Hate to say it, but I think you answered your own question here.

Oh, that silly mother of yours!

Shima is a double agent, I was afraid of that. LOL I CALL BULLSHIT. That doesn't absolve him of anything he's done.

Teaches a music class where he trains babies to properly play the bongos

Does the Transformers sound effects whenever he changes clothes.

Stuffs his Thanksgiving turkey with marshmallows, bananas and colby jack cheese.

Little did they know that it's the customer that has to be naked.

Is President of the RC Cola fanclub and is also the club's only member.

Is the president of the Hair Club For Men.

Owns the Michael Bolton box set