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I'd probably be the annoying fuck who "officially retires" but keeps coming back to make projects . . . then I die, leaving a project unfinished, and it gets released 10 years later and it sucks.

Remember that astronaut that drove across the country in a diaper to go stalk her ex? pretty much that

I sucked and no one liked me. I like how at this time that option is winning.

Happy birthday!

Not really a fan of bro, and I dont know if he was cool or a PoS....Just using my platform as an excuse to make a other thread....and hes a fucking bill. I just kinda respect that for some reason. I really dont wanna die .... but not sure if i want 100 years either https://apnews.com/article/dick-van-dyke-100th-birthday-3b6a09bc3c95d9ab079fa360c339dc21

He won't have any teeth if tries it.

@[classic swim] will you please teach this boy the mating call already.

Got married to this song

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

I know it says "sex scandal" but I was really hoping for a "home invasion while stalking my ex" option.

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

I like that no one has picked sex scandal. Like people on the internet have sex....bunch of wizards.

no man can find it because of the stuff everywhere

It's short for clutoris.

if nothing else, I'm stealing this as my new name for holier than thou bible thumpers that live closeted homosexual lives while disrespecting alternative lifestyles

but, there's an untouched market out there

Zaslav: "No." **writes off Paramount for tax purposes**

Morning showers are the most you can feel refreshed even doing all-nighters. I just wish I didn’t have to scrub my dick like a drill sergeant December-April because hot water always shitting the bed.

you forgot to tag the people you wanted to reply.

Stoned. Cocomelon is screaming in the background while I try and watch the vampire diaries. The other girls are outside playing in the snow. Bye 👋 ✌🏻 gtfo. You can stay out until 8. I'll be chilling. Lmao Anywayssssss...

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.

Yeah, Buddy! Why weren’t these options?!?

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As promised, when I was originally hatched from an egg found under a rock in the swamp circa late 1800's or so [ my mind races with the damps! ], little did I realize that one day I would be the equivalent of a forum AI with a bedtime. Over the way too many years, I've come to wonder about each and every one of you. Don't ever change. Except your underpants. Seriously. You can buy in bulk. There's at least one of you wearing something that consists of 6 underwear atoms attached to a rubber band at this point and one of those atoms has a skid mark on it. Spank you all for the delightful wishes, I think Marge Simpson is having a stroke in that pic, and always remember follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAAAKE! BEEFCAAKE!!!

Is threatening to show the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.

I don't even know who this is, but happy birthday irregardless.

Mash overcame the capacity of the goddess statue... and she's not cute underneath! And now she's even less cute! He turned the metal wand into a tennis racket?! The Goddess Statue is down! Dude Mash that was excessive you could've killed him with that!

Who does he think he is, Mash McEnroe?

Ryuko would be proud!

Um, he looks silly?

Holy shit, he is Saitama 🤣🤣

my personal magic is running away