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technically 2026 is even

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

I deserve this.

Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you and i work together like peanut butter and pickles

So, the key to being topical is to not be vague in your threads. Sure, there's been things to discuss during the last week, but what are we addressing here? Just some ambiguous wows and a wolfless cry for help? This is how I would respond to someone who i believed to be clueless in their perpetual shenanigans @FuggsisAlivebutUEMBisnt @1938_Packard @ghostrek2

8 days in, and our intrepid hero struggles for content. ... .... let's watch.

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople.

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Attachment got left in the 90s. It's all about doing what you want when you want then realizing you dont want to do shit

Made Zeni cry when Rebecca accepted his invitation to be his partner for Picitionary night at Disco's house this Wenesday.

awww HELL NAH!!

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

Much Love, Toonami!

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.

Is the costume designer for the upcoming movie... Attack of the 50ft Twinkie.

Is currently dating the lead singer of Jem and the Holograms cover band.

Being told the place i use to entertain myself during my mundane grind is depressing is depressing

Puts ketchup on his gummy bears.

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

Puts butterscotch on his burgers.

Nixon is his favorite president of all time, and for one simple reason:

Every two weeks I clean my bedding... wait that is what this thread is about right?

Kitten in a onesie time! Spay day is Friday so I am trying to get her to at least function by short trials. Yes, it's tiger print. She be pimping.

Cmon man obviously it’s a thing since you experienced it. my fuckin eyes are fucked for having read this thread btw. Thank you everyone 😆🫠😆

You say that like it's ever stopped you before.

The elephant is reminding me of this Jim Carrey character from In Living Color for some reason.

THAT'S SOMEONE'S HOUSE, BRO

Kon did something again?!

getting a little choked up here as they speak directly to us.

Last year was involved in a fist fight with Mr Hoonie at Disco's house during Pictionary night.