Leaderboard

ok

When Pernida revealed itself in the manga, I thought of the Hamburger Helper mascot. Did you know this guy has a name and it's Lefty? They're both left-handed, what a coincidence. 🤣

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

I hate it already.

He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

Spent his entire life trying to solve the mystery of why there isn't ham in hamburger.

We're getting a Shake Shack down the road for my workplace, it's not great news for my wardrobe. I may be moving up to 32" waist. Is...is that femboy?

Same thing....right.....................riiiight....

He's married, not dead.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

And for my homey down under the Boardwalk…

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best.

Got married to this song

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

turned down the roll for 'anton chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair.

Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.

Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

I looked at some a long time ago. Came across a few attractive women in my age bracket on lavalife, but I had to sign off (after making note of the id for one of them who wanted a "nice stable relationship"). When I had the chance to go back, I apparently got into an "alternative" part of the site without realizing it. I searched for the id & the same woman was looking for a married couple to fuck. I checked & it was the same pic & id, then saw I had stumbled into the wrong section. I decided online dating wasn't for me.

On the bright side, JYB is absolutely killing it as usual. Hard to believe there was a time where we were all ragging on him for voicing Renton.