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you forgot to tag the people you wanted to reply.

infrastructure, education, crime...? did you just pull up and say I am been thinding a bout run for congres? how did you solidify your W

Disregard

Thought about just waiting to see if you'd accidentally get in the zone and make one for yourself but then decided to be weird before bedtime. Happy Hatchday, buddy! Couldn't find you a seizure Simpson so I had my mom make you a cake.

Not really a fan of bro, and I dont know if he was cool or a PoS....Just using my platform as an excuse to make a other thread....and hes a fucking bill. I just kinda respect that for some reason. I really dont wanna die .... but not sure if i want 100 years either https://apnews.com/article/dick-van-dyke-100th-birthday-3b6a09bc3c95d9ab079fa360c339dc21

Remember that astronaut that drove across the country in a diaper to go stalk her ex? pretty much that

Dont kill me

Bumping because been getting awful load times and timeout errors all day. At first I thought it was just work wifi somehow trying to block access or something. But no, even at home nothing wants to load at all.

I asked how many cells are in a butt. It asked if the question was a medical concern or general curiosity. I closed the tab.

I carry a double speaker boombox on one shoulder everywhere I go Thing is massive and takes about 20 D-cell batteries to power, but God damn does it go well with my wrap around sun glasses

lol. He shared over DM.

shut up scoob.

If you’re elected, will you whip out your massive Johnson and slap BoBo the clown so hard with it Kid Rock has to write a memorial rap?

Odds are you're the only one. A lawyer with an adroid phone and an obsolete ipod . . . hipster.

how are you fkn 50 years old, online, bragging about stealing from Walmart... I swear I'm friends with some people on FB just to know who not to actually be friends with. Idec that you're stealing from Walmart....but to post about it in a b....just 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

Oooh, even better. what are you daydreaming about doing

@[classic swim] come get your boy!

He won't have any teeth if tries it.

@[classic swim] will you please teach this boy the mating call already.

Got married to this song

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

I know it says "sex scandal" but I was really hoping for a "home invasion while stalking my ex" option.

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

Wants to get married to this song

LOL make Shiemi read a shojo manga that will solve her! LOOOOL that look on Izumo's face. 🤣 LMAO is the guy in the manga played by Michelle Ruff? 🤣

Insane bumper here..

i really like this part where im cold getting out of the shower, then i get in bed, under the cover and pretend like im dying s...so ...cccold th..this is it.....I cant go further This is where i die ⚰️

I’ll do that when he pulls out your armpit hair with his teeth.

I'm not sure what the problem is, on multiple levels.

His slinky body used to weird me out. Avoided any cheeseburgers for an entire century.

Stoned. Cocomelon is screaming in the background while I try and watch the vampire diaries. The other girls are outside playing in the snow. Bye 👋 ✌🏻 gtfo. You can stay out until 8. I'll be chilling. Lmao Anywayssssss...

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.

Yeah, Buddy! Why weren’t these options?!?

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