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I'd probably be the annoying fuck who "officially retires" but keeps coming back to make projects . . . then I die, leaving a project unfinished, and it gets released 10 years later and it sucks.

Thought about just waiting to see if you'd accidentally get in the zone and make one for yourself but then decided to be weird before bedtime. Happy Hatchday, buddy! Couldn't find you a seizure Simpson so I had my mom make you a cake.

Not really a fan of bro, and I dont know if he was cool or a PoS....Just using my platform as an excuse to make a other thread....and hes a fucking bill. I just kinda respect that for some reason. I really dont wanna die .... but not sure if i want 100 years either https://apnews.com/article/dick-van-dyke-100th-birthday-3b6a09bc3c95d9ab079fa360c339dc21

you forgot to tag the people you wanted to reply.

Remember that astronaut that drove across the country in a diaper to go stalk her ex? pretty much that

I sucked and no one liked me. I like how at this time that option is winning.

Happy birthday!

Bumping because been getting awful load times and timeout errors all day. At first I thought it was just work wifi somehow trying to block access or something. But no, even at home nothing wants to load at all.

I asked how many cells are in a butt. It asked if the question was a medical concern or general curiosity. I closed the tab.

Odds are you're the only one. A lawyer with an adroid phone and an obsolete ipod . . . hipster.

infrastructure, education, crime...? did you just pull up and say I am been thinding a bout run for congres? how did you solidify your W

He won't have any teeth if tries it.

@[classic swim] will you please teach this boy the mating call already.

Got married to this song

Will only a hot fudge sundae on Sunday.

Wrote the word "penus" on Ghostrek's face while he was awake.

I know it says "sex scandal" but I was really hoping for a "home invasion while stalking my ex" option.

Is rumored to be the next Michigan football coach with Mr Hoonie and Ghostrek as his assistant coaches.

I like that no one has picked sex scandal. Like people on the internet have sex....bunch of wizards.

no man can find it because of the stuff everywhere

It's short for clutoris.

if nothing else, I'm stealing this as my new name for holier than thou bible thumpers that live closeted homosexual lives while disrespecting alternative lifestyles

I’ll do that when he pulls out your armpit hair with his teeth.

I'm not sure what the problem is, on multiple levels.

His slinky body used to weird me out. Avoided any cheeseburgers for an entire century.

Stoned. Cocomelon is screaming in the background while I try and watch the vampire diaries. The other girls are outside playing in the snow. Bye 👋 ✌🏻 gtfo. You can stay out until 8. I'll be chilling. Lmao Anywayssssss...

By streaking he means a fleshed colored bodysuit and by ass he meant the donkey I rode to the stadium.

Yeah, Buddy! Why weren’t these options?!?

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As promised, when I was originally hatched from an egg found under a rock in the swamp circa late 1800's or so [ my mind races with the damps! ], little did I realize that one day I would be the equivalent of a forum AI with a bedtime. Over the way too many years, I've come to wonder about each and every one of you. Don't ever change. Except your underpants. Seriously. You can buy in bulk. There's at least one of you wearing something that consists of 6 underwear atoms attached to a rubber band at this point and one of those atoms has a skid mark on it. Spank you all for the delightful wishes, I think Marge Simpson is having a stroke in that pic, and always remember follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. BEEFCAAAKE! BEEFCAAKE!!!

Is threatening to show the embarrassing photographs she has of several Michigan donors unless she is named school president.

I don't even know who this is, but happy birthday irregardless.

Happy birthday, or belated by now. Idk

Burbank pop culture websites are out here to tell you that Bill Dauterive in drag is as emotionally triggering as the movie Precious.