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And what's wild is that it's to a former member of the ASMB board, that I only had a few interactions with. Kind of crazy how life works. ASMB helped me so much. It gave me so many hours of fun discussions, helped me through dark times, it put me on the trajectory to get my CAD degree, my dream career, and now I met the love of my life on there without even realizing it at the time. Y'all have a special place in my heart that won't go away. Of course you fuckers are all invited, but it'll be in a separate reception hall since I know how all you are. In all seriousness guys, thank you so much, acquaintanceships, friendships, random people that I met once and forget about completely the next hour. You helped shape this chronically depressed young man into the fucking beast he is today. Thank you.

LinaInverse594 She was a massive Slayers fan, still is honestly. She mostly stuck around GAD, she wasn't a frequent poster, said her post count was maybe in the thousands. So I'll give like a brief rundown of what I remember from our interactions. So I had an alt that I used for GAD, and at the time I was really getting into fantasy anime so I made a thread asking for suggestions, and I remember the name specifically since she mentioned Slayers (heard of it, never watched it because of various reasons, mostly time), we have a brief discussion about it, about a couple pages I recall of us going back and forth on it. And I remember her specifically since she got me into Slayers, I watched it and it's one of the few anime I blitzed through in a matter of days. Haha. I think we chatted in DM's a bit about it, but nothing ever came of that. I remember I had like an awkward time where I was avoiding people and didn't want to talk with people so much off the board, so that probably didn't help things. Kind of wild that I could have ended up with her sooner, but frankly, it's for the better, I wasn't in a good headspace, wasn't happy, was depressed a lot, dealt with a lot of dark shit, I'd probably have been miserable to be around.

ghostie and I were having a pleasant discussion about the geopolitcs and European colonization of Southeast Asia. Of course he held quite neocon views, whatever. But then he said that Bangkok should be called Bangpussi. Why, why would he say such a horrible joke? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And for my homey down under the Boardwalk…

Once got suspended from school for putting limburger cheese on the radiator as part of an April Fool's Day prank.

I looked at some a long time ago. Came across a few attractive women in my age bracket on lavalife, but I had to sign off (after making note of the id for one of them who wanted a "nice stable relationship"). When I had the chance to go back, I apparently got into an "alternative" part of the site without realizing it. I searched for the id & the same woman was looking for a married couple to fuck. I checked & it was the same pic & id, then saw I had stumbled into the wrong section. I decided online dating wasn't for me.

Wants to open up a restaurant dedicated to dogs known as the Chateau Bow Wow.

Thank you all guys. Shooting for Summer it looks like. Kids aren't out of the question. (Don't tell her I said that, would like some time with just me and her. ) But yeah good vibes all around, hope the New Year is treating you guys well.

A’HEWWW da big ass BITTTCHHHH don't KNOWWWWWWWW rule #3 is NO WISHING FOR MORE WISHES

Ghosty! What did you do to Insipid?!

TAO's childhood hero

Got banned from Walmart for writing the word “poppycock” all over the bathroom walls.

lol nut taps.

I just noticed that the license plate on one of the cars at my apartment complex the "word" fap on it

Is playing the bride in upcoming movie The Bride of Chickenstein

Only nut-taps the ones he loves.

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Always brings his pogo stick with him on a first date.

Lost a rap battle to Bill Nye The Science Guy.

Imagine having a kid reference you as second mom and thinking you're one of the kids.

Imagine being old and having a fb.

Favorite sandwich is liverwurst and strawberry ice cream.

Believes that Michael Jackson was the first person to walk on the moon.

Who tf even is this....The Chargers equipment manager? At this point, just hire me.

Bar food!

Ackshually, I am convinced that old people make up the majority of FB users.

@[classic swim] a2b8ce4be1a62e391588e605421e8e10.mp4

Hornswoggle is his first cousin

Sued Hooters for false advertising when he learned there are no actual owls in the place.

Convinced a Cheetah Lounge dancer to give him a lapdance dressed as Chester Cheetah.

Convinced Ghostrek that Mount Rushmore was carved by lightning.

Teaches a class at the local college on how to effectively clap for the shoe hands.

for several years now, he has been sending 'quantom physics' his articles on the non-existance of the number four. .. ... well obviously he hasn't heard back.

Vents his spleen every two weeks.

A donkey was born without a tail, so he pinned a tail on a live donkey and it turned around and went “rheahyeyeahyea thank you Tao!”

This fall will mark the 10th anniversary of Unevenedge. Where did the time go?

He likes to dump a scoop of ice cream on top of a bald man’s head at a restaurant and then have someone eat it off.

His favorite thing to do is melt ice cream, then try to eat it with chopsticks.

If his first pick-up line doesn't work, his next favorite is "Baby, you're the biggest thing since powdered milk."

Likes his eggs sunny side down.

I e a t eggs scrambled they call them "scrambled eggs" yes they do

His favorite pick-up line is, "Baby, you're as hot as a docker's armpit."

You're right....Someone must have awakened Lavos