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Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

People already do it's called Dasani

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

lol. the arc that birthed a thousand furries

Still better than Dasani.

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

Do you put whip cream on it?

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk.

It might be worth mentioning that there is a crisis hotline for those who need it. If you have or have or have had any kind of suicidal thoughts, you can dial 988.

LOL Yukio WHAT?! You're gonna bang your hot teacher after all? 🤣 Shura and Rin's reactions. 🤣

so I guess i'm never shopping there again...

I swear I wanna bottle puddle water and sell it as “raw water”. I wanna name it “East New York Rainwater” tag line “it’s good for the soul” that’ll attract all the alternative health freaks

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

That bitch murdered her bird. Exactly what do you have to do for its feet to fall off? Torture, I imagine. Go choke on a shittily cooked turkey leg.

Is currently facing over 25 felonious assault charges in 7 states for several assaults on mimes.

Thanks everybody. and for the record, I was offically coronaded into IB via invisible butsecks, so the ass-cake is not a lie

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

I don't think I'm ever gonna order Popeyes chicken again. Pretty disappointing and expensive. The sandwich is still fire though.

5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.

When he takes a shower, he takes a shower, and is now banned from Home Depot, Lowe's, Ace Hardware, and several independent plumbing suppliers.

Saved by the nonverbal autistic niece of mine. She almost climbed into her papa's casket. 🤣 we left to get nuggies and watch cocomelon at home.

Put Mr. Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

I posted this before and I'm going to post it again, I fucking hate it when I go to watch Looney Tunes and the first cartoon they want to show is a Bugs Bunny cartoon from 1995 🤦🏿‍♂️ If they insist on showing Looney Tunes cartoons from the 90s and 2000s can they not it make the very first cartoon to show.

Stole a cardboard cutout of the mattress sheep mascot.

has been known to sit with a hair dryer, at the end of his driveway, pointed at the street, to discourage speeding cars.

Episode 753: A Deadly Elephant Climb! A Great Adventure on the Back of the Giant Elephant! Beasts on Beasts on Beasts The climb up the side of the giant elephant begins in earnest as the Straw hat Alliance members make their way to Zou. But the mysterious country's inhabitants might have something to say about that...and what STRANGE inhabitants they are! ONLY TOONAMI All pirates searching for the treasure One Piece must brave the second half of the Grand Line. These wild and dangerous seas are known as The New World. Gold Roger and his crew were the only men to ever chart these waters and learn all the secrets they held. For the rest of the pirates in the world, this has proven to be the end of the road - A Graveyard of Dreams.

The elephant looks so freaky in that shot. Seems like it's barely even alive. What is it, a zombie elephant or something?

Maybe the city doesn't think it needs any guards because they don't expect anyone to get to the top of the elephant.

That was a nice surprise

"I wanna go home"

Mash named his muscles LOL. Yeah shut that asshole up, Mash. Damn this audience is full of haters!

That is such a bullshit pact. Selling out the descendents? LOL killing Hachiro won't end the pact? Really?!

I checked MAL and it is him haha.

Oh shit, is that actually Crispin Freeman in Blue Exorcist? sweet