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I really do miss the good old days look movies to rent or trying to watch the latest movie just went to VHS

did you like the mystique of the back room you weren't allowed to see it could have been anything back there!

Yes I couldn't access my OF page all day People didn't get their videos of me putting clothes on for money

Slamming doors, if I come home in a bad mood I'm slamming that son of a bitch

i constantly question authority i cuss like a marine i smoke weed until i'm straight i don't drive with 10 and 2. sometimes i just drive with my knees i'll go in and out as many damn times as i please, AND i might just leave the damn door open ( i won't...but that's not the point) i'll turn that thermostat to hades in the winter if i'm cold enough...and the summer...well...let's just say hell may just get icey yet. i let my animals on the bed. i pee with the door open i wash my clothes varying times during the week and i clean the house at a reasonable hour any day i feel like. not saturday morning at 0600.

Swearing. My parents used to ground us for swearing. Now I can't speak for 30 seconds without dropping an f-bomb or a Jesus Christ.

Elbows on the table.

Bro going to Blockbuster on a Friday and renting a new game for the weekend was so big for me in middle school and high school. I was a big social butterfly, obviously.

Goes to his local restaurant every Tuesday dressed up as Shredder and orders turtle soup.

Shirts with pockets are stupid. Anything you put in that pocket is just gonna weigh the shirt down to the point that it’s uncomfortable to wear.

I'm too old for this shit.

"This feels so naughty." Bartolomeo.

Damn, didn't expect a tearjerker tonight!

Izumo's mom pulling it back into her. Not likely she can survive that. Her final act is her one time most mom like.

Orihime gonna bitchslap you Uryu

Not living up to the expectations of my peers and fami..... lol, just kidding.... Spiders

Playing video games whenever I want for how long I want without the fear of my dad telling me to "turn that shit off and go outside"

I shower during thunderstorms. I smoke pot. (Gma, 93, still doesn't know tho) I don't wear underwear. But my mom as my back and is like if you're ever in a car accident they'll cut them off anyways. As long as you eat something, I consider it a meal. (Chips, ice cream, etc.) Thats bfast/lunch/dinner. Especially with my autistic niece and her older sister. I let them eat whatever the hell they want. Lol

No lock. Just a sign that said adults only and then a long hallway. I'm pretty sure a child has been back there more than once, lol. Shit happens.

They were never hidden or blocked off where i lived....just a sign that said adults only

Is currently writing a Mr. Magoo fanfic

Relevant, I recently went to this one candy store with a back room. It had chocolate molds of pussies, penises, and titties. The rest of the store was so unassuming and family friendly.

Makes Hentai art of The Snorks

Signs up for dating apps just to warn women about Zeni

Got kicked out of a Smashing Pumpkins concert for throwing pumpkins on the stage and at people in the most pit.

Went to a Korn concert because he thought he was going get free corn on the cob.

Calls and orders pizza in Klingon.

been a while since y'all have seen me :3

Plans on entering the 2025 Most Offensive Halloween Costume Contest dressed up as Gargamel eating Papa Smurf.

Goes up to random people on the street and asks them to smile if they're not wearing any underwear. Surprisingly gets a lot more smiles than frowns

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself sitting on the toilet

Invited Mr. Hoonie come along a camping trip and dared him to play this little piggy on the toes of a grizzly bear. Mr. Hoonie hasn't been seen since.

Good help is really getting hard to find these days.

Plans on going to a Halloween Tupperware party in a few days.

I'm probably going to order out because I don't feel like cooking again and washing dishes since I already cooked breakfast earlier today.

Eats potato chips with a knife and fork.

Thinks "UFOs" stands for "Unintentionally Funny Obstetricians" and nobody can tell him any different.

Gave Mr. Hoonie a kaleidoscope for his birthday.

Counterpoint: The fact MTV no longer has any power to gatekeep what music becomes successful is a huge blessing.

sells boot leg bud light products from his trunk at all kid rock shows.

Is still following Fatboy Slim around on tour.

Has a jamiroquai tattoo

You take my money instantly when I make the purchase, but make me wait 10 business days for a refund on a defective product. Remind me again why I’m paying extra for your premium service?