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Everyone else, “fuck you” love Ghost trek

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

happy holidays to everyone EXCEPT GHOSTREK

see i was gonna' say that... ......

Parents took away his Teddy Ruxpin toy after he got busted putting a Wu-Tang Clan tape inside of it.

Also sleeps with a body pillow of Cyan.

Finally mastered the kaplowey spell from the Smurfs and plans on using on the first mime she sees.

Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Speaking purely as a health care professional, stupid is really hard to kill.

I mean Trump told them to drink bleach during Covid, and they're still alive

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas.

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

lol. the arc that birthed a thousand furries

Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

Still better than Dasani.

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

Do you put whip cream on it?

Laughs every time he hears the word glockenspiel.

Still likes to pull the hair out of Barbie dolls.

has confessed his unbridled jealousy of stretch armstrong.

Hates armadillos with a passion due to her being unable to defeat Armored Armadillo from Mega Man X

loves baking cherry pies from scratch, just so that when he's finally able to enjoy that first piece, he can serenade it to ''warrant's'' timeless classic......

Ran away like this when he saw Mr. Hoonie bent over.

Always leaves Santa Claus his special homemade moonshine instead of milk and cookies.

LMAOOOOOOO that Shura reaction face, holy shit lol

LOL Yukio WHAT?! You're gonna bang your hot teacher after all? 🤣 Shura and Rin's reactions. 🤣

Damn Yukio, wow

akward

Oh this was about to get freaky lmao.

Packard Does Dallas

Smurfs himself off to Smurfette every night before bed.

Stuffed Mr. Hoonie inside one of the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats and just left him there.

…….This is literally a non-issue. Raw milk has so many problems. They are all literally solved by one guy: Louis Pasteur. Unfortunately, we live in a society where the stupid listen to stupid people.

I swear I wanna bottle puddle water and sell it as “raw water”. I wanna name it “East New York Rainwater” tag line “it’s good for the soul” that’ll attract all the alternative health freaks

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.