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That's how you get hypothermia, but I hear its the ultimate release....try it. We can make a snowman of Classic and you can buttqueef on his shamnadollies

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When Pernida revealed itself in the manga, I thought of the Hamburger Helper mascot. Did you know this guy has a name and it's Lefty? They're both left-handed, what a coincidence. 🤣

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

I hate it already.

He and Scoob got into a shouting match at Disco's house during Pictionary night because Scoob couldn't properly draw "dignity"

Fuck you. Go back and rewrite this. I'm sick of trying to figure out what you're saying when you're perfectly capable of writing like a literate adult. (If I weren't a boomer on a phone that's smarter than I am, I'd link your post from Wednesday. )

Spent his entire life trying to solve the mystery of why there isn't ham in hamburger.

We're getting a Shake Shack down the road for my workplace, it's not great news for my wardrobe. I may be moving up to 32" waist. Is...is that femboy?

Same thing....right.....................riiiight....

He's married, not dead.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

Well anyway Shake Shack is yummy.

Made this face when he overheard Ghostrek making horse noises in his bathroom

Dresses up as Judge Dredd when he's refereeing high school basketball games. Before the start of every game he always tells the players

Sent a man’s picture to America’s Most Wanted because the man cut him off on the highway.

Has been positvely identified as the Fanny Pack bandit a cunning bank robber responsible for several hold up in the Atlanta metropolitan area. In these robbeires he's always sporting a fanny pack. A $25,000 reward is being offered for his capture. If you have any information about this bad seed please contact the Fulton County Sheriff's office, The FBI or call our toll free number... 1-800-YOU-SNITCH. You need not give your name.

He went RUUUHHHHH and slapped ghostrek across the head with a slab of freezer pops.

Two days ago he loaned classic swim a pick and a shovel and strangely enough he hasn't heard from Mr. Hoonie in two days.

Loves chocolate covered corn on the cob.

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best.

Got married to this song

Hired Irwin R. Shyster to do his taxes.

Made sure to film this incident right before he switched all the meds in the psych ward with Tic Tacs.

Paid a psych ward to let him walk around the facility in his tighty whities while everyone was in a circle sharing.

Got Ghostrek in serious trouble when he dared him to draw a mustache on The Mona Lisa.

Turned into a talking werewolf puppet and bit Tsar’s face off.

turned down the roll for 'anton chigurh' because the director didn't care for his notes about using a portable judas chair.

Is currently writing a Star Trek TNG fanfiction where he reimagines Dr. Crusher as an intergalactic pro wrestling champion.

Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.