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Just need to get some end tables, waiting for the ones I want to come back in stock

You need Jesus.

You've been claasic'd. Apparently no one is safe

The fuck we doing here?

I don't.

Most unserious goes to the mighty nameraka...enjoy fine trough line dining at your local Shoneys. I had no idea they still existed and its a slight possibility it's expired

Serious: @tsar4 Most Unserious: @nameraka The Gamer: @Ric The Jock: @1pooh4u Biggest +1 @molarbear Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim] Empath: @UwPp The musician: @Doom Metal Alchemist Artsy @discolé monade Top Mod: @katt_goddess Fuck Yo Couch: @Insipid Politician: @scoobdog Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one Biggest Weeb: @Top Gun Pothead: @André Toulon Permabanned Jackass: @The Evil Doctor Longshadow Funniest Poster: @Seight Wisest: @mthor most polarizing @ghostrek

I’m bagging this big beautiful hilarious Turkey 😆

Back on topic: Santa Claus is bald.

I need an adult

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head. This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair. It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.

Why are you like this goes exactly as assumed. Classic swim nabs it. .....Just like promised, I got Ghostie to agree on a date with you. Dont forget the noonies hoonies

The jock was as Tie, so Kudz wins by attendance... Really hoping he's never seen one of these 🤞🏿

Most Serious goes to Tsar. Congratulations...this fashionable hat will bring any ensemble together. Thank you and wear in good health

Mthor

GET OUTTA MY FUCKING SWAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JS: B=======D GT: B============D

No, I think he just needs a handjob. Everyone looks like a giant penis to him today.

God damn, motherfucker. You're smoking with an open can of gasoline in here.

You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s. A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.

I'm mostly confused about how I'd "seem bald." How is that a thing?

I agree, there are plenty of people who rock the bald look

on behalf of me... and maybe other that will jump on this thread: thank you buddy. taking time just to do something inclusive is what community is about. not getting sappy. this is the only social media i kept after the election purge, because HERE i know there's discussion to be had, not just echo chambers... tl:dr : THANK YOU BUDDY!!!!

The votes are in and the results have neen tallied. Please come forward to accept your *prize. *Prizes are fake and have no monetary or any other kind of value

The Politicians are Pat and Jman. Got you guys the new DJT sex bot...fight to the death and the winner gets it...or at least to first blood....ok, first to quit? Look, someone HAS to take this thing

I JUST got his joke when he said he better change his avatar....Fuck yo couch gets snatched up by Benji There's like 9 bucks in change in my ashtry...its all your's. You're going to have to pick it up before my son spends all his money for the month

Top Mod goes to Katt....come on down. What do you get the woman who has everything....well, bet you dont have this...and if you do, its because i sent it to you. Its been established.

Most polarizing,goes to Ghostrek. He came outta nowhere and stole this one with one nomination. A truly powerful feat. Lucky duck ...Do you know how much i love Orange HiC.

Wisest poster, of course goes to our resident Matriarch, Mthor. Nothing but the best....pure Peruvian Flake. Purchased directly from Pablo Escobar in the 80s. I've been holding on to this for a while. Just a note....small...like teeeeny 🤏🏿 chance this is freeze-dried icecream

Funniest post goes to a guy I discovered and put him on a comedy tour with that Aziz dude and Ron White....its a weird crowd, but I'm sure Seight is fine. Found an old box of Cocoa Pebbles in the garage, and after violently purging, I exhumed this for your years of enjoyment....or 3 minutes until its too much trash on it to work anymore

I dont even want to make the joke 😑

I was raptured

And the “Most likely to be Dexter” award goes to @scoobdog 😆

You. Also fuck you for doing this just before mine, lol.

smart question: why battle star galactica is SOOOOO much better than star trek?

OH SHIT! IT'S TURKEY SEASON Y'ALL!!!!

Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack. Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately.

You know what to do @ghostrek

3 times... you're Jeremy

wat is queer E?

Can we fucking ban ghostrek for refusing to stop fucking spamming after being repeatedly told not to? Merging them all into one thread's not going to do anything, because he's too stubborn to get the hint (yes, stubborn, not stupid).