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My xmas tree this year

you forgot to tag the people you wanted to reply.

I just want you all to know…. I’m drunk and sentimental. I hope you all have a Merry Christmas tomorrow, and your Hanukkah was equally awesome.

infrastructure, education, crime...? did you just pull up and say I am been thinding a bout run for congres? how did you solidify your W

ok

ok

technically 2026 is even

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

You’re a real piece of 💩, you know that? 😆

Disregard

You're assuming he only has eggs once a day and isn't cooking them every 12 minutes. If he were on a 140 egg a day average, one day's change is a significant amount of eggs (who isn't ghostrek [I can only assume])

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

I deserve this.

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

The most confusing, bleary-eyed week of the year, December 26th-January 2nd. I don't know what day of the week it is and I'm too scared to ask.

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

Not really a fan of bro, and I dont know if he was cool or a PoS....Just using my platform as an excuse to make a other thread....and hes a fucking bill. I just kinda respect that for some reason. I really dont wanna die .... but not sure if i want 100 years either https://apnews.com/article/dick-van-dyke-100th-birthday-3b6a09bc3c95d9ab079fa360c339dc21

Thought about just waiting to see if you'd accidentally get in the zone and make one for yourself but then decided to be weird before bedtime. Happy Hatchday, buddy! Couldn't find you a seizure Simpson so I had my mom make you a cake.

i thought i would see the world, by now. instead, the entire world, saw me. that's right. that's my road, holding my b l u n t. walking with (lol, thanks pooh) my .50. on google earth.

Ok 🙃

No cute 20-something is looking at anyone within our age range in that way. Whether we got to experience it or not, we are all old and far removed from the era of life that involves cute 20-somethings. If she is looking at you, it may be for one of a million reasons but that is not one of them.

its not even in response to me, but how do you make 2 letters just seem so disrespectful 😆

Is a coffee shop creepy?

@[classic swim] come get your boy!

Remember that astronaut that drove across the country in a diaper to go stalk her ex? pretty much that

Don't be ageist. She might be 60.

Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.