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ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

By the time I finished reading this entirely, I forgot wtf the topic was to begin with. ...

While you’ve taken such meaningful time to hyper analyze my dump... it’s only taken one stray glance awhile back for me to see you made fun of another user for being in a wheelchair. Maybe dial the self-righteous bullshit back a few spaces.

I think you should spend less time watching whatever you're watching on Youtube because it seems terrible. Instead, play Xenoblade. If you don't have a Switch, watch it on Youtube, become obsessed, and have it push this shit out of your algorithm.

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

.......These are ghostrek threads you’re dissecting and critiquing while you’ve said you’re out having drinks. The topic was never gonna be centered on the geopolitical ins and outs of Crime and Punishment. And yes, I probably have said something in the past about feces being used as lube. Can’t argue there. I’d say check the opinionated threads in the GD folder but I forget those threads you deemed far too inferior to your sharp and everlasting sociable repertoire.

“Hurrah hurrah dead Internet forums, maybe the party stopped a-rockin’ a merry long time ago” and you’re on my dick announcing you’ll block me on the computer like that’s meant to be stage 4 leukemia. Welcome back Icarus27k.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

...... is......the cat shitting on your chest? wtf is happening here

Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.

He is beauty but he sure ain’t grace Old photo he’s much larger…still dumb

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

I don't feel like searching for a Linda Blair gif right now.

grow up

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

ghostrek you should go to Buddy’s work in the breakroom and pull down his pants so you can rub your face against those little dark hairs on the back of his legs

“I do recall there were two towers in New York City, collectively known as The World Trade Center. Pray tell, what would compel a human to fly United aircrafts into such immaculate architecture? Were there geopolitical ramifications for this abhorrant tragedy, my dearest mother?” - Me after my first birthday

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.

Dresses like this when he goes to the beach

This doesn't seem like breaking news.

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk.

It might be worth mentioning that there is a crisis hotline for those who need it. If you have or have or have had any kind of suicidal thoughts, you can dial 988.

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

I am sorry you are going through it, but if you are experiencing suicide ideation, you need to speak to your doctor or to a mental health professional. This is not a constructive venue for those kinds of conversations, none of us are professionals.

Is suing Mr Hoonie for unpaid rent. He's taking the case to Judge Judy.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango. I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome.

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.

Should know that it's not for air guitar solos but for air chapman stick performances

has his living room dedicated for air guitar solos. complete with cardboard cutouts of an enthusiastic crowd.

Bought every single item listed on the 12 days of Christmas song

Has a mini lynx that lives under her left boob that does all her dirty work for

Makes Mr Hoonie dress up as Ritchie Rich when he sends him out to put money in the parking meter.

Oh....guess its my turn again

Always goes the bank dressed as Mr. Monopoly.

Put a mouse trap inside his bag of Halloween candy to catch the person who's been stealing his candy. Minutes later he heard the mouse trap snap and a loud scream and discovered the culprit was none other than Mr Hoonie.

Dig through the riches and burn through the liches that slam in the back of my Blackulaaaa

Invest in gas masks. My grandson is 13, and every time he opens his door, it's like that scene in The Ten Commandments where the Angel of Death arrives.

I prefer the holiday where clocks go back an hour and I gain sleep. Like tonight.