-Kudasai-

Sleeps with a body pillow of President Rutherford B. Hayes.

Carries his lunch to work in a Three Stooges lunchbox.

Owns a T-shirt that says... "Mommy's Little Nightmare"

Has never actually seen a hoo-ha in person.

Thought Isaac Yankem DDS was a real dentist

For the third straight year it's lol Oilers because Taylor Hall who their number one pick in the draft in 2010, whom they basically wasted and traded away once they got McDavid has won the Stanley Cup before Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers. They traded him away all he did was win a Hart Trophy and years later a Stanley Cup. Winning is the best revenge.

Immediately called this guy after burning his hand taking food out of the microwave.

Cooking leg quarters in the crockpot as we speak.

His reaction to seeing himself on the Fugitive Hotline segment on Unsolved Mysteries.

His reaction when he saw Mr. Snoot on the FBI Alerts segment on Unsolved Mysteries.

Burgers and fries when I get home.

His reaction after learning that a certain person may have shit their pants.

Took fencing lessons from Bruce Dickinson