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  1. -Kudasai-
    Pronounces meme as me-me
    5 points
  2. -Kudasai-
    Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.
    4 points
  3. The_annoying_one
    Likes to stand up and boo loudly whenever the other theater patrons give a standing ovation.
    4 points
  4. little_girl_lost
    Loves to see great stand-up comedians become successful actors and never do stand up again
    4 points
  5. -Kudasai-
    Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.
    3 points
  6. -Kudasai-
    Sleeps upside down like a bat
    3 points
  7. [classic swim]
    He snuggles with his wife and they eat General Tso’s Chicken in the bed together.
    3 points
  8. -Kudasai-
    Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.
    3 points
  9. The_annoying_one
    Once tried to get an appointment with Dr. Mario.
    3 points
  10. The_annoying_one
    His favorite way to cook hamburgers is by boiling them.
    3 points
  11. discolé monade
    youth really is wasted on the young. watching your body age, has got to be, single handedly, the most direct insult to one's self. a complete betrayal, happening before your eyes, and you can't stop it. and it won't let you.
    3 points
  12. [classic swim]
    Annoying as hell that AV cables can’t be interchangeable and I have to buy the same thing again just to hook my other console up to my Magnavox. Yellow, white, red. Same shit. Same holes. Still have to go all the way to the other side of town because this is the one fucking thing that has to be manufactured differently each time.
    3 points
  13. -Kudasai-
    Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated.
    2 points
  14. The_annoying_one
    Told his boss he can’t come in this week because his pet rock died.
    2 points
  15. André Toulon
    You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.
    2 points
  16. discolé monade
    likes to have his facial hair removed one hair at a time.
    2 points
  17. discolé monade
    bought a pet octopus and named her anastasia... >_>
    2 points
  18. The_annoying_one
    Bought a parrot just to teach it foul language.
    2 points
  19. discolé monade
    has finally learned to control his breathing to play 'my country tis of thee' on the recorder. from his ass.
    2 points
  20. [classic swim]
    I didn’t think the brunch guy was that bad for her until they made an episode 40 years later where he’s got pictures of her everywhere. Most of Homer’s other flings are also kinder and more appreciative tenfold, while every Marge encounter is her being giddy with a blatant douche.
    2 points
  21. little_girl_lost
    Weird that any woman throwing themselves at homer are babes, and when marge is pursued, it's always by a creep.
    2 points
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I don't want to give personal details just for the sake of anonymity, but at work everything's coming up Milhouse lately.
    2 points
  23. Doom Metal Alchemist
    And Mindy.
    2 points
  24. Insipid
    I had to walk to work today. I had meant to catch the bus. According to google, a bus was scheduled to arrive, but it never did. I then ordered an uber, but my phone just happened to die. The driver was only a minute away too. I then walked like two and a half miles to work. The punch line: my bus route number was 67. 😭
    2 points
  25. PhilosipherStoned
    2 points
  26. [classic swim]
    Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.
    2 points
  27. -Kudasai-
    Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.
    2 points
  28. The_annoying_one
    Watches Pornhub for the stories.
    2 points
  29. -Kudasai-
    Goes to the strip club just for the food.
    2 points
  30. PhilosipherStoned
    This bitch livin' in Narnia... Ask her if I can borrow the bear for a bit.
    1 point
  31. -Kudasai-
    1 point
  32. tsar4
    1 point
  33. PokeNirvash
    Fat Sailor Moon crossplayer this, fat Sailor Moon crossplayer that... Only the real ones remember Man-Faye.
    1 point
  34. The_annoying_one
    1 point
  35. nameraka
    1 point
  36. The_annoying_one
    1 point
  37. André Toulon
    I was about to buy my son a new ps5 for Christmas but I just found out he broke his steam deck too. Hes getting clothes..fuck this shit
    1 point
  38. [classic swim]
    Wrote a fanfic where Woody Woodpecker’s the one that says “WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BITCH!” at the end of Freddy vs Jason.
    1 point
  39. -Kudasai-
    Told Dudeco that he makes Ghostrek clip his toenails.
    1 point
  40. The_annoying_one
    Told the waiter at Olive Garden to step outside because the waiter cut him off from the endless breadsticks.
    1 point
  41. [classic swim]
    Impressed his girlfriend by tossing a cheeseburger on top of Kudasai’s forehead while he slept.
    1 point
  42. The_annoying_one
    Eats Burger King and Dairy Queen together so he can feel like royalty.
    1 point
  43. [classic swim]
    Brought a barrel of crackers into Cracker Barrel.
    1 point
  44. -Kudasai-
    1 point
  45. -Kudasai-
    Went to McDonalds and told the cashier that he will pay for a Big Mac on Tuesday for a Big Mac today and they gave it to him.
    1 point
  46. The_annoying_one
    Assumes I ever win arguments.
    1 point
  47. -Kudasai-
    Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument.
    1 point
  48. The_annoying_one
    Played in a jazz metal band with Bill Nye.
    1 point
  49. -Kudasai-
    Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson
    1 point
  50. -Kudasai-
    1 point
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