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I got some Velma porn you should see.

Claims the Aurora Borealis is in her kitchen.

Me neither.

Made Ghostrek change his name to Seymour Butts.

Calls hamburgers "steamed hams"

Calls mac and cheese Kraft dinner.

Holds funerals for dead batteries

Was one of the persons who's laughter was used in the laugh track for various Scooby Doo cartoons.

Stopped Ghostrek because he remembered that Kudasai has a license to carry.

Traded in his chicken suit for an alligator suit in honor of his new legal government name. He now resides in Sunrise, Florida.

Knows it's really this theme

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FONT!

Jinkies!

Prefers chicken sandwiches with bone-in chicken breasts.

Writes out full episodes of The Jetsons in his free time.

while in a fitting room, he likes to yell out "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER! LITTLE HELP, MATE?""

Spends most Saturday afternoons hanging out in the IHOP parking lot, passing out pamphlets about the many uses of the cucumber.

walks around walkmart, carrying an armful of alarm clocks, and telling anyone that will listen, that he pities the fool.

Likes to climb trees and yell “You’ll never take it from me!” at everyone who passes by.

as our intrepid warrior enters his place of business, he blasts 'sexy boy' through his giant boom box.

lol this old man talking about the younger generation. get off the stage, ya' hack.

The truth of the show is that Fred and Daphne go off to fuck somewhere, Scooby and Shaggy smoke weed and hallucinate a monster, and Velma is left all alone, solving the mystery herself.

I'm so over this winter bullshit. On Wednesday some the snow was just starting to melt only for it to snow again on Friday and on top that we got high winds and another wind chill advisory. I'd never thought I would actually want summer to come but I want summer to come.

LMAO complaining about AI bullshit when he has a bunch of AI "art" threads plastered all over the share space.

Saw Kudasai sleeping on his stomach in the nude and paid ghostrek 5 bucks to insert a fish nugget into his hairy butt and then eat it.

Bought a leaf blower just to blow it in people’s faces and laugh about it.

Woke up Disco for complimentary breakfast in bed. Wore a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache when he opened up a cloche of Disco’s fish nuggets going “Bon Appétit!”

Replaces train wheels with Oreo cookies.

i know. that's why this is amusing.

When Doom Metal Alchemist was born.

Hey ghostrek, I don’t like what you did to scoobdog’s face...

Sulphur 8 smells great

Swadleys meatloaf...I wasn't going to be happy until i got meatloaf. Not as good as the hospital 😔

They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession. But when did pimps start entering the picture?

Me telling you over the phone that I’m just not in a talkative mood on this very stressful day for me was not an invitation for you to randomly show up at my house with a bunch of other people. Respect. Is that even a thing anymore, or am I somehow the asshole here?

Final Fight > Streets of Rage

Puts ketchup on ice cream, Heinz to be exact.

Knows my toothpick World War 1 fighter planes are no match for his mashed potato howitzer.

Everyone has one i guess...I mentioned in a group that i wonder of people would finally dissect themselves from David Bowie if he was in the files, and.....well, it's kinda easy to know when you're being flamed by bots vs real people. They got personal with me over that shit😆 Tried to do an honest evaluation of if i had someone i tried to remove their work from the scandals....i think the best i got is Mystikal, but really don't care because i havent played one if his tracks in years. I'm sure there's a better one but can't think of it now

Well, she's in the Epstein files. Sigh, I can never hate Harry Potter. A valuable lesson in separating the art from the artist. Bitch, stupid stupid stupid bitch.