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Not reading this thread, so…. Does JK Rowling count as an old Universal Studios monster?

It just won a Grammy. 🤭

Somehow got away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” inside a nursery.

I have a Gen Alpha brother. I once caught him singing California Dreamin, and all the Christmas classics are much older than him, so.

Dude.., you're just wrong this time. Not sure where you're getting your analytics, but my son said all of his friends know Terminator, Star Wars and Aliens. And as far as old games, they were all forced to play pacman, contra and sonic the hedgehog....mario and zelda not so much, but i didn't expect zelda...i kinda get Mario not appealing to most of them because sonic was just "cooler"....but yeah, my son played matio Then he started naming old marvel movies, but those don't qualify to me. I'm mostly speaking for Z...i guess i cant speak on Alpha because i dont know a lot of preteens.... 🤔 Do you?

Rigged Mr. Hoonie’s car to play “Baby Got Back” every single time he goes in reverse.

Didn’t get away with blasting AC/DC’s “Hells Bells” at a nunnery…. and has multiple awkward hickeys to prove it.

lol how many kids this guy have?

AI likes the buttchin... even gave the mask a buttchin

I...don't think that you know any gen z's or alphas.

It’s funny how staying up all night, then taking a short nap in the morning always equates to a bad mood the rest of the day. It’s even funnier how I refuse to take accountability for this because it’s just easier to be pissed off at everything. To hell with the innocent. Everyone’s on the chopping block today.

Uranus jokes are fine art. Or fart, for short.

Me and kids getting chilis togo Fajitas for me

Tinnitus might have me hallucinating voices now, unless the bitch next door I hate seriously won’t shut the fuck up every hour on the hour. I only ever hear the shit at home though. Never anywhere else. But benefit of the doubt that my past employers truly have ruined my life.

Oh my God, I was wroooooong! It was Earth all alooooong!

Which classic monsters? Alfred Hitchcock? Stanley Kubrick? Ron Jeremy?

They're playing pop music from the 2000's at work and I absolutely hate it. I didn't care for most of the music then and I sure as don't care for it now. I'd much rather listen to music from the 2010's better yet I'd rather listen to music from today than most of anything from the 2000's.

The best Disney song of all time, imo.

oh look a twofer if i had already W&B i'd come at you like a spider monkey hopped up on mountain dew.

@tsar4 Do you accept the challenge?

I thought about it, but I was afraid they'd call CPS.

I'm surprised that you didn't make them watch The Giant Gila Monster unriffed.

I remember when I made my girls watch the original Planet of the Apes (it was running on AMC when the first reboot came out). They were so blown away by the end that they made a bunch of their friends watch it, too.

FTFY

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

My kids do...they have been exposed to everything i watched to further their media intake to more than PlayStation and memes. I think most Gen X/Millennials see it as their duty to show kids things that weren't formulated with prompts and editing software. Blew my son's mind showing him the 80s GI Joe movie.....ALL OF THIS IS DRAWN. Idk what's wrong with your ki....Oh, thats right.... So what are you basing this assertion on, exactly🤔

I am so glad I came back to this thread... I forgot all about this, but I remember how this cracked me up all day...it was just stuck in my head.....like, how would they not know. Let me steal this so it can bring me joy another day down the line

I watched Jem.... I am watching Jem