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Made Mr Hoonie write a book report on Sponge's dinosaur fanfic as punishment for snitching to the RCMP about riding a barrel down Niagara Falls.

Signed up to take flute lessons from Ian Anderson.

Carries his lunch to work inside a A-Team lunchbox.

Convinced Ghostrek to enter the Royal Rumble next month.

Rides to work every day on a unicycle.

Has a sizable bet in Doge Coin riding on the results of Ghosty's match.

I don't understand how bitches love to start drama. Especially at work. Like gtfo with your lies. Can't wait for you to get reprimanded after they do my audit. 🙄

Asked Santa Claus for a cattle prod for Christmas so she use it on folks who cut in front of her when goes to get ice cream from the ice cream truck.

The authorities confiscated his barrel and banned him from Niagara Falls after learning what he was planning to do. Mr. Hoonie snitched on him because he failed to pay him the cigarettes he promised for building the barrel.

Is a world-renowned armadillo whisperer.

When ppl snap their fingers youre listening to BONES SKELETON NOISES

Filmed classic swim jumping off his garage in his chicken suit trying to fly south for the winter.

You were there when Benji said bumbaclot pussyhole gal with a tophat and monocle.

Ha, coming.

Is in talks to do voiceover work in Larry The Cable Guy’s animated Christmas special next year.

may or may not be related to the infamous 'unknown comic'.

The easiest way to make me not play a video game is to slap the words “online play only” on it. Give people the option, sure, but do not make it mandatory. I guess I’m kind of an old school purist when it comes to gaming. Or maybe this is just an “old man yelling at clouds” thing. Either way works for me.

How much I hate Christmas shopping for nonsense gifts for people who are gonna give me nonsense gifts. Tell you what, you keep your itchy towels and variety pack of Bod mens spray and I'll keep my coffee mugs and scented candles

I’m going to watch the Jake Paul fight, and on top of my guilt in doing so, I’m really, really hoping the feed doesn’t crash like the last time he had a fight on Netflix.

Picked up a dead armadillo and tossed it at a policeman’s face.

happy holidays from the 9th circle of hell

What a crazy play on the 2 pt try by Seattle. On the try Darnold threw a backward pass which was then recovered by Seattle in the EZ making the conversion good

I mean…

not a single wrap around shade in that pic 😤

All I want to hear is how good Bijan, London, and Pearce Jr. are. We can't talk about Kirk.

So pissed that I watched three fourths of that game last night, assuming with the Rams up two touchdowns with 12 minutes to go I wouldn't miss anything. Damn, has this year had a lot of OT games.

I can only assume if you go national we're locking this place the fuck down.

more panda this current path home has a few other options but I just dont want any of that shit...wing stop, terrible pho shop, Arby's, BK.... but seriously kinda over the Panda.,.. especially since they haven't had teriyaki the last 2 times

Was supposed to keep that a secret.

Was there when Tao tickled his balls and was like “ok, you’re really gonna be this sexually fucking attractive for the audience?”

No I didn't.

Only if you anticipate getting on the news for something bad

Wow that was some game. Good for Sammy D

Third time I got a Paramount Plus 99 cent a month for two months deal . . . I dunno, odds are I cancel again after it's done, lol

I'm on the last season of the vampire diaries. I forgot about this season. But then again when it was on I was at the bar or work Thursday nights. So I probably missed a lot of these episodes. I do remember the last episode though. I cried like a baby. But anywayssssss.... Babysitting as usual. Tomorrow is the last day of mofo work. I only have a 2.5 day work week next week. Fuck yeah for much needed mental time off.

for some reason i want to know how many times a completely sober DD has caused an accident... Like do you ever live that down (this is not concerning deaths, thats too morbid... I'm more thinking from the comical angle of "fuck, I coulda wrecked the damn car myself...why are you here")

Potato soup.

One thing this show and China, IL also have in common is that they’re both fucking horrible to look at.

claims to have the true original coke-cola recipt. minus the corn syrup, and water.

I believe the saying is "nut up, or shut up?" XD

https://www.doctronic.ai/ A.I. has told me it's probably arthritis or some shit. How am I going to get my crippling anxiety on now!!

Who wouldn't?