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Goes by the name Art Vandelay on his POF profile.

White women on TV that I wanna dick down. 1. Kate Snow in that silk clothing 2. Ray Romano’s wife from Everybody Loves Raymond 3. Two chicks doing a booty bump on a Family Feud episode I’ll never see again 4. Humana spokeslady who’s like 50

Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts.

Sidebar about Bebop, there’s this new Samuel Jackson Adidas ad that plays 'Tank!' It was weird and didn’t make me want to buy shoes.

Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes.

Jesus. Him too? What are the odds?

Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute.

began counting the bits of sand at ft. lauderdale in 2018. he's made it 2 inches from start point and really coming along.

Once had a threesome with two women who were dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Betty Rubble

I'm resisting with all my might the temptation to turn on our AC. That shouldn't be a sentence typed in early March. I've got the fan on, window open, a laptop coolpad in my lap, and a wearable fan around my neck. I can't hear anything but I feel good.

It was 85 here today. In. WINTER.

Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can.

mid madw etouffee * and red rice & beans with beef sausage. i made a bananna pudding pie. nilla wafer crust. i don't know how to do the * accent acute

So they are just moving the yearly premier window to late May then? I figured they would let it get back on track with the old fall release. The real surprise here is they are making this announcement now. Normally, this is a reveal that would be saved for after an unfunny, 30 minute long R&M themed April Fools prank. Are they finally letting something else do April Fools? Is a certain group of companions that values the happiness of others going to reveal they aren’t as dead as they had us believe?

awww. confused little rainbow.

And yes I did inquire if it has a 1br for rent 😆🫠🫠🫠

Andrew Dice Clay is not funny, overrated as hell.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48167884/ravens-nixed-trade-crosby-due-medical-concerns This whole thing is pretty wild. The league is gonna be spooked on any big trade for Crosby now, so even if the Raiders do manage to get him traded, it’s not going to be a blockbuster like they were getting. I think though, in moments like these, we can all agree: fuck Tom Brady. edit: that’s what I get for posting without my reading glasses…

Live-Action Mugen: **kicks ass on one side** Live-Action Jin: **kicks ass on the other side** Live-Action Fuu: (from the sidelines) "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers!"

Apparently Matt Owens straight up went to Watanabe to apologize for Bebop and ask him to serve as an executive producer.

Why does it always have to be the South?