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I think it's funny that I'm playing Kingdom Hearts and the newest episode of South Park is "Sora not Sorry." Sam Altman definitely named it after the game. Sora is going through many different IP worlds in the game. Sora, the AI, is violating IPs. How . . . heartless. Excuse me.

Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.

Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.

Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.

Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

Goes to the strip club just for the food.

Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.

Kingdom Hearts my guilty pleasure game 😆

Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.

Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby.

Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.

Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily.

Follows me into the strip club to start a food fight.

The Cheetah Lounge tried charging him a twenty dollar admission fee and he said “oop.. you better shuck on my giblets.”

leftover tap....i cant wait. the quesadilla thing was pretty good, and now i got a whole special to kill, which is 2 meals at least...usually 3

Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon.

Taught ghostrek how to do the Martian Hop.

Eats his peas one at a time.

I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.

Likes to take an Uber from his house to Antarctica and when the Uber says “ok that’ll be 27 thousand dollars” he’ll go WAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL

Likes to take an Uber to the bus stop, then takes the bus to his destination.

who would have thought that was gonna be the last time i had any joy in watching the team this season a month later, and im already checked out.

If the customers didn't talk I probably would be successful as a cashier.

Welcome to the wonderful world of shit team fandom

I love my car and love driving, but I also hate that that I'm forced to drive everywhere in the hellscape of suburbia. I wish this country actually built walkable connected places so that I could drive because I want to.

Homer should’ve fucked Lurleen.

so I kinda feel like I need to clear up my "prefer it to walking" statement. I realize a lot of you probably live in cities or a reasonable facsimile, but once we moved south, I was in the middle of the woods or right on the edge of a swamp out in Bumfuct Egypt. Anything worth getting to was 13 miles away at least. Now when I was in college in GA, shit was way more "walkable" and I liked it. My apartment was in Decatur (some of this info may be a little off due to Elderpotcidis). There was a Pizza place, a DQ, a convenience store and a Laundromat with Tekken 3 in it. THAT was all I needed. If i needed more, the Marta station was right next to the store, and the next stop put me in front of DeKalb mall so I had shopping and movies, a couple of grocery stores, some better dining options like Shoneys and some Mexican places...also wing trucks were big then, so several of those. in the opposite direction was Candler Rd, which was full of liquor stores and where my weed plug was. you could walk, but its probably smarter to get on the bus. Walkable areas was a god send for a student, but then I met a girl with a car and we moved off some main road with Dekalb county jail on it (can't remember that name). but there was a "waffle queen" and an arcade with MVC2 and KI2, so I was in heaven at this point

voted it's ok. but i should qualify that. i do like the feeling of driving, at least when im not stuck behind in traffic or a slow car. but in general, i rather have things closer to me, where i can walk to. rather than having to drive everywhere to go to some place.

Found out where @[classic swim]'s pawn shop is and tell them you have Packard's anal beads for sale. Kitten, the floor is not lava. This game isn't funny. I now have two weird succulents that look like frightened Muppets because you knocked them over and they shot half their bead-leaves into space.

The best version of Guile's theme

I was thinking there are only a small handful of names that circulate on Staten Island. seriously everyone I know is named Anthony Thomas Michael Particia Theresa Marie Frank

Homemade Hamburger Helper

His alarm sound is The Chipmunk Song.

Sleeps with a plushie of Karl Malden.

Put on a hibachi chef hat and a novelty mustache and walked into Cracker Barrel’s kitchen so he could throw the Angel Food cake at all the other chefs.

Helped Mr Hoonie cause the cloudfare outage because he was still upset about not getting his angel food cake with 7 minute frosting from Cracker Barrel.

He broke up with the woman in Virginia after she undid his boxers in the bed to inserted chocolate bonbons in his butthole while he slept.

I panic-bought something from Amazon last night at 3 AM because I lost the one I had. I finally found the missing item this afternoon and the bastards at Amazon won’t let me cancel my order. There goes almost $20 I really didn’t need to spend…

Took a belt to Mr. Hoonie's backside after finding out that he caused the cloudfare outage.

Nicki fkn Minaj speaking at the UN is not this fucking important to ruin my feed with every 3 posts. I'm glad shes taking a stand on something, but your pedo husband is still cramping your style.

Avoid the Meadowlands at all costs.

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."