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Told Dudeco that she had to learn how use dinner utensils with her feet after her fingers got stuck in a Chinese finger trap.

I dont like the white part slimy, but i want the yellow runny...its a perfect science that i only get right like 30% of the time....once i fuck up the yolk.... scrambled it is

I am bored

ok

I considered he may have had them more than once....lord knows I lived on eggs, ramen and rice when i got outta college... But my gripe list seemed petty with only 2 gripes, so I kinda shoehorned that one in

You're assuming he only has eggs once a day and isn't cooking them every 12 minutes. If he were on a 140 egg a day average, one day's change is a significant amount of eggs (who isn't ghostrek [I can only assume])

Put paprika on Ghostrek's tongue while he was sleeping.

Every food item in his house is arranged in alphabetical order.

Judges people solely on how they prefer potato salad.

uses interpretive dance to debate the really hot topics.

I think it's just the old...i fucked up spaghetti a few weeks ago....dont know what i did wrong, but i fucked up boiling the noodles... How, i dont know, but they were fat and mushy...but i swear i didnt cook them long 🤷🏿‍♂️. Then i completely forgot to season the meat so i figured it was a wrap, but buddy ate it anyway....I made a sammich

My other half likes them like that. Funny enough, he too only gets it the way he likes it about 30% of the time. I swear, in my kitchen, sometimes cooking science ceases to exist. For real. Both of us, we can cook something 100 times. The same way every time. For whatever reason every now and again, everything we cook fucks up. I just know we’re blowing up that kitchen some day. We just gotta hurry up and do it, cuz, well, you know….🫠

OH and the only way i could/would eat them is over medium. i swear to mohammad, if that little white snot thing was visible the eggs went back.

It’s a good impression.

It’s my Buddy impression for when he’s absorbing ghostrek info.

@[classic swim] waht?

LOL... if only I had the energy to challenge this with some level of exordium.

My floor is so littered with sunny side down egg, my cat’s treating it like a slip-n-slide.

got dam that hot

Hey insipid, did Fuggs tickle your couscous with MHs worn out cock ring?

no....reverse cowgirl thread is 4 down posts down.

The death of ASMB and a bunch of other shit I'm sure people want to forget about.

Always eats his Alpha-Bits in alphabetical order.

Eats his animal crackers in the order of which animal would be most likely to kill him in the wild.

I think thats what annoys me the most....there are hundreds of ways to easily cook eggs, but the way i want them has to be a project. This was actually about to segue into some longwind but i dont feel like typing it with my thumbs

You may be right. Could definitely be the old 😆🫠😆

The 10 year old already confirmed that i was her 2nd mom, when i told her you only get one momma. She looked dead at me and says "but you're my 2nd mom." I wanted to hug and choke her at the same time. 🤣 this was before she told me 1992 was 1000 years ago.

gotcha' ok now, i USED to be able to eat eaggs, until the last pregnancy. that's my assumption but after trying them a few times i found that store bought eggs make me nauseated and pukey i haven't dared tried the eggs from my neighbor, he keeps giving them to me, but he keeps giving me eggs that have sat for a minute, so i usually toss them at my neighbors fence. how do you check your eggs? well, grab a container that will allow the egg to rise (if bad) put warm water (this will help with another step) add egg: if it lays down it's very fresh. if it starts to stand on end it's time to get to using. if it floats, throw away, or use for ICE vehicles. since the egg is in water, you can additionally clean the egg. don't trust the producer/grocery to clean your stuff. personally, with you being in the country, go find you a country girl that sells eggs.

Sour cream and onion ruffles👌🏿

You babysit kids thar ain't yours...nothing would ever make me sign up for that. The times i had to, I couldn't deny my bias....my son just broke a 42 inch tv (years ago when that was my biggest tv) and i didnt want to fuss at him in front of the other kids... Wait, did this little mfer who dont live here ask me if he can have some Doritos? Hold tf up, let me call your mama and tell her to pick you tf up or bring snacks....😤

You gara? Duke countered the trunk attack? Did Jack not feel that and have to wait for the DBZ dust cloud to clear to see if Duke survived? 😄 Boo at the still frames! I know he's a hard-headed mammoth but how is Jack surviving being stabbed and electrocuted in the head? Seems like Jack has some sort of invulnerability ability. It's like he keeps dying and coming back to life. Maybe he didn't eat a Devil Fruit to become a mammoth and he was already a mammoth and ate a fruit that makes him almost immortal. Though he could've become a mammoth through body modification like the dudes with the animal hands, and he managed to change his whole body. Maybe don't sit on a guy trying to sleep, Luffy. The cat viper straight up threw Jack! How does Cat Viper move so fast when he's so round! Licking his paw after that lmao. OK Jack did just eat a devil fruit to become a mammoth haha. He's taken his "human" form now. No idea how he keeps recovering from deadly attacks, though. Tusk swords?

I know something’s wrong when he’s not pissing you off.

or we can just call ourselves 'purists' and be done with it.

Best day off ever, I didn't leave the house, I didn't spend any money and all I did was watch classic cartoons from sun up to sun down.

You mean she's doing reverse cowgirl now? That's cool.

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

lazy people. purposely, physically and mentally lazy people, just really ....how do i say?... really fucking piss me off.

ok

Giant elephants don't talk and wear spiky shoulder paddings

fuggs said she once got fingered on the tilt a whirl while Hit Me Baby One More Time was playing in the background.