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I'm so grateful for my family. Also my Mom showed up big this week when the whole house was sick. She brought us meds, and brunswick stew. Bless that woman.

Pre-season, all the predictors had the Bears dredging the bottom of the North & mediocre in the league. I tried to go back to quote those and they seemed to have vanished. Now I'm waiting for the continuation of the "Bears haven't beaten any good teams" with the goalpost pushed so that the Eagles are suddenly not a good team.

No one is surprised you wouldn’t.

A tooth infection is seriously the worst pain. I'm surprised I didn't break down in tears. Fortunately, the antibiotics are working quickly. I didn't like the grogginess from the hydrocodone.

This photo means - FREE HOT DOGS AT THE WIENER CIRCLE!!!

Look at the bears sitting at 9-3. First winning season since 2018. Good for them.

Idt Swift had anything to do with the team’s popularity among football fans, and the people who were into it because of her are done with football already

The fields will run red with the blood of the non-believers! (No division lead for you, GB!)

I went to my sister’s house today, and…she already has her Christmas tree up… I…uh…it’s still November, right?

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

Pretty pissed my new credit card doesnt come until Tuesday. You bastards did that on purpose. I'm still purchasing the things I needed to get, but I suppose with less of a deal on Tueday than the rest of the weekend. 🙄

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

thanksgiving dinner was a roast beef sandwich from a gas station

I was watching a youtube video about 3 of the largest informercial scammers ever, and the second one mentioned was the direct inspiration for the one-off King of the Hill character Dr. Money, named Tom Vu. I had no idea this specific person was real. And I cannot believe the fact that for his informercial he also filmed himself on a boat with a bunch of bikini girls was also real. Time stamped to Tom Vu:

Do you put whip cream on it?

No because whip cream is an absolute abomination.