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Blames Mr Hoonie for his raccoon getting back on the sauce.

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Wait….. Stupid is immoral. So, raw milk… is the hand of God!

There's the old song, "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth." In my case, "All I want for Christmas is my two bottom left molars removed." I guess that's not as catchy. 🙃

who tf is this....Ike Jackson

Does anyone know if this guy got fired? If he pepper sprayed a dog that wasn’t going after him, that’s fucked, but idt that’s what happened, but Amazon is probably gonna do something because of how he spoke to them. Doesn’t matter that they probably deserved it. Customers are rock. Employees are scissors. ☹️

I'm having fried chicken tonight.

I was watching Star Trek TNG and it got me thinking about a couple of things. The name Dr. Crusher it just sounds like a badass name for a wrestler and why don't wrestlers these have cool sounding names or nicknames anymore. They just have generic sounding first and last names. Or if they do have nicknames it's lame like The Miz it's like what the fuck is a Miz?

Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.

I almost feel sorry for john travolta with his santa commercials he does for credit cards and then i remember he's a scientology nutter

..... sorry about the source

Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.

I'm just waiting for the raw chicken debate.

crab cake egg roll pop tart

i cant tell for sure, but the dog was behind an invisible fence....Idk wtf that is, but im going to assume it means he has a shock collar or something. While that does mean the dog wasn't a threat far away, if that was the house he was going to, he would have to cross that threshold....So I'm pretty sure he could have updated tte order to say he left it at the gate, curb or whatever due to dog in yard. if it wasn't even the house he was going to, then his ass was out there just spraying to be spraying. But another angle is how many dogs does bro deal with a day, because these idiots here order shit, knowing they have a full on muscle pit roaming the yard and a beware of dog sign, then. say "Oh, he doesn't bite"...So fuck that. long story short, I need context to have an opinion and I doubt I'll get that since I dont think anyone in this video has clear context of the situation

^now you're cooking with gas.

See, I like the murder mystery angle… like a game of Clue. The problem with Trump is that his dementia addled brain and the cast of inept buffoons he’s hired to do the things he doesn’t want to do are so perfectly incongruous that there’s no real common story. The joke about Seinfeld is that it isn’t a show about nothing, the something is a group of people who are very much intertwined in their common banality. There is nothing in common with the Kash Patels, the Kristi Noems, the Pam Bondis, the Pope Killer Vances. They’re just profoundly stupid people who were gifted an opportunity a lot of other stupid people had a chance at by a man so corrupted by his selfishness that his mental decline has actually made him coherent. The vacuousness is so pervasive , there’s no story to any of it. That being said, I can create a story from just one of them. Let’s say put lube on Dan Bogino’s weighs and he nearly choked to death while doing naked bench presses, and suspicion quickly falls on Patels country star girlfriend. Those three aren’t important, but their stupidity can be frame for even better characters.

Watched the Survivor from two weeks ago and part of the episode from last week. Didn't get to finish it so I'll come back here later once my mom is well. Didn't have time to finish that episode since I was getting ready for Thanksgiving and I watch the episodes with my mom. She's been sick since Thanksgiving so it hasn't worked out for finishing that episode.

Bro…

At least Koo fucking up elsewhere so i dont feel bad for dropping him

24-hour stomach bug one day, 24-hour headache the next. Still a minor improvement, though…I guess…

When you wear aligners it's like having weighted teeth

Killing stupid is immoral, though. What'd I ever do to you?!

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

I mean Trump told them to drink bleach during Covid, and they're still alive

Been awhile since I've posted in here, so... it's a lot. Batman Ninja vs Yakuza league 8/10 (I didn't like the first Batman Ninja at all really, but loved the Yakuza versions of the DC characters they came up with.) The Day the Earth Blew Up 9/10 (Daffy and Porky are such a great duo. Also, I agree wholeheartedly with the alien about what Earth's greatest resource is.) Sinners 8/10 Death of a Unicorn 8/10 Minecraft movie 8/10 (Jack Black being Jack Black and bringing the fun. Movie's crazy, but still enjoyed it even though I've never played the game.) Snow White live-action 3/10 (Yeah, Gal Gadot should not sing again. Like ever. This movie was just a bad choice to do in live-action.) Lilo & Stich live-action 5/10 (Didn't like the changes to the characters and story, but Stitch at least brought some entertainment value to it.) How to Train Your Dragon live-action 9/10 (If you are going to do a live-action remake, this is way to do it. Stay true to the original. If it ain't broke, no need to try and fix it.) Flow 8/10 (Loved the animation style. With there being no dialogue though, and the pacing being so slow, I'm not gonna lie I had a hard time staying awake through the whole thing. Still great animated film and definitely worth a watch.) Ballerina 7/10 (I'm still kind of John Wicked out, but there was enough new ways they found to kill people in this that I still found it pretty entertaining.) Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires 9/10 (Making history entertaining. Pretty cool idea and way to keep the Batman character kind of fresh and interesting.) Superman 8/10 (Superman + James Gunn = Win. Krypto definitely stole the show for me though. Also, was great to see the Mister Terrific character come to the big screen.) Fantastic Four First Steps 8/10 (Not my favorite Marvel super hero group, but best movie version of it to date for sure.) Nobody 2 6/10 Tron Ares 7/10 The Running Man remake 5/10 Predator Badlands 9/10 (This was I think my favorite action movie of the year.)

…….This is literally a non-issue. Raw milk has so many problems. They are all literally solved by one guy: Louis Pasteur. Unfortunately, we live in a society where the stupid listen to stupid people.

And I'm confident we'd get away with it for at least a few million ...but here's the thing, I could never enjoy it. I would mentally torture myself for snake oiling people. I have unyielding vengeance if someone has done something to me, but if I fuck over someone who didnt do shit to me, I feel bad. not bad enough to snitch on myself...but bad enough that I would be miserable the whole time.

M. Bovis? I only care about M. Bison.