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Peeps in NE getting booty calls right now

does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza

I’ve been in my head a lot worse than usual lately and I absolutely hate it. I need a distraction, but I can’t even concentrate on anything right now.

taste the almost rainbow. this is now bordering creepy stalker mode.

hello pretty colors....those are bracelet colors.

lb, lb, g

The demon of destruction couldn't shift the tv. So she knocked down the mini manekineko shrine on the bookcase and I think she physically ate the tiny cover for the tea pot and the plastic piece that served as tea in the cup. I only found the tiny egg. I'll probably find the missing pieces in the litterbox tomorrow - they will not be returning to the bookcase. Then she went into the bedroom and knocked down a jar of very carefully made summer herbal mix which shattered glass everywhere into the carpet. After screaming like she was going to die of hunger, I saw her take her treat stick and 'bury' it under the FMA throw rug so she can hunt it later. And now she's sleeping in the window perch like she put in a 12 hour shift in the mines.

I made pancakes.

Ham & cheese sandwich with a side of macaroni salad.

Small talk is completely overrated bullshit.

"Drop bears" are infact real.

Like to see the 501 compliance in threads.

buddy.....lb, db, dg, db, lb, dg

Lmao "buddy" I have a color blindness in blue-purple hues so what i think is blue is often purple...I had LA Dodgers Jersey for years that i thought was blue.... because fkn Dodgers. About 10 years later, i wore it just out of nostalgia and someone said where'd you get a purple dodgers Jersey. I never knew...I got it at a jersey shop in Baton Rouge that sold Jerseys in nifty colors, but i thought the Dodge Jersey i picked up was legit blue....i used to match it with some blue shoes i loved....which in retrospect, may have also been purple 😆

Facebook is telling me I need to update my phone number, which literally has not changed since the day I joined their stupid app. This absolutely does not matter at all. I just thought it was kind of funny in a stupid way.

I normally love Aldi products, but their Fiber One knockoff bars are absolutely horrible. The number one ingredient is fructo-oligosaccharides, which I won't pretend to know what it is, but you can fell it's heavily processed. Add that to a high amount of sugar alcohols and you get a product that causes intense bloating. I had one and just trashed the rest.

dk g, dk b, buddy, lt g, lt b.

worked 15 hour shifts yesterday and today. came home tonight to doritos and beer

Shrimp poboy

Doesn’t want people to know he turns into Ned Flanders when he tells people to go fuck themselves.

Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons.

Always sings this song whenever he solves a puzzle in Resident Evil