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Is anxiously waiting for a Damn Yankees reunion tour.

Has been ducking JLO for 30 years from that Mortal Kombat rematch

Serves his girlfriend a dish of pretzels covered by a cloche as he wears a hibachi chef hat with fake mustache going “Bon Appétit!”

has a complete 'jennifer lopez' hand puppet set. likes to walk around singing 'taco flavored kisses' from the early renditions of south park.

The stairway leading to laundry room needs to be cleared asap. Going up and down and the stairs is a dangerous adventure because a lot on them and it's icy as fuck. Someone is going to get hurt if they're not careful.

Told Dudeco about the time he made Ghostrek crack walnuts using his feet because Ghostrek misplaced TAO's nutcracker.

Blueberry pancakes & sausage

Once had a pen pal in Norway, but things ended really weirdly when she asked the pen pal to please send 11 snails as soon as possible.

was the choreographer on the set of 'ted'

Two baked potatoes.

#1 on his bucket list is to beat each of the Backstreet Boys in Mario Kart.

Me and kids getting chilis togo Fajitas for me

I’m using a VPN and my phone to watch the Royal Rumble during my grandma’s 90th birthday party. Shades of dudes in the early 90s watching the game on one of those old portable TV’s.

Damn it, the one Super Friends series I actually care about, the series where they take on the Legion of Doom comes on when I have to leave for work.

some pacterd shite right there.

I still think "I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish" was the funniest meme of all time.

Negative 10 degrees tonight and no days forecasted to be above freezing for the next week . . . this cold snap needs to end already.

Oh my God, I was wroooooong! It was Earth all alooooong!

Which classic monsters? Alfred Hitchcock? Stanley Kubrick? Ron Jeremy?

fugg's sausage dip

So hungry right now.

I've become a morning person and I like it.

i dont know whether to put this here or over in current events, but i am saddened and disgusted by the MAGAs adopting ICE hats and wearing them this week.

Of course both ends of my street would be completely blocked off by maintenance people on a day when I’m expecting a really important delivery. Why would this happen on literally any other day?

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThyyd93n/

I had come to semi respect her . . . but that's all gone out the window, permanently. She's trying to buy pardons for her sex-offending husband and brother. She's a stupid ho. She can fuck off back to Trinidad.

I don't politic, but I'm highly upset at Nicki Minaj.

It’s always fun to revisit music you used to love, only to realize just how bad it really was. It’s still nostalgic, though, so I can’t completely hate it.

My mother insists idling the car is necessary in cold weather. I told her that most cars haven't needed to idle since the 90s. Besides, the car heats much faster when you start moving.

I really want a Three Stooges FAST channel.

Probably el tap....if this mfer i agreed to take run an errand ever comes tf on.

FTFY

Believes Mr. Carswell was framed and that the hermit was really the Creeper.

One accidental missed payment really shouldn’t completely nullify my payment information which has not fucking changed.

YouTube fails again. Last year I found a Soundgarden live performance of Burden in My Hand being labled under YouTube Kids and now I just found an Unsolved Mysteries segment that's been labled under YouTube Kids. A segement about a fugitive that was wanted for the murder of his wife is labled under YouTube Kids 🤦🏿‍♂️

FUCKING SNOW! 😡

I just found my neighbor’s little indoor cat roaming around outside in below freezing temperatures. Texted my neighbor to let her know. She says “Okay”. I wait at least 20 minutes and she never comes out to look for it. This is officially not my problem anymore. If you want to let the poor little guy freeze, that’s on you. EDIT: Crisis averted. The cat is home and safe now. Maybe I will actually sleep tonight.

Thundarr > He-Man

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

Tinnitus might have me hallucinating voices now, unless the bitch next door I hate seriously won’t shut the fuck up every hour on the hour. I only ever hear the shit at home though. Never anywhere else. But benefit of the doubt that my past employers truly have ruined my life.