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So, assuming we do get an election and a new president...will they revoke his secret service protection.... Because bro really needs his old ass kicked

It's the magic in a young girl's heart.

how are you fkn 50 years old, online, bragging about stealing from Walmart... I swear I'm friends with some people on FB just to know who not to actually be friends with. Idec that you're stealing from Walmart....but to post about it in a b....just 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

....Well, fine I'll just go die🙎🏿‍♂️

Omg poor Meat Head ☹️

you forced me to do this.

Carries his Hot Pockets in his pockets.

Looks like that report was on the money. They officially arrested the son now. Apparently stabbed his parents to death. Geez. Guess this at least partially explains how come the police were being so careful and not giving much info before.

Thought about just waiting to see if you'd accidentally get in the zone and make one for yourself but then decided to be weird before bedtime. Happy Hatchday, buddy! Couldn't find you a seizure Simpson so I had my mom make you a cake.

Would you like to be cremated? Open casket? Sprinkled on a pot farm? Anything to appease Gpa.

It’s a real fucked up mess. The police are even saying there are not looking for any suspects or persons of interest, despite the fact it’s being called a double homicide. I have no idea what the messaging is supposed to be, unless they’re indicating the alleged perp is already dead.

what teh fukc

my early 20s coworker said it was dead technology what are the odds i am the only person in this entire airport with an actual ipod (nano) plugged into corded earbuds

Now it’s ok to say… Happy Birthday, Buddy. I’m not salty that Katt stole this thread, just really disappointed.

*scrape

Happy Birthmas! We couldn't scrap together the extra funds for the custom message ... I mean, it's us

So weird the way the police seem to be handling this. Press conference they gave was downright bizarre, saying they didn't have a suspect and hadn't even gotten access to the home because they were still waiting for a warrant to search the property. They didn't even want to identify who the deceased were yet, even though the mayor already put out that it was Rob Reiner and his wife.

Happy birthday!!!

The People article doesn't reveal its sources, unless I missed it. https://people.com/rob-reiner-wife-michele-were-killed-by-son-sources-11868856

Looks like Dallas is gonna lose. Good. Fuck them. Every fuckin night game this season is those clowns

Convinced Hot Pockets to get rid of their iconic sleeves, thereby ruining the entire product.

That will probably improve by the next time he plays. Do you have the scoop on how this all came to be?

Is the reason Handi-snacks don't come with the red stick anymore.

Happy birthday!

Odds are you're the only one. A lawyer with an adroid phone and an obsolete ipod . . . hipster.

I don’t believe I have a single clue what I’m looking at here, no.

happy bday

🤖🦃💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

infrastructure, education, crime...? did you just pull up and say I am been thinding a bout run for congres? how did you solidify your W

Also! I'm going to Covington, GA and Savannah and some other places come April! I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHERE THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WAS FILMED AND TAKE A TROLLY AND GO ON A VAMP TOUR AND GHOST WALKS AND ALL THINGS SPOOKY. 👌👌👌

WHY AM I SO BORED. PROBABLY BECAUSE IM LIKE NEVER HOME BY 6:30 PM. AHHHH CAPS. anywhooo. Hope everyone is nice and warm and snuggly. Because I'm getting really sick of snow. I was not made for winter.

me runing for Congress and won my area seat

Oooh, even better. what are you daydreaming about doing

What'd you do this time, ghost?

you forgot to tag the people you wanted to reply.

People are just so easily triggered these days, and that will never stop being funny to me. Maybe this makes me kind of a jerk, but I don’t care.

I know this is an NFL thread, but if the Golden Domer fans on the web keep whining, maybe FIFA will create a Bowl Game just for them.