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technically 2026 is even

Once called Mr Hoonie an overgrown swamp rat after he let a fly in the house

Has made it his life’s mission to eat a Twinkie in every single state.

PLEASE! NO FLOWERS!

WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THEIR PASSING. WE WISH FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME.

Want: Harbaugh Will get: McDaniel rip

you and i work together like peanut butter and pickles

So, the key to being topical is to not be vague in your threads. Sure, there's been things to discuss during the last week, but what are we addressing here? Just some ambiguous wows and a wolfless cry for help? This is how I would respond to someone who i believed to be clueless in their perpetual shenanigans @FuggsisAlivebutUEMBisnt @1938_Packard @ghostrek2

8 days in, and our intrepid hero struggles for content. ... .... let's watch.

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Your thread, your vanity.

THEY ENJOYED FLY FISHING AND DANCE HALLS. am i doing this right?

neither do...for the last few YEARS. gahd.

Harbaugh will probably go to Miami ofc once again quality coaches are available but NYJ isn’t looking if the Giants were smart they would grab up Harbaugh but idk what they wanna do. I don’t pay much attention to the NYG

On ESPN Radio Chicago, we've got a sports guy named Dave Kaplan. Apparently it's a thing for people on the ESPN airwaves in different cites to appear on other city's shows. "Kap" (BIG Bears fan) appeared on an ESPN radio north of the "Cheddar Curtain". The guys on the Wisc. station wanted to make a bet as to who would win the game Saturday. They said if GB won, Kap had to wear a Jordan Love jersey for the entirety of his next show. He said "fine", and said "and if we win, you'll wear a Caleb Willliams jersey for your show". Response: "I'd rather burn in Hell!" Kap offered to throw in Lou Malnati's Pizza. Response: "No!" Kap says: "Ok, I'll just go to your boss." Response: "Fine, he's right down the hall." Kap: "No - not your immediate superior, I'll go to [Kap gives the name of whoever is in charge of ESPN radio]." Response: "oh..."

So starting in March whenever I pay my electric bill with my debit card I'm going to get charged a 2.99 processing fee. Ok fine thanks for the heads up but why did you kill a tree to send me this in the mail when I got two emails this morning about what's going to happen in March? I'm not a tree hugger or anything but it's just wasteful to use paper when you're just going to email me and plus I'm sure it'll plastered all over the website the next time I pay my bill.

He definitely got the good shit 😆

I watched bro go from Yale to Yayo. I've convinced myself hes the plug

I can’t believe the ravens fired Harbaugh after 18 years Miami just fired Mike McDaniel. That I can believe. Dude is a mess

1. Smurfberries - Smurfs 2. Bronto Burgers and Cactus Coola - Flintstones 3. Egg Scoopa Koopa - Super Mario World 4. Gummy Berry Juice - Gummi Bears 5. Scooby Snacks - Scooby Doo

I cut DoorDash out of my budget months ago, thinking it would just save me a shitload of money. Nope. If anything, my bank account is draining even faster since I started preparing all of my own meals. Maybe I just suck at finances? Actually, I’m pretty sure I know exactly what the problem is, but that’s not something I want to get into here.

GOBBLESS

HE IS SURVIVED BY 2 GRANDSONS, MATT AND GEORGE…

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

https://comicbook.com/comics/news/30-years-on-the-original-power-rangers-reunite-in-2026-for-a-new-release/

tl;dr im actually 37 so....im old

@Insipid hello summons me