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does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza

Small talk is completely overrated bullshit.

"Drop bears" are infact real.

Lmao "buddy" I have a color blindness in blue-purple hues so what i think is blue is often purple...I had LA Dodgers Jersey for years that i thought was blue.... because fkn Dodgers. About 10 years later, i wore it just out of nostalgia and someone said where'd you get a purple dodgers Jersey. I never knew...I got it at a jersey shop in Baton Rouge that sold Jerseys in nifty colors, but i thought the Dodge Jersey i picked up was legit blue....i used to match it with some blue shoes i loved....which in retrospect, may have also been purple 😆

dk g, dk b, buddy, lt g, lt b.

Dances like this when drunk.

worked 15 hour shifts yesterday and today. came home tonight to doritos and beer

Does this dance whenever he gets offered a piece of angel food cake with 7 minute frosting

Doesn’t want people to know he turns into Ned Flanders when he tells people to go fuck themselves.

Doesn’t want anyone to know that he was the inspiration behind Disco Stu on The Simpsons.