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Ever worked at a fast food joint and had to replace the soda in a fountain drink machine. Its a bag of syrup...like just thick ass sugar goop. It mixes "slightly" with the carbonated water, and boom...syrup drink. I would have to actually look, but I'm willing to blindly wager even Gatorade...the shit that tastes like there's less sugar, has more sugar than poptarts

lol i dont' know if i knew this was a day. every day is a day.

Kind of relevant…maybe?

Andrew Dice Clay is not funny, overrated as hell.

Obviously I knew that soda is extremely bad for you, but I really had no idea. I decided to look up the sugar content of two different flavors of frosted Pop-Tarts: Blueberry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Both of them have 30 grams of sugar per one pouch of 2 Pop-Tarts. 30 grams. One 12 oz can of Coke has 39 grams of sugar. One 12 oz can of Mountain Dew has 45 grams of sugar. I never in my life would have guessed that Pop-Tarts are downright fucking health food when in comparison with soda.

Could the characters in this absolutely shitty movie be any more annoying?

Live-Action Mugen: **kicks ass on one side** Live-Action Jin: **kicks ass on the other side** Live-Action Fuu: (from the sidelines) "Welcome to the ouch, motherfuckers!"

Ketchup absolutely does belong on hotdogs.

Ooh, so just a couple of years before they make you poop in a box and mail it ...fun times, but not the reason I ever thought I'd be mailing a turd.

ftfy

I figured it should be Michael but these mfers dont care...this is why i cant call prompt goofs artists...you dont just put out a shit product because you wanna be first

The AI was somehow too stupid to generate CJ and just made two Franklins instead.

These mfers didn't even know it was a thing...just like me. But here we go... anything for a click. Really, getting rid of fact checkers was a brilliant move...people dont care about facts...just more slop, pls

Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it.

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

So economic problems overshadow the need for healthy humans 🙄 If we leave the clocks alone we will reduce obesity and strokes....but the dow

sunshine protection act still stalled. In 2025, a Stanford study compared the year-long circadian health impact of permanent standard time, permanent daylight saving time, and biannually switching in the continental U.S. using models of the human circadian rhythm and health data from the CDC Places dataset. Researchers found that switching to permanent standard time was predicted to reduce cases of obesity by 2.6 million cases and stroke by 300,000 cases. Permanent daylight saving time also reduced cases but to a lesser extent.[38] In interviews, the authors caution that this work is from a circadian health perspective and that other factors should be considered in policy decisions such as economic and safety impacts of time policy.

Changed clock as instructed.

The irony of DST happening on Women’s Day is not lost on me. Only 23 hours for y’all .

Ha! The clock in my room (which I did not change in the fall) is now correct. Always stand pat; inactivity resolves everything.