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you and i work together like peanut butter and pickles

So, the key to being topical is to not be vague in your threads. Sure, there's been things to discuss during the last week, but what are we addressing here? Just some ambiguous wows and a wolfless cry for help? This is how I would respond to someone who i believed to be clueless in their perpetual shenanigans @FuggsisAlivebutUEMBisnt @1938_Packard @ghostrek2

8 days in and out intrepid here struggles for content. ... .... let's watch.

Puts butterscotch on his burgers.

Nixon is his favorite president of all time, and for one simple reason:

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

Trained a Doberman Pincher to pinch door-to-door salespeople.

Puts ketchup on his gummy bears.

Puts gummy bears on his hot dogs.

1. Smurfberries - Smurfs 2. Bronto Burgers and Cactus Coola - Flintstones 3. Egg Scoopa Koopa - Super Mario World 4. Gummy Berry Juice - Gummi Bears 5. Scooby Snacks - Scooby Doo

Everything in Ghibli films looks so good

I just heard the single best quote of 2026 "Humans are a failed experiment" Couldn't said it better myself

Phoenix Down

Lobster bisque...now im hungry again, so grilled chicken from Braums

Krabby Patty - SpongeBob KaroKaro Cola - Super Mario RPG

He took a date to the movies, but made her stay in the lobby.

Has finished writing his latest drama series starring John Stossel called John Stossel's Docile Apostles with Colassal Nostrils.

saves the "trim-to-fit" ends off the dr scholls insoles "just in case"

Is afraid of olive loaf.

Eats the banana peel and throws the actual banana away.

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

bi weakly

Once wrote some angry fan mail to Gene Siskel.

Likes to cosplay as Gene Shalit.

MTV needs to die. Just put this channel out of its misery already. Seeing what it's become is depressing just old Yeller it at this point.

Actually reads the Terms Of Service on everything.

Made Zeni cry when Rebecca accepted his invitation to be his partner for Picitionary night at Disco's house this Wenesday.

has been benched for 3 game nights at my house, because APPARENTLY drawing the eiffel tower is TOO difficult a subject matter.

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

It was erotic at first, she was floating up and down on ghostie . . . but then ghostie punctured her cervix and then she got consumed by her own vagina and a portal to hell opened 😱