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I’m so glad I clicked on this thread. Ghosty, what do you think Sally is riding?

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

let party

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

I think I found the perfect diet food: an egg salad made with guacamole on a 7 grain bread. High in fiber and protein. It satisfied my hunger for hours like nothing else ever has.

Hey Ho is a great song and I don't care it's the most stereotypical cringe millennial song ever.

The drama that's currently going on at work would be very amusing if it didn't interfere with my ability to do my job. If it weren't for that I would enjoy the crash out that about to happen.

Stromboli

If you're going to talk shit about someone it's not a good idea to talk about that person to their boyfriend/girlfriend because of will get back to them.

Part of me kind of knows everything’s not actually out to get me today, and my mind is just overreacting due to poor sleep. A much bigger part of me just doesn’t give a fuck, and is dreaming of all the ways I’ll get my revenge when the shit finally settles. The demon is awake now.

Got the Subway worker to make a whopper in front of him.

Was the inventor of the phrase “all that and a bag of chips”.

is bringing back polyester leisure suits and butterfly collars.

This is actual footage taken from her security cameras from last Wednesday's Pictionary night at her house.

is currently planning a grand quest to become a 'johnny appleseed' fan boi, except with asparagus.

Often travels to Fiji to get fresh Fiji apples.

Only goes on dates when the Blues Traveler cover band is in town.

Here we go again, I come home from work and turn on the TV to watch Looney Tunes and what do I see? A short from the year 2003. Read the room most people don't like Looney Tunes post golden age and for God's sakes stop leading off the show with with cartoons from the late 90s and early 2000s it makes me want to turn off the TV.

Video game bosses having an entire second health bar after you defeat them is a complete cop-out. Just increase the amount of health they have in the first part, instead of always relying on this bullshit.

Another one of those frozen chicken sandwich things and a pack of Doritos.

whelp.... Italy’s famous ‘Lovers’ Arch’ collapses on Valentine’s Day these boards may have something to do with the timeline jump after all.

i been having very odd ones it extart solar comets being spacecraft i am scared

If you're awake at 5am and watching TV, something has gone wrong. Probably involving some sort of intoxicating substance.

The time travel in this show breaks more literally every time it happens. It will not get better explained. It will only get worse.

Even if Adult Swim isn't up for grabs, that lineup is inconceivable! The Abbott and Costello cartoons? Dragon's Lair? Paddington Bear? Pinky, Elmyra, and the Brain? The Supernatural anime? The New Adventures of Gilligan? The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show? The 2017 Wacky Races reboot? QUICK DRAW MCGRAW?! Holy shit.

@[classic swim] not for me?

Only dates seamstresses

Went to the Italian place again. The stromboli is fire, so i got one of those but i got a pasta too because all of their pastas can't just be tasteless.... right. Some chicken an shrimp shit... I'll see of its any good after i kill this snow douche.

It’s not scary is it?

Some kind of frozen pasta with chicken & vegetables….whenever (or if) I feel like doing it.

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

ok?

This rain is making it almost impossible to get motivated at all.

Cooking chicken vegetable soup with rotini pasta in the crockpot.

I quoted the wrong post but Sanji's back story will be expanded upon

Thats what I was thinking of...haha. For some reason I thought it was a Ron Burgundy quote lmao.

Sailing.... takes me away... to where I've always heard it could be.

I never understood the handshake, but anime tend to get more heavily scrutinized when they straddle reality and fantasy. Meanwhile One Piece episodes are currently taking place in the belly of Temu Al Capone.

I'm doing way way better, haven't vomited today and I was able to eat and take meds. Thanks everyone for the advice and well-wishes! All good to know if there's a next time, so it doesn't hopefully get this far.

I’m a beardless wonder again. As in, “I wonder when I’ll regret this and realize I look so much better with facial hair than without.”