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Got in a fight with the Buclee’s manager and was like “oop, you better eat my fricken choobies.”

Once taught a cat to do the macarena.

this was something i heard years ago..I was still in MS when I heard this. Holy shit, i think it was back when i was paying Twisted Metal 3 (he was a character on the game)....Which means I was in high school or early college

I don't, think....... so? https://halloweenmovie.fandom.com/wiki/Sheri_Moon_Zombie

Taught horse flies how to make the rheahyeyehhheaha sound just like a horse.

Is a world class fire ant whisperer.

Fuckin raiders @ Broncos game sucks for the most part

is the infamous 5th dentist.

It was his first TD ever in the NFL too, I think. I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere. NFL gotta do better taking care of their players both during and after player’s careers

nope, news to me i thought i remembered his wife being bl... wait, is she black

It is. That's really not the only reason I'm moving away from Microsoft though. Copilot in particular had a nasty habit of reading "invisible" text in email and pages that were basically prompts to open ports for exploits. The other reason is they decided not to support previous versions of their os. All but one of my pc's were running windows 10. Most less than two years old. They decided in their need for more money that those systems couldn't be upgraded to 11 because they don't have the newest possessor that has that extra bit that authenticates your os as legit. Linux is free. All my pc's can run it with no problem and it has no way to grab all my data and send it to a company that wants my data.

He scored a touchdown Monday night. The facts in this are going to be crazy.

Wrote a letter to Popeye's chicken requesting that they make Popeye their official mascot.

Doesn't mind if carolers come by but should they show up while she's taking a nap they will get hit in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream.

Yes, I had a dream where a snowman took off your pants. I blew my load.