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Thanks everybody. and for the record, I was offically coronaded into IB via invisible butsecks, so the ass-cake is not a lie

Calls Mr Hoonie a swamp donkey whenever he gets mad at him.

Makes Mr Hoonie pull him around town on a rickshaw.

Can play Schism on the accordion

so I guess i'm never shopping there again...

Gave Mr. Hoonie a quarter and told him to do some jumping jacks.

I don't have a TL;DR short enough to respond with.

i got these Jamaican meat buns in the freezer and some egg rolls I actually bought these assuming they would be hot and that would be my bold move for the month, but since i got the hot tap, Im hoping these are just kiiiiinda hot

Bastes turkey in pomegranate juice mixed with chocolate syrup.

Cajun dressing...thought i said that but guess it was in another thread. not sure what im eating tonight.

Wished for gummy bears to be alive and shaped like grizzly bears.

Turns doorknobs with his feet.

When I was at Staples, the were like "customers say they are scared to approach you because you always look angry" I told dude that i cant fake smile, I look insane...and I showed him...The dynamic changed to them introducing people to me first so they would know I just look mean, but actually have a high tolerance for bullshit because my emotional barometer is pretty isolated. Luckily, I only had that job a few months and no one has asked me smile since...

Leftover beef stew

Homemade vegetable beef soup. My first time ever attempting this and it was absolutely phenomenal.

Goes to Hooters for the sole purpose of trying to convince them to carry Ric Flair's Woo Wings and Woo Energy drinks.

Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.

Cue the choir!

It's my stance that it doesn't matter if you beat a 30 plus year old game clean or not because who has the time to be dealing trail and error from old ass video games. Do what you got to do if have to rewind, use save states, use cheat codes it's fair game at this point and you still have to put the work in regardless of all those features.