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  1. Parents took away his Teddy Ruxpin toy after he got busted putting a Wu-Tang Clan tape inside of it.
    5 points
  2. Also sleeps with a body pillow of Cyan.
    5 points
  3. Finally mastered the kaplowey spell from the Smurfs and plans on using on the first mime she sees.
    5 points
  4. Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.
    5 points
  5. Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.
    5 points
  6. Crashes random large family events and tells the men they are the father.
    4 points
  7. Dressed as Crystal Snail for Halloween.... and also for Valentine's Day.
    4 points
  8. Ate the entire “Broodwich” and liked the sun dried tomatoes
    4 points
  9. Can't sleep without his chocobo plushie.
    4 points
  10. They don't call it Monday Night Raw for nothing.
    4 points
  11. Damn, that's how you porn you watch STARTS???
    4 points
  12. Won't be on the boards next summer because of his new job as the San Diego chicken.
    4 points
  13. Paid Disco 25 bucks to dunk a giant root beer float on top of someone’s head at a Mets game.
    4 points
  14. Eats his lunch on a see-saw every day.
    4 points
  15. Is in a KISS cover band called SMOOCH.
    4 points
  16. Created an online petition to get Judas Priest to change their name to Judas Chair.
    4 points
  17. Gets paid to pretend to be the boyfriend at large family events, and dinners.
    3 points
  18. This one’s actually true.
    3 points
  19. 3 points
  20. Can’t eat chocolate ice cream without adding pepperoni to it.
    3 points
  21. Sleeps on a bed of nails.... and also can't sleep without his Papa Smurf plushie.
    3 points
  22. Cosplays as Lord of the Sith whenever he has to appear in court.
    3 points
  23. Cosplays as Cait Sith whenever he has to appear in court.
    3 points
  24. Ordered a clown for his nephew's birthday party.
    3 points
  25. Will fight anyone who says Batman Returns is not a Christmas movie.
    3 points
  26. Sidebar I have no shame in admitting that I actually a lot of Jem and the Holograms songs
    3 points
  27. Carries his lunch inside a Jem and the Holograms lunch box.
    3 points
  28. Performed a drive-by on the horsie ride outside the grocery store.
    3 points
  29. Carries his lunch inside a Mighty Mouse lunch box.
    3 points
  30. Tried to start a band called Megadeath but got a cease and desist letter from the attorney of Dave Mustaine, so he called his new band Megabirth instead.
    3 points
  31. Made Ghostrek sit on the Judas Chair because he wouldn't eat his liver and onions.
    3 points
  32. Is eating roast raccoon this Christmas.
    3 points
  33. @Insipid @scoobdog @[classic swim] @Raptorpat happy hoildays
    2 points
  34. Puts salt on live snails..... then eats what's left.
    2 points
  35. This guy gets it! 😆
    2 points
  36. Came up with an idea for a funhouse where all walls are covered in bubble wrap, but shut it down when it got too expensive to keep replacing it.
    2 points
  37. All week I've had to come into work at 7:30 to make up time to come in late tomorrow. But god damn. Starting my days at 6 am and not getting home until 10-11pm is rough. (I work until 4:30 but then Im immediately babysitting at 5) I'm so tired. 😮‍💨 Gimme a blankey. Imma just nap under my desk. ... Also I accidently wore joggers instead of scrubs today. Whoops. Guess I'll be comfier all day.
    2 points
  38. Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.
    2 points
  39. Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.
    2 points
  40. Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.
    2 points
  41. Stuffs his pillow case with potato chips because he likes to feel the crunch.
    2 points
  42. Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.
    1 point
  43. 1 point
  44. Watching someone out in public with their phone making a tiktok or whatever the hell their doing is surreal. Don't they realize how weird they look just randomly dancing in public or just walking around in public with your phone in your hand talking about some random random Internet bullshit. All the more reason why I don't going out in public because I don't want to get filmed by random ass weirdo.
    1 point
  45. Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.
    1 point
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