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Went to the salon today. Nervous af.

Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ghostrek she wants to sniff your wokkied out friends

2026 is literally even. Now I'm seeing pat already said this. Dammit, I want to be the pedantic one!

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technically 2026 is even

You're not ghostrek 😮

Making a couple of beef hot links and will supplement that with random trash like noodles and grilled cheese sammiches progressively

I don't even like roller coasters like I once did, but this thing is impressive. This opened just in time for the new year. Top speed of 155 mph, 500 ft drop, and it's about 2 and a half miles long. Also, listen to that orgasmic powerful launch at 2:08

Is buying Mr. Hoonie some extra sour gummy worms for Valentine’s Day next month.

Got Mr. Hoonie an urban sombrero for Christmas.

Now, I’m very liquor’d up... and without any snacks. So I’m gonna conduct a experiment and not buy the shit I need right now... wait until the following day to buy the chicken they so very forbid at certain hours. I’ll have a field day if the Earth realm fucking forbidden shadow sphere fried chicken makes it way to my very so alternate universe reality where “...Fuck you... no chicken for you!!!!”

Lobotomized Anal Double Penetration officer is a big deal.

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I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

PLEASE! NO FLOWERS!

WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THEIR PASSING. WE WISH FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME.

THEY ENJOYED FLY FISHING AND DANCE HALLS. am i doing this right?

Everything in Ghibli films looks so good

GOBBLESS

HE IS SURVIVED BY 2 GRANDSONS, MATT AND GEORGE…

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

wrong dude

Nope. Still no chicken. What a fucking morbid joke of a store. I seriously at this rate have a better chance of Brenda Song stripping and taking a shit on my neck than I do of EATING GODDAMN FOOD.

fuggs said she once got fingered on the tilt a whirl while Hit Me Baby One More Time was playing in the background.