Me, attempting something else I will likely be bored with by the weekend.

[André Toulon]

I think UEMB needs an awards ceremony. So to that end, I would like to jump right in with the categories (possible expansion upon requests or new shit I pull out my ass at 2am).

Light ribbing is of course allowed but no flaming or trolling except where it's obviously  encouraged (trust me, you'll know when its ok).

So I am asking for nominees in each category. Feel free to say someone even if they've already been mentioned, I dont expect anyone to dig through every single post trying to see if that person was mentioned. You also don't HAVE to nominate someone for each category, but it'll help due to the rather shallow pool of users. As I post the categories, I will also add my nominee to get us started.  So without further ado.

MOST SERIOUS POSTER: Who among us, despite being in this sewer of grown children, do you feel stays on task and keeps threads on topic. They actually have your respect. (Tsar)

MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360)

FUNNIEST POSTER: You just know there's gonna be a stitch in there. (Molarbear... would be Seight, but where'd bro go?)

WISEST: Full of info you didnt know and even though you weren't trying to, ya might learn something (Mthor)

MOST POLARIZING: Sometimes you agree with them, sometimes you're like wtf are they on about...regardless, you always read just to see deeper into that headspace (Scoob)

BIGGEST +1ER: Where did they even come from. Bomb dropped and when the smoke clears, they are gone as quickly as they appeared (stilgar)

THE GAMER: Gonna need some help from the gaming folder because the only ones I'm aware of off the top of my head are Gunner, Kudz,Tao, Odin, Classic, and myself...so please feel free to nominate some more obscure users I may not be aware of (going with Kudz on this one...he may be mostly retro, but he oft brings shit to the table I've forgotten all about)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS: Seriously, why😆 (classic)

THE EMPATH: Even in the midst of big ass kids, they always seem to post in good faith (UWP)

TOPMOD: Who do you hope gets your civility report....But seriously, which mod you rocking with  (Pooh)

THE JOCK: All the knowledge about sportsballs (again, would go with Seight...and anyone can definitely nominate him, but I dont know where he is....So Molar grabs another)

FUCK YO COUCH POSTER: Definitely doesn't care how you feel about their posts and doesn't mind pushing the envelope....is that a saying?....just pretend it is (Benji)

ARTSY FARTSY: I dont think i really need to explain it...they always have some sort of idea that coincides with a particular project and the ilk (Disco)

THE POLITICIAN: I just trust their takes on these things, simply because they seem to be paying attention (Jman)

THE MUSICIAN: Not exclusive to those who play instruments...They just seem to be closely in tune with the music (Edit to give the nomination to Doomer...forgot i already gave kudz gamer...)

MOST UNDERRATED: Give this mfer their flowers....they are here all the time...making the place better. At least attempting activity (TAO)

BIGGEST WEEB: I dont have Toonamites archived into my brain, so definitely asking for help here, but since he helped me find a place to watch anime (Top gun)

POTHEAD: duh. (Since I know of at least 2 ladies guaranteed a nomination, I'm dropping UWP here to preemptively expand the pool)

PERMBANNED JACKASS: See...told you that you'd know when its ok (Nabs....was gonna go with Packard, but he pretty much has NO value other than to kick around. Nabs was at least funny sometimes)

That's what I've got so far.... I think. As I said, feel free to add to the category list, and feel free to nominate anyone from folders I may not visit....Asking you not nominate yourself and again.... I reserve the right to get bored and start phoning shit in...

Edited yesterday at 02:00 PM by André Toulon

[[classic swim]]

Most Unserious: Viperxmns

Biggest +1er: Kudasai in General - - PenguinBoss in CE

Why Are You Like This: I’d choose myself too

Empath: Buddy or Scoob 

TopMod: SwimMod_Odin (never banned for Family Guy butts or HBO camcorder titties)

Fuck Yo Couch: Benji or Masquerade 

Politician: Jman

Most Underrated: Tao

Biggest Weeb: Poke

Pothead: Disco

Permabanned Jackass: Packard

[André Toulon]

Thx for saying Poke....I never would have remembered otherwise

[André Toulon]

Oh, I guess I should also say that after a week or so (not fucking around a putting a deadline like i did with survivor and then have other shit to do that day) I'll compile the results and set up a poll thread for voting...assuming this picks up any traction

Edited yesterday at 01:20 PM by André Toulon

[UwPp]

Most Serious: @tsar4

Most Unserious: @nameraka

The Gamer: @molarbear

The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock

Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim]

Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u

The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard

Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess

TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet)

Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time

Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president 

Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one

Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread

Pothead: @discolé monade

Permabanned Jackass:  @ITasteLikeSex

Edited yesterday at 02:11 PM by UwPp
I missed some

[UwPp]

Idk why it posted 2xs.

Edited yesterday at 02:05 PM by UwPp

[André Toulon]

11 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Idk why it posted 2xs.

Shit happens sometimes...i have no clue why...

More importantly....Classic makes music...?

Or am I just stupid, and not getting the joke

[UwPp]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Shit happens sometimes...i have no clue why...

More importantly....Classic makes music...?

Or am I just stupid, and not getting the joke

He makes up songs in IB. 🤣

[tsar4]

[nameraka]

14 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

No, that's me, apparently. 

[tsar4]

2 minutes ago, nameraka said:

No, that's me, apparently. 

Surely, I didn't call you.

[nameraka]

6 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Surely, I didn't call you.

You did. And don't call me Shirley. 

[Insipid]

Maybe it's time to change my avatar 🙃

[naraku360]

10 hours ago, André Toulon said:

MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360)

 

[tsar4]

2 hours ago, nameraka said:

You did. And don't call me Shirley. 

Arrrrrr, scurvy dog.  I'll keelhaul ye!

[scoobdog]

Your categories read like a deck of Tarot cards.

Also.... your description for "most polarizing" sounds more like an extremely charitable way of saying I'm on the rag... which is fair.

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Your categories read like a deck of Tarot cards.

Also.... your description for "most polarizing" sounds more like an extremely charitable way of saying I'm on the rag... which is fair.

That's...not at all what i meant. 

To be honest, i just wanted to make sure you were included but couldn't really think of a thing that defined you so I just kinda thought of you like a variety box of chips....you get one one with a lot of shit you like, but sometimes you have to wonder why in tf did they put sunchips in there.

See...I can't even devise a good analogy for you...like, you're too normal to pinpoint a "thing" for.

You're like Dexter... completely unassuming but you might be hunting rapists and serial killers at night.

 

 

I made it worse, didn't I🤦🏿‍♂️

[1pooh4u]

And the “Most likely to be Dexter” award goes to

@scoobdog

😆

[scoobdog]

I like it.

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, UwPp said:

Most Serious: @tsar4

Most Unserious: @nameraka

The Gamer: @molarbear

The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock

Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim]

Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u

The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard

Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess

TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet)

Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time

Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president 

Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one

Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread

Pothead: @discolé monade

Permabanned Jackass:  @ITasteLikeSex

I have been called much worst...

I'll take it!

[Mode 7]

I'm not sure how to feel about this 

[Mode 7]

I'm also kinda surprised I wasn't considered for the jock category with me being the resident hockey nerd on the boards.

[André Toulon]

6 hours ago, Mode 7 said:

I'm also kinda surprised I wasn't considered for the jock category with me being the resident hockey nerd on the boards.

Well, people are posting but only a few are nominating...so one of them could possibly do it. But I guess I'll just wait and see

[scoobdog]

MOST SERIOUS POSTER: Who among us, despite being in this sewer of grown children, do you feel stays on task and keeps threads on topic. They actually have your respect.

I’m going with @Sieg67.  Dude is low key, but he’s always serious.

MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony.

@nameraka  I’m still not totally vibing the humor, but I’m getting there.

FUNNIEST POSTER: You just know there's gonna be a stitch in there.

I’d let @molarbear fuck my sister, but @Seight is still the champ.

WISEST: Full of info you didnt know and even though you weren't trying to, ya might learn something.

@tsar4  is my pick here.  People forget he’s conservative because he actually knows what he’s talking about.  I legit like talking to this guy.

MOST POLARIZING: Sometimes you agree with them, sometimes you're like wtf are they on about...regardless, you always read just to see deeper into that headspace 

I still have no idea what the fuck this is, but it’s clearly a term of endearment, so…. @discolé monade

BIGGEST +1ER: Where did they even come from. Bomb dropped and when the smoke clears, they are gone as quickly as they appeared 

You all know @naraku360 is just waiting with his browser open to random memes to jump on our posts.  By the way, this is for the +1er who is actually putting in the effort, not a literal +1 poster.

THE GAMER

@Kudasai because of his appreciation for classic gaming systems.

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS: Seriously, why😆

If you listen to @[classic swim] long enough… he still only sort of makes sense, but boy do you have a hard on.

THE EMPATH: Even in the midst of big ass kids, they always seem to post in good faith.

@mthor because she loves her some Karens.

TOPMOD: Who do you hope gets your civility report....But seriously, which mod you rocking with

@Raptorpat because I’m a brown nosing little shit.  Butt seriously, @1pooh4u probably gets my modis operandi the best.

THE JOCK: All the knowledge about sportsballs

@molarbear our resident Sooner Boomer.

FUCK YO COUCH POSTER: Definitely doesn't care how you feel about their posts and doesn't mind pushing the envelope....is that a saying?....just pretend it is

@The_annoying_one doesn’t care what I think and I love him for it.

ARTSY FARTSY: I dont think i really need to explain it...they always have some sort of idea that coincides with a particular project and the ilk

@SwimOdin is more handy than he gets credit for.

THE POLITICIAN: I just trust their takes on these things, simply because they seem to be paying attention

How Do you say “I’m a politician” without saying “I’m a politician “?  Ask @katt_goddess.

THE MUSICIAN: Not exclusive to those who play instruments...They just seem to be closely in tune with the music

@Doom Metal Alchemist is the only other poster I know besides me that plays a musical instrument.

MOST UNDERRATED: Give this mfer their flowers....they are here all the time...making the place better. At least attempting activity

@UwPp gets taken for granted.

BIGGEST WEEB: I dont have Toonamites archived into my brain, so definitely asking for help here, but since he helped me find a place to watch anime 

@Jman is a weeb and a scholar.

POTHEAD: duh.

This all you @André Toulon, but only because you didn’t make a category for yourself.  Personally, I’d go with Gentleman’s Troll, or a Troll’s Troll for you, but it  might be too niche.

PERMBANNED JACKASS: See...told you that you'd know when it’s ok

Nabs told a funny story once and he needed Buddy to make it funny.  Bucket was the Sergeant Schultz of the Florida Nazis.

[André Toulon]

Im obviously not high enough since scoob's format didn't confound me, but with one more nomination, i think i can make a viable poll...i guess push comes to shove, i can just fill in the blanks myself....but as it stands, I'll probably set up voting Tuesday.

But now I'm wondering how many polls i can put in one post without making it a chore or troublesome.

Meh, fafo.

[The_annoying_one]

I’ve been trying to post my list all day, but I’m really not sure who to put where. Let me sleep on it, and maybe I’ll try tomorrow.

[André Toulon]

7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’ve been trying to post my list all day, but I’m really not sure who to put where. Let me sleep on it, and maybe I’ll try tomorrow.

No real rush...like I said, I'm not confining myself to a schedule on this so its just whenever. 

EDIT: Fkn hate this keyboard but dint feel like looking for the one i used for years on my old phone

Edited 14 hours ago by André Toulon

[discolé monade]

Most Serious: tsar. why so serious?

Most Unserious: nameraka. and you know exactly why

The Gamer: buddy. because he is. 

The Jock: hmmm. if we're talking board 'jocks'. i'm going with pooh/kudasi 

Biggest +1er: see, i understood this as 1 upper...like trying to 1 up so...'i'll give up my spot for you-gemini'  

Why Are You Like This: classic swim. i've asked several times, what happened in the before-fore. 

Empath: uwp. always sending out the right vibes through font.  

The musician: doom metal alch.  he's the guitar hero...right?

Artsy Fartsy: katt goddess. she's the one doing the CON circuits. lots of merch

TopMod:  katt because at least there's a scientific reason and pooh, because at least there's alt dimensional reason. 

Fuck Yo Couch: without any doubt, resonable or otherwise ~ insipid. 

Politician: rapatort, i am ONLY informed because of him, and i hope he'll consider being my campaign manager.       XD  

Most Underrated: the annoying one. nobody notices those little gems he squeaks out...but i see you TAO. i see you. 

Biggest Weeb:  jman and that poke guy. 

Pothead: pooh! i'm not the one with a ....*AHEM* HERBAL garden.  (this year) and don't think i forgot about you molarbear. 

Permabanned Jackass:  see...i keep thinking that nabs and bucket are the same person. so yes. 

Funniest Poster: seight. i know something good is happening. 

Wisest:  mthor. because she really is the wisest owl here. 

most polarizing (but he's ours) : shut up scoob. 

[naraku360]

10 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

The Jock: hmmm. if we're talking board 'jocks'. i'm going with pooh/kudasi

@1pooh4u, I didn't know you were @Kudasai!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It all makes sense now........

[The_annoying_one]

Most serious: Tsar

Most unserious: nameraka

Funniest: Seight

Wisest: Mthor

Most polarizing: naraku360

Biggest +1er: molarbear

The gamer: Kudz

Why are you like this: classic_swim

Empath: UWP

TopMod: Katt

The jock: Scoob

Fuck yo couch: benji

Artsy fartsy: disco

Musician: Doomy

Underrated: OnTheAirOrtiz (I don’t think I’ve ever seen him outside of the IB club, though)

Pothead: Pooh

Permabanned jackass: Nabs

 

I skipped politician and weeb since I don’t really follow those topics much.

[André Toulon]

Classic is gonna clench why are you like this, but i have a couple of others in mind to fill in the blanks there.

Looks like I can work with this...Ill wait a few days to see if anyone else chooses to play

[Mode 7]

Serious: @tsar4

Most Unserious: @nameraka

The Gamer: @Ric

The Jock: @1pooh4u

Biggest +1 @molarbear

Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim]

Empath: @UwPp

The musician: @Doom Metal Alchemist

Artsy  @discolé monade

Top Mod:  @katt_goddess

Fuck Yo Couch: @Insipid

Politician: @scoobdog

Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one

Biggest Weeb: @Top Gun

Pothead: @André Toulon

Permabanned Jackass: @The Evil Doctor Longshadow

Funniest Poster: @Seight

Wisest:  @mthor

most polarizing @ghostrek