Me, attempting something else I will likely be bored with by the weekend.

[André Toulon]

I think UEMB needs an awards ceremony. So to that end, I would like to jump right in with the categories (possible expansion upon requests or new shit I pull out my ass at 2am).

Light ribbing is of course allowed but no flaming or trolling except where it's obviously  encouraged (trust me, you'll know when its ok).

So I am asking for nominees in each category. Feel free to say someone even if they've already been mentioned, I dont expect anyone to dig through every single post trying to see if that person was mentioned. You also don't HAVE to nominate someone for each category, but it'll help due to the rather shallow pool of users. As I post the categories, I will also add my nominee to get us started.  So without further ado.

MOST SERIOUS POSTER: Who among us, despite being in this sewer of grown children, do you feel stays on task and keeps threads on topic. They actually have your respect. (Tsar)

MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360)

FUNNIEST POSTER: You just know there's gonna be a stitch in there. (Molarbear... would be Seight, but where'd bro go?)

WISEST: Full of info you didnt know and even though you weren't trying to, ya might learn something (Mthor)

MOST POLARIZING: Sometimes you agree with them, sometimes you're like wtf are they on about...regardless, you always read just to see deeper into that headspace (Scoob)

BIGGEST +1ER: Where did they even come from. Bomb dropped and when the smoke clears, they are gone as quickly as they appeared (stilgar)

THE GAMER: Gonna need some help from the gaming folder because the only ones I'm aware of off the top of my head are Gunner, Kudz,Tao, Odin, Classic, and myself...so please feel free to nominate some more obscure users I may not be aware of (going with Kudz on this one...he may be mostly retro, but he oft brings shit to the table I've forgotten all about)

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS: Seriously, why😆 (classic)

THE EMPATH: Even in the midst of big ass kids, they always seem to post in good faith (UWP)

TOPMOD: Who do you hope gets your civility report....But seriously, which mod you rocking with  (Pooh)

THE JOCK: All the knowledge about sportsballs (again, would go with Seight...and anyone can definitely nominate him, but I dont know where he is....So Molar grabs another)

FUCK YO COUCH POSTER: Definitely doesn't care how you feel about their posts and doesn't mind pushing the envelope....is that a saying?....just pretend it is (Benji)

ARTSY FARTSY: I dont think i really need to explain it...they always have some sort of idea that coincides with a particular project and the ilk (Disco)

THE POLITICIAN: I just trust their takes on these things, simply because they seem to be paying attention (Jman)

THE MUSICIAN: Not exclusive to those who play instruments...They just seem to be closely in tune with the music (Edit to give the nomination to Doomer...forgot i already gave kudz gamer...)

MOST UNDERRATED: Give this mfer their flowers....they are here all the time...making the place better. At least attempting activity (TAO)

BIGGEST WEEB: I dont have Toonamites archived into my brain, so definitely asking for help here, but since he helped me find a place to watch anime (Top gun)

POTHEAD: duh. (Since I know of at least 2 ladies guaranteed a nomination, I'm dropping UWP here to preemptively expand the pool)

PERMBANNED JACKASS: See...told you that you'd know when its ok (Nabs....was gonna go with Packard, but he pretty much has NO value other than to kick around. Nabs was at least funny sometimes)

That's what I've got so far.... I think. As I said, feel free to add to the category list, and feel free to nominate anyone from folders I may not visit....Asking you not nominate yourself and again.... I reserve the right to get bored and start phoning shit in...

Edited 14 hours ago by André Toulon

[[classic swim]]

Most Unserious: Viperxmns

Biggest +1er: Kudasai in General - - PenguinBoss in CE

Why Are You Like This: I’d choose myself too

Empath: Buddy or Scoob 

TopMod: SwimMod_Odin (never banned for Family Guy butts or HBO camcorder titties)

Fuck Yo Couch: Benji or Masquerade 

Politician: Jman

Most Underrated: Tao

Biggest Weeb: Poke

Pothead: Disco

Permabanned Jackass: Packard

[André Toulon]

Thx for saying Poke....I never would have remembered otherwise

[André Toulon]

Oh, I guess I should also say that after a week or so (not fucking around a putting a deadline like i did with survivor and then have other shit to do that day) I'll compile the results and set up a poll thread for voting...assuming this picks up any traction

Edited 14 hours ago by André Toulon

[UwPp]

Most Serious: @tsar4

Most Unserious: @nameraka

The Gamer: @molarbear

The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock

Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim]

Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u

The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard

Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess

TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet)

Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time

Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president 

Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one

Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread

Pothead: @discolé monade

Permabanned Jackass:  @ITasteLikeSex

Edited 14 hours ago by UwPp
I missed some

[UwPp]

Idk why it posted 2xs.

Edited 14 hours ago by UwPp

[André Toulon]

11 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Idk why it posted 2xs.

Shit happens sometimes...i have no clue why...

More importantly....Classic makes music...?

Or am I just stupid, and not getting the joke

[UwPp]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Shit happens sometimes...i have no clue why...

More importantly....Classic makes music...?

Or am I just stupid, and not getting the joke

He makes up songs in IB. 🤣

[tsar4]

[nameraka]

14 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

No, that's me, apparently. 

[tsar4]

2 minutes ago, nameraka said:

No, that's me, apparently. 

Surely, I didn't call you.

[nameraka]

6 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Surely, I didn't call you.

You did. And don't call me Shirley. 

[Insipid]

Maybe it's time to change my avatar 🙃

[naraku360]

10 hours ago, André Toulon said:

MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360)

 

[tsar4]

2 hours ago, nameraka said:

You did. And don't call me Shirley. 

Arrrrrr, scurvy dog.  I'll keelhaul ye!

[scoobdog]

Your categories read like a deck of Tarot cards.

Also.... your description for "most polarizing" sounds more like an extremely charitable way of saying I'm on the rag... which is fair.

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Your categories read like a deck of Tarot cards.

Also.... your description for "most polarizing" sounds more like an extremely charitable way of saying I'm on the rag... which is fair.

That's...not at all what i meant. 

To be honest, i just wanted to make sure you were included but couldn't really think of a thing that defined you so I just kinda thought of you like a variety box of chips....you get one one with a lot of shit you like, but sometimes you have to wonder why in tf did they put sunchips in there.

See...I can't even devise a good analogy for you...like, you're too normal to pinpoint a "thing" for.

You're like Dexter... completely unassuming but you might be hunting rapists and serial killers at night.

 

 

I made it worse, didn't I🤦🏿‍♂️

[1pooh4u]

And the “Most likely to be Dexter” award goes to

@scoobdog

😆

[scoobdog]

I like it.

[molarbear]

7 hours ago, UwPp said:

Most Serious: @tsar4

Most Unserious: @nameraka

The Gamer: @molarbear

The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣

Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock

Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim]

Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u

The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard

Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess

TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet)

Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time

Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president 

Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one

Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread

Pothead: @discolé monade

Permabanned Jackass:  @ITasteLikeSex

I have been called much worst...

I'll take it!

[Mode 7]

I'm not sure how to feel about this 

[Mode 7]

I'm also kinda surprised I wasn't considered for the jock category with me being the resident hockey nerd on the boards.