That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 For me it's Cardi B She's so fucking stupid I want nothing to do with her. Even if she wanted to just give me money and suck my dick I just wouldn't be able to stand talking to her. BTW don't say the obvious ones like Bill Cosby or Danny boneduce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Ben Simmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nabreezy said: Ben Simmons I know fuck all about basketball. Y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I know fuck all about basketball. Y? Seems like a weird lame dude whose antics are funny to laugh at but I wouldn't know what to say to him irl and would probably be kind of a bummer to hang out with right now since all his teammates and most of the team's fans pretty much hate him for trying to force a trade despite no team really wanting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 Just now, Nabreezy said: Seems like a weird lame dude whose antics are funny to laugh at but I wouldn't know what to say to him irl and would probably be kind of a bummer to hang out with right now since all his teammates and most of the team's fans pretty much hate him for trying to force a trade despite no team really wanting him. Yall could go to drakes house tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Yall could go to drakes house tho Yeah I probably should have said Drake before Ben Simmons actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Nabreezy said: Yeah I probably should have said Drake before Ben Simmons actually. He comes across as whiney. Like if you tried joking with him he'd get super offended 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 12 minutes ago, Nabreezy said: Yeah I probably should have said Drake before Ben Simmons actually. Substituting one black guy for another black guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Substituting one black guy for another black guy. He’s gay, be careful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 50 cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 22 minutes ago, Poof said: 50 cent Y? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Y? i think hes a jerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 Just now, Poof said: i think hes a jerk Yea I can see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 kanye west any of the fucking kardashians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: For me it's Cardi B Same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Tom Cruise. Might be the greatest dude ever, but want no part of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Any to which I'm not related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 23 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Same Is this the first time we've agreed lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted January 18, 2022 Author Share Posted January 18, 2022 21 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Tom Cruise. Might be the greatest dude ever, but want no part of that. Fuck that dude. Like literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Fuck that dude. Like literally I’d watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Terry Crews Dude's hilarious, but he's so big he terrifies me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Kevin Spacey would probably be one of the scariest celebrities to directly ask for your company. Maybe Charlie Sheen or Chris Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 4 hours ago, tsar4 said: Any to which I'm not related. Have at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Have at it. Que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 56 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Que? Your entry was kind of half-assed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 On the flip side of most people here, I'd say Weird Al Yankovic. Like, dude is a fucking treasure and I adore him. I'd love to see his show live, but given the chance to have a meet and greet with the man I'd have to turn it down because I would lose my shit. I'd be the incredibly awkward guy and Weird Al would look at me and say "okay, that's enough of this joker, let's go." I'd hate to leave a bad impression on Weird Al. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 mr. Phil. (I will not refer to that man as dr.) jared leto. (just seems like a self-absorbed douche) honestly, most celebrities. there are really only a handful I'd give a shit about meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 22 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: On the flip side of most people here, I'd say Weird Al Yankovic. Like, dude is a fucking treasure and I adore him. I'd love to see his show live, but given the chance to have a meet and greet with the man I'd have to turn it down because I would lose my shit. I'd be the incredibly awkward guy and Weird Al would look at me and say "okay, that's enough of this joker, let's go." I'd hate to leave a bad impression on Weird Al. his live shows kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Angela Bassett. I would embarrass myself. I'm blah about every other celebrity, but not her. As soon as I see her, my brain will short circuit and I'mma say some stupid shit like "I wanted to beat Laurence Fishburne's ass because of you!", "That motherfucker should have made you Storm!", "I wanted to be you in Strange Days!". I ever find out she's in the same building as me, my ass gonna do this: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Why would a celebrity want to meet me in the first place? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 58 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: "I wanted to be you in Strange Days!" Not sure I've ever read another person (outside of a few critics) say anything nice about that movie. Her BADASS performance made me a lifetime fan. I don't really WANT to meet any celebrities because the reality is never as good as the image in your head, and famous people don't really do it for me anyways. But if I had to pick one to avoid, it would probably be that fucking cock drip Aaron Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Tom Brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 The Situation Zakk Wylde (seems like a douche) Ozzy Osbourne (I actually imagine him to be pretty nice guy to his fans, but.... him perpetually mumbling incoherently while I awkwardly pretend I understand what he's saying doesn't sound like a good time). Seth MacFarlane Troy Aikman ( I was a die hard 9er fan in the 90s) Vince Vaughn (he just grates me in pretty much every movie role, he'd probably grate me irl too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The Situation Zakk Wylde (seems like a douche) Ozzy Osbourne (I actually imagine him to be pretty nice guy to his fans, but.... him perpetually mumbling incoherently while I awkwardly pretend I understand what he's saying doesn't sound like a good time). Seth MacFarlane Troy Aikman ( I was a die hard 9er fan in the 90s) Vince Vaughn (he just grates me in pretty much every movie role, he'd probably grate me irl too) Yah I think I’d be inclined to throat punch Seth mcfarlane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 10 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Tom Brady You are lying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You are lying. Duh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I feel like at one point I'd say reality show tv antagonists like G Ramsey and Simon Cowell, but I guess I've grown to accept antagonism is their sole purpose in their respective series that'd blow twice as hard as whole without them.. Maybe someone like Alex Jones or Tucker Carlson? I mean...Just watching the destruction ensue as they make their way from point A to B is very entertaining I have to admit as much as I hate these types...I feel like Tucker Carlson would be a totally different person off air in the wild unlike Jones.. I could be wrong though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 I wouldn't want to meet J K Rowling because I just know RAC_G is going to show up on her scooter with a sledgehammer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 19 hours ago, scoobdog said: Your entry was kind of half-assed. Not really. I have 3 authors in my family and you never know who else one is related to, just watch "Finding Your Roots". The ending segments usually have celebs to whom the person is related by DNA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbo Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 4:28 PM, That_One_Guy said: For me it's Cardi B She's so fucking stupid I want nothing to do with her. Even if she wanted to just give me money and suck my dick I just wouldn't be able to stand talking to her. BTW don't say the obvious ones like Bill Cosby or Danny cringe at the sight of Martin Lawrence, or Fran Dresher, or Elen Degenerate, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 16 hours ago, scoobdog said: You are lying. I just figured he said Brady for the same reason GuyBeard said Weird Al. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I just figured he said Brady for the same reason GuyBeard said Weird Al. Fuck that. He’ll meet Brady and an hour later he’ll be his personal banker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 So I'm stumped on this because I wanna say Alex Jones, but at the same time he's a living meme and I'm finding myself day dreaming the meeting. Like what kind of day would it be at this point....If I bumped into the dude on the street and told him I was his biggest fan. How would that go? Would he A. Kill us both after leading me on some sort of boomer public outcry rant.. or B. Whisper the sad story of a man who finally lost to karma IDK.. Pretty sure he's too tried and sued to worry about at this point, but celebrities, influencers...people like him are my r/ let's not meet critera/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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