Ginguy Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf#navpanes=0 Damn it Texas. whut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Later in the Texan News: Doctor's Visits among men skyrocket 2,000,000 percent > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 unregulated masturbatory emissions :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 Texas becomes nation's sperm donation capital. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Looks like the Zodiac Killer's taste for murder extends to both people AND fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Texas? More like sexless, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 How do they intend to enforce this? Have whack-off detectors everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 How do they intend to enforce this? Have whack-off detectors everywhere? They're gonna insert a motion detector and heat sensor into your penis > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Essentially the lawmaker is protesting the draconian abortion laws that were passed recently. https://www.texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/ "When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same 'unnecessary' and 'invasive' procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws. "That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their 'personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs' in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill. "While Farrar knows her 'proposed satirical regulations' will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scope Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 They're gonna insert a motion detector and heat sensor into your penis > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 what the hell? you voted for this Darkside don't act shocked ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Read the fucking article I posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Essentially the lawmaker is protesting the draconian abortion laws that were passed recently. https://www.texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/ "When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same 'unnecessary' and 'invasive' procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws. "That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their 'personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs' in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill. "While Farrar knows her 'proposed satirical regulations' will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years." Shoulda known there was more to the story :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Who the fuck is Bill. My point, capitalization completely changes whatever stupid thing your link is talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Who the fuck is Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Shoulda known there was more to the story :fap: If Jingai says it, there's always more to the story. Notice he didn't post a new link to the story, just the bill. Context is a stupid man's kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 Unless the point was to laugh and joke about the absurdity of a law that would fine men for :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 Unless the point was to laugh and joke about the absurdity of a law that would fine men for :fap: Considering the law was intentionally absurd to point out a law that isn't absurd and can do real harm to women, I'm pretty sure your joking about it means you probably missed the point... like usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 I am well aware of the original intent. I just wanted to have a little light goofy discussion about a dumb law that would fine men for fapping. Instead I have to waste my time pointing out what was plainly obvious because you have some kind of retarded grudge and can't let it go. Not my fault your life consists of digging ditches, smoking shity weed, dodging hobo piss and arguing on dead forums. Get over it, even Fuggs has her shit together better than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Uh oh scoob, you made jingo upset because you made him look like even more of a complete anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomsk_ Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf#navpanes=0 Damn it Texas. whut FOR WHAT PURPOSE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I am well aware of the original intent. I just wanted to have a little light goofy discussion about a dumb law that would fine men for fapping. Instead I have to waste my time pointing out what was plainly obvious because you have some kind of retarded grudge and can't let it go. Not my fault your life consists of digging ditches, smoking shity weed, dodging hobo piss and arguing on dead forums. Get over it, even Fuggs has her shit together better than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I recall reading that it was made in protest of anti abortion laws. Whoever wrote that doesn't really expect it to pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 http://www.legis.state.tx.us/tlodocs/85R/billtext/pdf/HB04260I.pdf#navpanes=0 Damn it Texas. whut So, a bill attempting to pull most men's heads out of the septic tank? I'm more inclined to believe what Empty just said here. (Scroll up.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I am well aware of the original intent. I just wanted to have a little light goofy discussion about a dumb law that would fine men for fapping. Instead I have to waste my time pointing out what was plainly obvious because you have some kind of retarded grudge and can't let it go. Not my fault your life consists of digging ditches, smoking shity weed, dodging hobo piss and arguing on dead forums. Get over it, even Fuggs has her shit together better than you. Lol. Mmmmmmmmm salt so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 im ok with it....i mean its harder than hell to get birth control here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Time to circle jerk around Texas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 im ok with it....i mean its harder than hell to get birth control here... Actually, the cheapest, easiest and most effective birth control is to stop acting like a mink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Actually, the cheapest, easiest and most effective birth control is to stop acting like a mink. yep....cause thats me....its not that i need regulation on my cycle or anything..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Actually, the cheapest, easiest and most effective birth control is to stop acting like a mink. Make our own malaprop idioms, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Reading through the bill it became evident that it was not as it seemed - and yet it was not as easy to tell as you'd think, given Poe's Law and all. My first question was what the fuck are "fully-abstinent sexual relations"? I was also amused at how colonoscopies were thrown into the mix, since that totally seems like something the moral guardians would consider sexual. I only started getting suspicious at "The booklet must contain artistic illustrations of each procedure." But when I got to "An attending physician must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering an elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing Viagra," everything became clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Unless the point was to laugh and joke about the absurdity of a law that would fine men for :fap: The entire point of the bill is to show how absurd it is, just like how absurd it is when it comes to women's health Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I like how there's no campaign to move this to Rants even though it's a news story and we've already seen the true colors of OP's intention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 "Emissions outside of a woman ’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life." lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I would report it, but whenever I click the report button there's a thing that says they'd see my email address when I report something. I'm not ready for that level of intimacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 you voted for this Darkside don't act shocked ::]:: I did not this is some liberal acting like a smartass because they like abortions and want to kill babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Ok, so you remember how you were on the wrong side of that global warming debate? This is another one of those times. Planned Parenthood is not the multi-billion dollar abortionist empire rightist propaganda would lead you to believe it is. Yes, some planned parenthood facilities carry out abortion procedures; but that accounts to less that 3 percent of what they actually do there. Things like access to birth control and sexual education (states with greater access to contraceptives and sex-ed have lower rates of teenage pregnancy and abortions than states that do not). Things like public wellness programs and STI testing and education (when Mike Pence went after planned parenthood in his home state, there was a massive increase in HIV/AIDs as a result). And yes, I understand that you may be of the opinion that one abortion is too many, but again this is a misinformed view. Many abortions are medically necessary; such as those in the case of women who've suffered any number of medical complications which can result in dangerous or even deadly complications. Often times, the fetus will die before being capable of sustaining its own life outside of the mother (75% of all fertilizations are actually aborted naturally, with the majority of fetuses/blastocysts being being ejected from the body within the first couple of weeks to months). This can happen at any time throughout the pregnancy for any reason, and when miscarriage occurs later in the pregnancy, a procedure is often needed to remove the decaying fetus before it kills the mother like it did back in the olden days. In other situations, the fetus is alive but due to genetic defects during its growth in the womb (like lungs developing outside of chest cavity) would be unable to survive outside of the mother for more than a few moments before death after being delivered. Then of course you have cases such as rape and incest, as well as the argument that forcing an individual inherently incapable of taking care of a child to give birth is morally reprehensible. Yes we do have an adoption system (which is overcrowded and complicated) as well as a series of social safety nets (which are under-funded, socially stigmatized, and likely won't survive a Trump presidency) but for the reasons already listed and a multitude of others, these are not sustainable practices for societal growth and advancement. Nobody wakes up in the morning and says "I want to kill babies." To simplify the arguments of those you disagree with in such a manner does a disservice to you, them, and the debate as a whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 inb4 dismissive "Whatever, sheep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I did not this is some liberal acting like a smartass because they like abortions and want to kill babies You do realize that Planned Parenthood spends zero federal dollars on abortion, right? You also do realize that you have no right to vote to restrict access for women to healthcare, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 You do realize that Planned Parenthood spends zero federal dollars on abortion, right? You also do realize that you have no right to vote to restrict access for women to healthcare, right? Who am I kidding? Of course you don't S: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 I did not this is some liberal acting like a smartass because they like abortions and want to kill babies *Hits repeatedly with snow shovel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 *Hits repeatedly with snow shovel* I still don't get the reference but the beating stands. Mini_Ghost[/member] when you :fap: you kill millions of babies. YOU MURDERER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Make our own malaprop idioms, are we? A malaprop in this thread? That's unpresidented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Threads like this make me wonder how many sobbing PMs Luuv has in his inbox from Ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 At least they're short. He only seems to have Westpark and Astro plugged into his comedic insult superlative generator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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