Fawlstout Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 (edited) I’m just thinking about how much I want to love a bird. Boop its sweet beak. Emulsify those tender wings. Teach and condition it to use a 26 letter alphabet. Yep Edited January 6, 2023 by Fawlstout Damn 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 Oh, you know... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I'm imagining somebody at Mars, Incorporated standing up in the conference room going "FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING GIRLBOSS M&MS!" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawlstout Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) I migrated to new lands. I am sure nothing of value is lost if nothing ventured won out. You can take that directly to the African Military. Edited January 7, 2023 by Fawlstout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I wish I had learned the language of love: Romulan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 (edited) Thanks to a rare stroke of good luck, I suddenly became $350 richer today. What is this I’m feeling? Is it…relief? I could get used to this. Edited January 7, 2023 by The_annoying_one 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Oh fuck I hate you, damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 12 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh fuck I hate you, damn it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Vela said: On topic: I'm thinking about going sailing. And now, I have "Sailing" by Christopher Cross in my head. Edited January 8, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: And now... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) *sees the Recent Topics bar on the front page* Somehow, Palpatine the bots returned. Edited January 8, 2023 by Seight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Man, we can really get carried away with the meme posting. (Sorry, DragonSinger. Didn't meant to screw up your thread.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 (edited) I'm thinking of football. Edited January 8, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 Coonery is a wild ass trait 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Stop notifying me about the falcons...fuck them. We out of it, idgaf if we win or lost yesterday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 "Salt and vinegar" chips..... Isn't salt basically on all potato chips? Why not just call them "vinegar chips"? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 I wish you were still here so I could go to you for advice because I could really use some from you right now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: "Salt and vinegar" chips..... Isn't salt basically on all potato chips? Why not just call them "vinegar chips"? I see some bags say "sea" salt I guess to make it sound like some shit you otherwise wouldn't have but yeah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I see some bags say "sea" salt I guess to make it sound like some shit you otherwise wouldn't have but yeah This. Also, some are lightly salted or not even salted at all. They have to distinguish every variety of flavor. I think it's the law...or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 I am again trying to convince myself this isn't Jon Stewart randomly showing up in the latest issue of Consumer Reports 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 The tiny bit of an optimist in me thinks things are starting to look up for me The much bigger pessimist in me is wondering when I’m gonna fall. Why do I gotta be this way? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Status: Curious as to why this week's episode of Being The Elite showed up as age-restricted when I tried to post it in the YouTube thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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André Toulon Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 Goddammit, I'm trying to find out if Shamar's parents are siblings or was this bullshit....I don't gaf about Shemar Moore....not even spelled the same and no, I didn't mean Shemar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 What if in a way Victreebell is actually upside down all the time? Itd really look like this 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 (edited) Why didn't I ask out that blue-eyed girl I shared a few classes with in the seventh grade? I knew she liked me. Why didn't I just man up and ask her out before she moved away? Edited January 11, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Hunkered down in the basement because of tornado warnings. Also, I found out this morning that I have staph infection in my toe. Today’s been….yeah….. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 ^Hang in here, man. Two and a half more hours of work and I'm done for the evening. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 13, 2023 Share Posted January 13, 2023 I'm thinking that if I have to babysit grown-ups, I'm going to advocate for severe beatings for poor behavior. Especially if that behavior keeps happening. 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Ordering shit that I don’t really need from Amazon at 4:30am. What have I become? Spoiler That’s rhetorical, by the way. I don’t really care. Edited January 14, 2023 by The_annoying_one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawlstout Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) Quote “So we are not asking about a villain, but about a clever villain, such as Q. Indeed, I hear the voice of the philosopher, Epicurus, but you have forgotten what to say to you. From this difficulty, as Accius says, those deceitful talkers were born of malice. But many bad feelings. For the things by which pleasures are produced are not in the power of the wise. Who is so unlike man? So that there are no proverbs truer than your dogmas. If anything besides virtue is to be considered in goods. But he clearly says what he understands. Paulus, when he was bringing the Persian king captive, was he transported by the same river? He who is thus affected, you will never prove to be happy; But too much. For every one will be able to depart from himself before he loses his appetite for those things which are conducive to him. I believe that you mean our relatives Sirone and Philodemus, both excellent men and learned men. Don't expect that from me now. What then? Is it the same thing that you are resisting? Thus he will leave two, of which he will consider again and again. Let us see what you said about friendship. The same things remain in a different way. What, then, is the point of speaking gloriously, except to speak constantly? Of the former kind is docility, memory; He says that these things are important, and that they cannot be lived by any means; Blessed, he said. But I think that there is no judgment of beasts. Whom the descent of the Tiber on that festival day caused so much joy, as much as L. Of whom nothing should be thought to be done without cause. Three kinds of goods; Now I will tell you about pleasure, of course I know nothing about it, but I trust that you yourself will prove it. I mean that what he says is perfectly coherent. Can we say the same Torquatus? Now you try it on him. Why go to Archyta after Tarentum? They indicate the children in whom nature is seen as in mirrors. But still there is something which is not permitted to us, but is permitted to them. The pain is usually mitigated by the fuel of strength, greatness of mind, patience, and fortitude. So I leave you in this way, my best husband and, as you know, your most loving. Not exactly, says he, but I mean that all who are without pain are in pleasure, and that indeed is the highest. Rather, it inflames, so that they seem to be controlling rather than teaching. The pain is usually mitigated by the fuel of strength, greatness of mind, patience, and fortitude. Almost all things are called by the one name of genius, and those who have these virtues are called geniuses. For neither is he righteous as long as he fears, and certainly if he ceases to fear, he will not be” Lucius Annaeus Seneca ‘References to Epicurus’ 64 AD Edited January 14, 2023 by Fawlstout Expound “to” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 14, 2023 Author Share Posted January 14, 2023 Mindy Kaling didn't realize she had reached the stage of "Look at that bitch over there eating crackers" with multiple demographics, pressed her luck with Velma, and now folks are using it as a legitimate excuse to get their lashings in. 😂 It has really been something to see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 It is I, the person that falls in the middle of the Venn Diagram of "likes NASCAR" and "likes Wiz Khalifa (and also Cypress Hill)" https://www.jayski.com/2023/01/14/wiz-khalifa-to-perform-during-race-break-at-nascars-busch-light-clash/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted January 15, 2023 Share Posted January 15, 2023 It's really really weird seeing someone you went to collage with for four years pop up on every screen in your house every other time Marvels puts out a movie. FUCKEN WEIRD! There's SO MANY of them and you're in like ELEVEN OF THEM so every fricken two years you invade my home w/o any "Oh hi, and how have you been," MAKES ME WANNA SLAP THAT BONE STRUCTURE OUTTA YOUR FACE except that I know you're too quick cause I've sparred with you before justgetthefuckouttamyhouse Bass! ::takes a deep breath and calmly sips more coffee:: Thank you, that is all. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share Posted January 16, 2023 People, it's real easy to not hate watch that shitty ass show with Todrick, I promise. At least The Last Of Us comes on tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 Going to Wal-Mart with 3 little boys between the ages of 3 and 6 is…not fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 On 1/14/2023 at 5:05 PM, DragonSinger said: Mindy Kaling didn't realize she had reached the stage of "Look at that bitch over there eating crackers" with multiple demographics, pressed her luck with Velma, and now folks are using it as a legitimate excuse to get their lashings in. 😂 It has really been something to see. I actually watched the first two episodes. Velma is only smart because she steadfastly believes stereotypes, and her conclusions drawn from them are right every time. She wasn't surprised that her father uses drugs because he's a lawyer, so of course he uses drugs. Fred is a blond hair blue eyed handsome boy with a small penis and rich parents, so of course he'll somehow get out of trouble eventually. At least Scooby was given his proper respect by being completely left out of this abomination; I swear "Shaggy" or Velma better not start smoking weed and seeing a talking dog. (As I typed that out just now, I realized it's a possibility.) I'm gonna probably watch the entire series because I hate myself. Oh well. I just found out Mindy's brother fabricated his appearance to look more black so he could get into medical school. Truly an awful, opportunistic family. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Insipid said: I actually watched the first two episodes. Velma is only smart because she steadfastly believes stereotypes, and her conclusions drawn from them are right every time. She wasn't surprised that her father uses drugs because he's a lawyer, so of course he uses drugs. Fred is a blond hair blue eyed handsome boy with a small penis and rich parents, so of course he'll somehow get out of trouble eventually. At least Scooby was given his proper respect by being completely left out of this abomination; I swear "Shaggy" or Velma better not start smoking weed and seeing a talking dog. (As I typed that out just now, I realized it's a possibility.) I'm gonna probably watch the entire series because I hate myself. Oh well. I just found out Mindy's brother fabricated his appearance to look more black so he could get into medical school. Truly an awful, opportunistic family. I've seen enough reviews at this point to tell this show is another "Hey, what if the people working on the reboot hated the source material they're rebooting?" episode. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted January 16, 2023 Author Share Posted January 16, 2023 Why in the hell am I just finding out the dude behind Chernobyl worked on The Last of Us? That should have been all over their damn advertising in giant fucking letters. The casting alone got me hyped for what's to come along with the premiere, but now I'm really gon' be eatin' good. The folks whining about Ellie not being wank material-I mean for not being a twin to the 14-year-old character, look even goofier too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 (edited) Should I just go ahead and get iRacing and pay out the butt for everything required to have the best driving sim experience ever? (This is a rhetorical question.) Edited January 16, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 16, 2023 Share Posted January 16, 2023 I inadvertently fell asleep with a nicotine patch on. Bizarre, vivid dreams. At least they weren't nightmarish this time 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Counting down the days til my tattoo appointment. I'm getting a Mjolnir tat on my chest, colored in the transgender flag colors. Surrounding it, I want to get the phrase "Trans pride will not be denied" in Norse runes as part of that tattoo.Meanwhile, I also plan to finish another tattoo I have. It's the phrase "Be gay, do crime" in runes. Plan is to have each rune colored in a different color of the Progress Pride flag. I also want to get the estradiol molecule on my left collarbone and a vegvísir (Norse compass) on my right shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 There are three things that one should never do in a language in which one lacks native proficiency: tell a joke, cast a spell, or get a tattoo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Of course she would get a tattoo of a tittle skittle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Of course she would get a tattoo of a tittle skittle. What I'm waiting for is "Honk if you love Jesus" in old Norse, and her being none the wiser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 Just now remembering the warehouse worker on Friday asking me if I knew about different Mel Brooks movies because his coworkers over there didn't know anything he was talking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted January 17, 2023 Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) Some people just can't help themselves. Edited January 17, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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