bnmjy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Labia shaped speakers vibrating to the beat of Pussy Lipa's "Levitating" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 Why is it always my shitposts? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 hour ago, DragonSinger said: Why is it always my shitposts? Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????? You're trying to be the adult around a bunch of children...you kinda asked for this 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 8, 2021 Author Share Posted September 8, 2021 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: You're trying to be the adult around a bunch of children...you kinda asked for this Bah! I want my book tweets to get as many likes and retweets as my shitposts! *Throws table* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 spaghetti and fish sticks for dinner tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 Kielbasa and rice for dinner tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 .... I hate Shinji ... he's such a bitch 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 Okay, y'all aren't liking my book posts but y'all are subscribing. 😍 I like money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Tornado warnings blaring all through out the house…. Not sure what happened yet but loud bang, and the news says something went down just now. anyways…. See y’all in the funny pages 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 13 hours ago, Vamped said: .... I hate Shinji ... he's such a bitch Okay so I went on a spoiler tirade the day the movie came out because I was super hyped and man, lemme just say, this last one is the least bitch version of Shinji and it makes me glad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 I am about to 'OK Boomer' this dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: Okay so I went on a spoiler tirade the day the movie came out because I was super hyped and man, lemme just say, this last one is the least bitch version of Shinji and it makes me glad. I stopped like 20 mins into the last movie. He's still a bitch so far. We'll see what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 I want more fish sticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 So I stumbled upon this doing a training ... is it me ... or does this look suspiciously like detective Conan? 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: So I stumbled upon this doing a training ... is it me ... or does this look suspiciously like detective Conan? I always forget about this anime and I kinda liked it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: I always forget about this anime and I kinda liked it I forgot about it too, until it showed up in my job training XD I wonder if somebody did it intentionally or they just found a picture on the internet and was like ... good enough ... for this company wide training module 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 I'm trying really hard ... not to be mean or a troll but it's so hard In other thoughts. That Artemis Fowl movie was shit. It was just a long ass episode of the Odd Squad. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 9, 2021 Author Share Posted September 9, 2021 I...did not expect that ending of Clickbait. I also need to get off Twitter so I don't call this bitch a cunt. I am a professional, I am a professional, I am a professional, I am a- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Wondering if my stuffed up sinuses and heightened pain bs are just from flying all over the damn place and dealing with changes in temperature or if I brought something back with me that's just waiting to burst through my chest in a few days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 (edited) Why does Elsa have to take her hair down when she starts singing for real? I didn't want to watch Frozen II but the miniature did and yet in true little kid fashion, they fall asleep and leave you invested enough to finish it by yourself Edited September 10, 2021 by Vamped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Why does Elsa have to take her hair down when she starts singing for real? I didn't want to watch Frozen II but the miniature did and yet in true little kid fashion, they fall asleep and leave you invested enough to finish it by yourself Kinda glad I didn't have to suffer through it....But I'll admit....I might disney+ that shit one night out of sheer boredom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 Well shit. Looks like y'all do expect me to upload a chapter a day, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 That shit is gonna go wrong some kind of way. Why even do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Thinking of what to have for dinner at the moment. 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian_boru Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Hot chips and cottage cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 11, 2021 Author Share Posted September 11, 2021 McDonald's hit the spot tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: McDonald's hit the spot tonight. *Washes hands of sorce* 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Fired one of my managers tonight, never easy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 11, 2021 Author Share Posted September 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: *Washes hands of sorce* Look, the bread wasn't hard, the patties weren't dry, and the fries were fresh because I ask for them unsalted. If I don't have to cook shit on a working night, the bare minimum fulfills me. He who hath partaken of Taco Bell in the last five years cannot judge me. Ugh. It's so hard keeping up with a murder timeline for serial killers. Oh wait, I haven't written out an actual timeline for this. Naw, that shit is Future Me's problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 1 minute ago, DragonSinger said: Look, the bread wasn't hard, the patties weren't dry, and the fries were fresh because I ask for them unsalted. If I don't have to cook shit on a working night, the bare minimum fulfills me. He who hath partaken of Taco Bell in the last five years cannot judge me. Ugh. It's so hard keeping up with a murder timeline for serial killers. Oh wait, I haven't written out an actual timeline for this. Naw, that shit is Future Me's problem. I mean, c'mon...you seen me post about eating a day old, pre-heated hungry man out of the microwave...so I'm fully aware that I'm a fucking raccoon....but.... McDonald's, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Wondering if it's possible to sneeze so hard brain matter gets sucked through the barrier and past the sinuses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 The fish and chips I just had for dinner. I poured Elijah's Xtreme Regret sauce on the fish and started hiccupping after the first bite. But was it too hot for me? FUCK NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Wondering if it's possible to sneeze so hard brain matter gets sucked through the barrier and past the sinuses. It's possible to fracture a rib while coughing, so why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, mthor said: It's possible to fracture a rib while coughing, so why not? I've sneezed so hard that parts were paralyzed briefly. I think I don't know maths now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Made some meatballs for spaghetti and I'm just seasoning from memory and feeling(?) so I can't tell if they're good or not I feel like thats enough garlic ... prolly throw in some more just in case 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 13, 2021 Share Posted September 13, 2021 Ratchet happy hour is in full swing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 2 hours ago, Kudasai said: Ratchet happy hour is in full swing What makes it ratchet instead of just regular happy hour? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 11 minutes ago, Vamped said: What makes it ratchet instead of just regular happy hour? XD cursing, fist fights and the cops being called, all in that order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 22 minutes ago, Kudasai said: cursing, fist fights and the cops being called, all in that order. Just regular happy hour unless there's no alcohol XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) There are youtubers with clickbaity titles, "White guy shocks people with perfect Chinese!" These people tend to still have accents and not have native-like fluency, which is usually the standard for perfection. Imagine if a Chinese guy were to create a video "Chinese guy shocks people with perfect English!" while still having an accent: "Speak English and go back to your country." Check your native English-speaking privilege, lol Edited September 14, 2021 by bnmjy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Who fucking snitched? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 Need something to play. Must be out of it because I don't feel like hopping back into the Witcher 3 ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 My dreams, for more than a week now, have all included previous girlfriends. Not like sex dreams or anything like that, but they’ve been involved and usually with some sort of anger towards me or disappointment in me with things…. Example - keeping pictures of my wife in my office, while they still had feelings for me…. so… I’m thinking, what the fuck brain. It’s been like 20 years since I’ve seen these people. idk… figure that shit out Freud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: My dreams, for more than a week now, have all included previous girlfriends. Not like sex dreams or anything like that, but they’ve been involved and usually with some sort of anger towards me or disappointment in me with things…. Example - keeping pictures of my wife in my office, while they still had feelings for me…. so… I’m thinking, what the fuck brain. It’s been like 20 years since I’ve seen these people. idk… figure that shit out Freud. To dream about your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend or ex-husband/wife, that you and your ex are kissing/fighting or that you and your ex got back together again suggests that something or someone in your current life is bringing out similar feelings you felt during that relationship with your ex. The dream may be a way of alerting you to similar behavioral patterns in your current relationship. What you learn from that previous relationship may need to be applied to the present one so that you do no repeat the same mistakes. Alternatively, you may be reflecting on the positive experiences and good times that you shared with your past love. Dreams of getting back together with your ex or of your ex wanting to get back together with you may not necessarily be a reflection of reality. This dream may be triggered by some major change in your current relationship and how far you have come from those past relationships. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: To dream about your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend or ex-husband/wife, that you and your ex are kissing/fighting or that you and your ex got back together again suggests that something or someone in your current life is bringing out similar feelings you felt during that relationship with your ex. The dream may be a way of alerting you to similar behavioral patterns in your current relationship. What you learn from that previous relationship may need to be applied to the present one so that you do no repeat the same mistakes. Alternatively, you may be reflecting on the positive experiences and good times that you shared with your past love. Dreams of getting back together with your ex or of your ex wanting to get back together with you may not necessarily be a reflection of reality. This dream may be triggered by some major change in your current relationship and how far you have come from those past relationships. Do you take Aetna insurance? Checks in the mail my dude. No real changes in my marriage, that I can see, maybe subconsciously I’m picking up on something? Idk… I’ll be 38 soon, midlife brain shit? I’ve remained friends with most of my exes, a few exceptions that I’d take the blame for and wouldn’t expect forgiveness, but those ones haven’t ever been any dreams that I can recall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Just now, Sawdamizer said: Do you take Aetna insurance? Checks in the mail my dude. No real changes in my marriage, that I can see, maybe subconsciously I’m picking up on something? Idk… I’ll be 38 soon, midlife brain shit? I’ve remained friends with most of my exes, a few exceptions that I’d take the blame for and wouldn’t expect forgiveness, but those ones haven’t ever been any dreams that I can recall. It's probably midlife brain shit. Just a wave of nostalgia and thinking "what if" and all that goes with it. This past summer my midlife brain shit had me travel four hours back to the town I lived in when I graduated high school just to go to the little barbecue restaurant for a giant stuffed baked potato. It was a damn good potato, though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Nick Mason (Pink Floyd) is such an underrated drummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Blah blah gay sex blah blah balloons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted September 15, 2021 Author Share Posted September 15, 2021 I wish I had it in me to thaw some raw chicken breasts, slice 'em, and then fry 'em up. *Sighs while looking at the frozen Tyson chicken* Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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