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Happy Birthday Vamped


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Happy Birthday, Vamped.

Another year of living among the mortals.

Another year spent without feasting on their warm juices. 

Your 20 year chip is in the mail.

We here at vampires anonymous congratulate you on your sobriety and wish you a happy 385th birthday. 

You don't look a day over 180. :spookyskull:

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20 hours ago, molarbear said:

Hope you have a good one!

 

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I saw a corgi yesterday with an old lady and I debated was the corgi worth assaulting and stealing from an old lady

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Worth it .... but I didnt want to be in jail on my birthday 

 

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1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said:

Happy birthday lady, don't get shot.

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Its fine. Im enjoying relatively few gunshots now that Ive moved to another part of the city. Plenty of white people jogging at all hours.

Old ladies freely walking corgis... the corgi looking at me like its saying ... yes swipe me up and speed away 

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