ghostrek Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 in person two cats does acting like they're having a conversation like people very very very creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 You fucked those cats, didn't you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share Posted April 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, stilgar said: You fucked those cats, didn't you. no that's ran away mean it's all was in meows but it was just fucking werid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 clear and concise sentences in one thread.. pile of garbage in the next. shine on you crazy diamond. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 When I was in college I saw a group of people doing the underwear run as I was walking back from the library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 This idiot can spell subtlety but can't say his last name with his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 "I been a lot of places and I've seen a lot of things but, Sonny, I've seen one thing that beats them all" a college sophomore that wanted to know if Arkansas had gas stations and if he had to go through Colorado (from Illinois) to get there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) 6 hours ago, stilgar said: You fucked those cats, didn't you. I’m convinced the cats, in fact, took turns raping Ghosty, then making him beg to be let back up on the bed. Edited April 9, 2021 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 A grown man playing Forrest gump for sympathy when he's really just Jeb Bush. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Jesus christ my life has been really weird. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club. I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was. Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere. Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 9, 2021 Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 5 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club. I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was. Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere. Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse. 1 ok 2 ok 3 ufos or stars 4 that can happen 5 that fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 A guy in a white robe singing "I am the messiiiiiaah" on the street while two cops were following him in this: New York lived up to most of my expectations. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 My face when I look in the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I saw a man sitting directly on top of a fire hydrant once. Not leaning on the side. I'm talking on top. Like he was wearing pants, but the part that sticks up on the top of the hydrant was unquestionably pressed right up on his anus with all his body weight. It's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 (edited) A rocket launch from afar. It looked like a UFO zoomed by and blinked out of existence, but learned it was a rocket a day later. I also saw a guy get out of his car at a stop light to vomit on the street. Edited April 13, 2021 by Chapinator_X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said: also saw a guy get out of his car at a stop light to vomit on the street. Similarly, I was going to work on the "L" (Chicago). We get to the Belmont stop & 2 guys in suits get on (there's only 3 or 4 of us on the car). One of the guys suddenly bends over and heaves all over the floor, then they both leave. The rest of us scramble out of the car and onto other cars before the train takes off. The guy was outside & it was nice - he could have tossed into a platform trash can, but noooooooo, he has to get on a train to let fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) I saw it. I saw some one punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one Edited April 14, 2021 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: I saw it. I punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one W T F 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Oh in person? I'll have to get back to you on that. I know it already gets a lot of hate, but I was going to say the wall paper on your ceiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: I saw it. I punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one I really need you to clarify what this post is saying 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Oh in person? I'll have to get back to you on that. I know it already gets a lot of hate, but I was going to say the wall paper on your ceiling. when I said I saw someone punched the wall he'd get turned on becuse of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Vamped said: I really need you to clarify what this post is saying clarified I saw someone punched the wall to get turned on at my place of employment @Vamped Edited April 14, 2021 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: clarified I saw someone punched the wall to get turned on at my place of employment @Vamped What the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: I saw it. I saw some one punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one Am I the only one who read this and thought "Makes perfect sense in underworld"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: What the fuck. yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts internally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: Am I the only one who read this and thought "Makes perfect sense in underworld"? I never seen the underworld films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts internally What the fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Lower case, Ghosty. I just imagine all your coworkers like punching walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 This is the weirdest thread I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Lower case, Ghosty. I just imagine all your coworkers like punching walls. why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: This is the weirdest thread I have ever seen. on a ASMB I sought a lot weirder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, ghostrek said: on a ASMB I sought a lot weirder Yet the weirdest was always right in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Perhaps the weird topics were the friends we made along the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts internally Seriously.. STFU. They should really make you correct your bullshit before posting.. this shit is ridiculous... I should report it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 4/8/2021 at 5:21 PM, ghostrek said: in person two cats does acting like they're having a conversation like people very very very creepy You've learned their secret. You should watch your back around them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 (edited) I got no new one and guy i work with is just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry i am so so so so so so so so sorry please find it in your heart to forgive me Edited April 14, 2021 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 This is getting outrageous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, André Toulon said: This is getting outrageous Get him in DF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: I got no new one and guy i work with is just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry i am so so so so so so so so sorry please find it in your heart to forgive me That's an awful lot of "so"s for the sorry. You, uh... partying by yourself there, bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: That's an awful lot of "so"s for the sorry. You, uh... partying by yourself there, bro? well yeah but I finally had its the tables turn I'm sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: well yeah but I finally had its the tables turn I'm sorry So you've seen the error of your fear monger ways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: So you've seen the error of your fear monger ways? yes though that doesn't explain why he thinking there was a 53rd chapter of Jeremiah maybe he was getting confused with Isaiah or something it was watching some what he would call prophet giving end times prophecies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yes though that doesn't explain why he thinking there was a 53rd chapter of Jeremiah maybe he was getting confused with Isaiah or something it was watching some what he would call prophet giving end times prophecies Well, you know, fear mongers are crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: I got no new one and guy i work with is just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry i am so so so so so so so so sorry please find it in your heart to forgive me dude...wtf are you talking about? and why is this sentence gobbly gook and yet other threads are clear and concise. and even like someone else wrote it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Well, you know, fear mongers are crazy. he's also a bit of a Qanon nut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted April 14, 2021 Author Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 minute ago, discolé monade said: dude...wtf are you talking about? and why is this sentence gobbly gook and yet other threads are clear and concise. and even like someone else wrote it. I thought it was odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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