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3 minutes ago, stilgar said:

You fucked those cats, didn't you.

no that's ran away mean it's all was in meows but it was just fucking werid

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"I been a lot of places

and I've seen a lot of things

but, Sonny, I've seen one thing that beats them all"

a college sophomore that wanted to know if Arkansas had gas stations and if he had to go through Colorado (from Illinois) to get there.

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6 hours ago, stilgar said:

You fucked those cats, didn't you.

I’m convinced the cats, in fact, took turns  raping Ghosty, then making him beg to be let back up on the bed.

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I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club.

I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was.

Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. 

Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere.

Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse.

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5 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

I've seen 3 women casually masturbating with dildos porn star style in a very shallow bubble bath at a strip club.

I've seen a children's marching band practice while walking home on mushrooms, they were in uniform too so I cannot stress how amazing that was.

Strange moving lights in the sky that I have no explanation for, they just moved impossibly. 

Lots of crazy weather, not too dangerous though. Like it's sunny and 85 and suddenly softball sized hail comes from nowhere.

Lots of weird pornography. I saw some guy and his woman shoot a black bear from a tree and then fuck on the corpse.

1  ok  

2 ok

3 ufos or stars

4 that can happen

5 that fucked up

 

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I saw a man sitting directly on top of a fire hydrant once. Not leaning on the side. I'm talking on top. Like he was wearing pants, but the part that sticks up on the top of the hydrant was unquestionably pressed right up on his anus with all his body weight. It's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. 

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A rocket launch from afar. It looked like a UFO zoomed by and blinked out of existence, but learned it was a rocket a day later. 

I also saw a guy get out of his car at a stop light to vomit on the street. 

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5 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

also saw a guy get out of his car at a stop light to vomit on the street. 

Similarly, I was going to work on the "L" (Chicago).  We get to the Belmont stop & 2 guys in suits get on (there's only 3 or 4 of us on the car).  One of the guys suddenly bends over and heaves all over the floor, then they both leave.  The rest of us scramble out of the car and onto other cars before the train takes off.  

The guy was outside & it was nice - he could have tossed into a platform trash can, but noooooooo, he has to get on a train to let fly.

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I saw it. I saw some one punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one

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3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I saw it. I punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one

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I really need you to clarify what this post is saying 

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3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Oh in person? I'll have to get back to you on that. I know it already gets a lot of hate, but I was going to say the wall paper on your ceiling. 

when I said I saw someone punched the wall he'd get turned on becuse of it

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

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I really need you to clarify what this post is saying 

clarified I saw someone punched the wall to get turned on at my place of employment  @Vamped

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6 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I saw it. I saw some one punched a wall at work once just to get turned on I forgot about that one

Am I the only one who read this and thought "Makes perfect sense in underworld"?

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3 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

What the fuck.

yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird

 the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts 

internally 

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13 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird

 the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts 

internally 

What the fuck.

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

yes I have witnesses I can pull out but may I don't think they do want to join this website but I saw it and it was weird

 the kid is weirder than man and had issues worse than mine his dad is apparently was anti-lgbtq and he was in a gay and it you know cause him to have a lot of conflicts 

internally 

Seriously..  STFU.

They should really make you correct your bullshit before posting..   this shit is ridiculous...

I should report it

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On 4/8/2021 at 5:21 PM, ghostrek said:

in person

two cats does acting like they're having a conversation like people  very very very creepy

You've learned their secret.  You should watch your back around them now.

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I got no new one and guy i work with is  just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all

also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan

God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry

i am  so so so so so so so so sorry   please find it in your heart to forgive me

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3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I got no new one and guy i work with is  just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all

also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan

God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry

i am  so so so so so so so so sorry   please find it in your heart to forgive me

That's an awful lot of "so"s for the sorry.  You, uh... partying by yourself there, bro?

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Just now, scoobdog said:

That's an awful lot of "so"s for the sorry.  You, uh... partying by yourself there, bro?

well yeah but I finally had its the tables turn I'm sorry

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Just now, scoobdog said:

So you've seen the error of your fear monger ways?

yes

though that doesn't explain why he thinking there was a 53rd chapter of Jeremiah maybe he was getting confused with Isaiah or something it was watching some what he would call prophet giving end times prophecies

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2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

yes

though that doesn't explain why he thinking there was a 53rd chapter of Jeremiah maybe he was getting confused with Isaiah or something it was watching some what he would call prophet giving end times prophecies

Well, you know, fear mongers are crazy.

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3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I got no new one and guy i work with is  just freaking out because he is a Evangelical Christian(Pentecostal) he thought some group is taking Jeremiah 53 out of the Bible online the weird thing is I have three Bibles i had in print there was no Jeremiah 53 I checked them all

also saying all about the Ukrainian Russia standoff thing and us military sending troops to Taiwan

God that he said what I did to you guys for so long the North Korea shit I'm sorry

i am  so so so so so so so so sorry   please find it in your heart to forgive me

dude...wtf are you talking about?

 

and why is this sentence gobbly gook and yet other threads are clear and concise. and even like someone else wrote it. 

 

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