jackiemarie90 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 A year ago, I said I was so desperate to pass Calculus, that I would suck any dick. Well, the universe was like, "Bet?" And there is someone in my current student housing who is amazing at coding, and I am falling extremely behind in my coding class that he is also taking. And he helped me with some labs already, but when we were having a house dance, I ran away from him. 🤣 And he is ignoring my texts for help earlier this week. LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 So to clarify, I will not fuck anyone or suck dick for educational help, but maybe I fucking should cause then I would not fail my assignments!! 😆 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 If passing any sort of math class was the determining factor of me getting laid, I would have never had sex, and would die a virgin. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 16, 2020 Author Share Posted September 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, resurrected said: If passing any sort of math class was the determining factor of me getting laid, I would have never had sex, and would die a virgin. I mean for someone who might be on the ace spectrum, this also isn't a motivating factor. I've been feeling so overwhelmed with school lately tho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Just now, jackiemarie90 said: I mean for someone who might be on the ace spectrum, this also isn't a motivating factor. I've been feeling so overwhelmed with school lately tho. It's a trying time for lots of people right now. Not only the stress of school, but the stress caused by a pandemic and riots, etc. This has easily been the worst year since 2001. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 41 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: A year ago, I said I was so desperate to pass Calculus, that I would suck any dick. Well, the universe was like, "Bet?" And there is someone in my current student housing who is amazing at coding, and I am falling extremely behind in my coding class that he is also taking. And he helped me with some labs already, but when we were having a house dance, I ran away from him. 🤣 And he is ignoring my texts for help earlier this week. LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 So to clarify, I will not fuck anyone or suck dick for educational help, but maybe I fucking should cause then I would not fail my assignments!! 😆 odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You should save yourself for the one you truley love though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Cau said: but....then you get the virgins, right? Like....a hundred of 'em, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Just now, Mix said: but....then you get the virgins, right? Like....a hundred of 'em, right? What would I even do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 the universe knows you were bullshitting lol. you got your chance right here but you havent learned any calculus yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 this just means you have standards. aim for something higher. for example, is the professor reasonably fuckable? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 I can hook you up with my brother 😉 I mean not sexually, but if you have some money he can do your coding. He's currently studying engineering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cau said: What would I even do with them? y'know that's a good question... I'm surprised no one's ever bothered to ask that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: y'know that's a good question... I'm surprised no one's ever bothered to ask that I can't work hard enough to support 100 virgins. That's too much for one cau. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cau said: I can't work hard enough to support 100 virgins. That's too much for one cau. yeah, and you certainly can't let them work. Think of the after work stories x100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 3 hours ago, Cau said: I can't work hard enough to support 100 virgins. That's too much for one cau. It would be weird to go to heaven and experience years of awkward fucking before you all become sluts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: odd STFU, there is nothing odd....jackie made a hyperbolic statement, which after the opportunity arose she realized that there is no way she'd do what she thoughtlessly blurted out a while back....That's it, there is nothing odd about it. What is odd is that I still think the calculus dude is closer to getting his dick sucked than you'll ever be even after getting a hard nope. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 I'm not allowed to rail on him anymore... so I'll like others 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I'm not allowed to rail on him anymore... so I'll like others Damn, how'd you earn that badge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 19 minutes ago, BlackNoir said: Damn, how'd you earn that badge... Consistency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 You can't just give the universe ideas that make it go "Huh, I hadn't considered that." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 11 hours ago, resurrected said: If passing any sort of math class was the determining factor of me getting laid, I would have never had sex, and would die a virgin. Man, I would've been friggin Gene Simmons. Somewhere, in some alternate universe.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 9 hours ago, bnmjy said: I can hook you up with my brother 😉 I mean not sexually, but if you have some money he can do your coding. He's currently studying engineering. DO NOT DO THIS if you might want to have coding be a part of your career. You're cheating no one but yourself. I know from experience. Better to learn while failing and potentially retake the class until you pass than passing without learning what you're supposed to be learning. You're not in college because everyone around you says you need to be, you're in college because you want to be. Don't waste it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, BlackNoir said: STFU, there is nothing odd....jackie made a hyperbolic statement, which after the opportunity arose she realized that there is no way she'd do what she thoughtlessly blurted out a while back....That's it, there is nothing odd about it. What is odd is that I still think the calculus dude is closer to getting his dick sucked than you'll ever be even after getting a hard nope. well I'm about ready to go to the monastery any ways Edited September 16, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 (edited) Meh any decent university is supposed to have tutors and extracurricular services anyway arent they. I know that always seemed like a joke to me.. I prefer to work for a living anyway as opposed to betting on a degree to open doors. Edited September 16, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 lol careful what you wish for 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cockeyemonocle Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 9:38 PM, jackiemarie90 said: A year ago, I said I was so desperate to pass Calculus, that I would suck any dick. Well, the universe was like, "Bet?" And there is someone in my current student housing who is amazing at coding, and I am falling extremely behind in my coding class that he is also taking. And he helped me with some labs already, but when we were having a house dance, I ran away from him. 🤣 And he is ignoring my texts for help earlier this week. LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣 So to clarify, I will not fuck anyone or suck dick for educational help, but maybe I fucking should cause then I would not fail my assignments!! 😆 like you'd know what to do with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 6:54 PM, resurrected said: It's a trying time for lots of people right now. Not only the stress of school, but the stress caused by a pandemic and riots, etc. This has easily been the worst year since 2001. I think school has been exacerbating other stress as well, makes it hard to refocus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 7:09 PM, Mix said: Thanks bender, you da best! ❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 8:07 PM, Mortir said: You should save yourself for the one you truley love though. But what if I'm afraid to love people though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 8:09 PM, Cau said: Probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 8:34 PM, Distortedreasoning said: the universe knows you were bullshitting lol. you got your chance right here but you havent learned any calculus yet. Yeah, I guess I just actually have to try. lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 8:36 PM, nameraka said: this just means you have standards. aim for something higher. for example, is the professor reasonably fuckable? I mean, I'm sure they are married, but they are very nice people. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 8:36 PM, bnmjy said: I can hook you up with my brother 😉 I mean not sexually, but if you have some money he can do your coding. He's currently studying engineering. So am I, but doing badly! 🤣 But I know I gotta learn it for myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/16/2020 at 3:54 AM, Seight said: You can't just give the universe ideas that make it go "Huh, I hadn't considered that." Dammit why can't the universe just make me better automatically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 9/16/2020 at 5:57 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Man, I would've been friggin Gene Simmons. Somewhere, in some alternate universe.... You still can! 😮 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 19 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Meh any decent university is supposed to have tutors and extracurricular services anyway arent they. I know that always seemed like a joke to me.. I prefer to work for a living anyway as opposed to betting on a degree to open doors. It's harder to get help on online classes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 hours ago, NNN said: lol careful what you wish for I wish I became a brilliant student and understood mathematics quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Guest cockeyemonocle said: like you'd know what to do with it I never know whose alt is who, therefore I cannot be offended if I don't know you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: But what if I'm afraid to love people though. 🤷♀️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: You still can! 😮 Once covid dies down and/or I move out of my parents' house I'm gonna get on that bumble app, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I never know whose alt is who, therefore I cannot be offended if I don't know you lol Wasn't important....They were gone before you replied. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 9 hours ago, jackiemarie90 said: Yeah, I guess I just actually have to try. lmao yup you'll have to get of your lazy butt and try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 Hmmmmmm. Mmmk then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 On 9/15/2020 at 10:47 PM, Cau said: I can't work hard enough to support 100 virgins. That's too much for one cau. You dont have to support them, you'll be dead Probably might want to be more curious about wtf these 100 virgins are ... does God keep like a stack of souls that never become human so they can be virgin rewards .... or like ... are they something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: You dont have to support them, you'll be dead Probably might want to be more curious about wtf these 100 virgins are ... does God keep like a stack of souls that never become human so they can be virgin rewards .... or like ... are they something else dead babies mountains of 'em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mix said: dead babies mountains of 'em So you get 100 dead baby virgin ghosts...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 29 minutes ago, Vamped said: So you get 100 dead baby virgin ghosts...? Hey, the contract only stipulated the number of virgins. Not their age, gender, attractiveness level, none of that.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 44 minutes ago, Vamped said: You dont have to support them, you'll be dead Probably might want to be more curious about wtf these 100 virgins are ... does God keep like a stack of souls that never become human so they can be virgin rewards .... or like ... are they something else You can't possibly know I won't have to support them. Who's gonna buy the ghost food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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