ITasteLikeSex Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 I AM BEST PERSON AND MAKE MANY MONEYS XD U VIRGIN LOSERS XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SylyntNyt Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 UR WORDS R MEEN! 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 NEVER HAD HEIGHT BUT HE GOT HEAT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Fail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 49 minutes ago, Quackers said: short people got no reason to live Kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 32 minutes ago, Le Guignon said: Kill me. death by Randy Newman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Guignon Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 46 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: death by Randy Newman I had to Google who that was. My only take away was that he did some sort of song I slightly remember from Toy Story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 I don't hate short people, I AM short people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Nah, shorties make me feel tall with my average height. They cool. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 7 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I AM BEST PERSON AND MAKE MANY MONEYS XD U VIRGIN LOSERS XD excuse me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 tfw 6'2" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 minute ago, empty said: tfw 2'6" u shrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 naraku: "my parents are republican and told me that i'd grow up to be one" ITLS: *stays short forever* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 (edited) Edited June 3, 2020 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 In high school, I was standing next to a kid who was legit a whole foot taller than me. I made a joke about how short I was in comparison, and this boy deadass asked me why I didn’t just grow. Like, he believed I could just will myself to be taller or something... 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 15 hours ago, Quackers said: short people got no reason to live Yes we do. Watching tall people run into shit. I get a burst of petty joy when you tall motherfuckers ram right into chandeliers that I was too short to even notice. Bonus petty joy when it's the top of a door frame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Raptorpat said: u shrot That's not what I posted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 29 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: Yes we do. Watching tall people run into shit. I get a burst of petty joy when you tall motherfuckers ram right into chandeliers that I was too short to even notice. Bonus petty joy when it's the top of a door frame. Me when the shorties ask me to get them something off the top shelf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 16 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I AM BEST PERSON AND MAKE MANY MONEYS XD U VIRGIN LOSERS XD You say this, but you're not counting your Benefits While others struggle to figure out what to do with their legs on a plane, you can silently mock them You can probably fit into the back seat of a two door car without hitting your head on the roof every time there's a bump You also don't have to bend as far to pet Dogs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 46 minutes ago, empty said: That's not what I posted! Porve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 Danny Trejo is ok for a short person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 hour ago, molarbear said: You say this, but you're not counting your Benefits While others struggle to figure out what to do with their legs on a plane, you can silently mock them You can probably fit into the back seat of a two door car without hitting your head on the roof every time there's a bump You also don't have to bend as far to pet Dogs Fine. The plane thing totally works out in their favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 41 minutes ago, discole monade said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 19 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said: I AM BEST PERSON AND MAKE MANY MONEYS XD U VIRGIN LOSERS XD Don't get short with me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 44 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Don't get short with me! TOO LATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: TOO LATE "Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: "Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Raptorpat said: Porve it Why are you being like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I lash out for attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Raptorpat said: I lash out for attention I'll pray for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neko Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 Short people are usually short with others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted June 5, 2020 Author Share Posted June 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, Neko said: Short people are usually short with others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 8 hours ago, Neko said: Short people are usually short with others. 😥Neko, don't be a Sponges. That's how you get a weird butthole. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 [attack of the 4' 11" girl] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 when remember you lied to your online girlfriend that you were taller than her at 5"2 and now you have to meet in person but then you remember you dont care because there's a lot more things for her to be disappointed in besides your height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) tfw 6'7" 245 lb. Adonis with chiseled abs and rock-hard delts and thighs and 8" cock. PM for Tinder dtf. Edited June 5, 2020 by empty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, empty said: tfw 6'7" 245 lb. Adonis with chiseled abs and rock-hard delts and thighs and 8" cock. PM for Tinder dtf. What about Grindr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: What about Grindr? PM for Grindr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, empty said: PM for Grindr Im just gonna skip asking for it and stuff your PMs full of peenies that dont belong to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 That's fine. I'm not afraid of the penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 hours ago, empty said: That's fine. I'm not afraid of the penis. yes but what about the peenies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted June 5, 2020 Share Posted June 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: yes but what about the peenies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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