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Posted
46 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

death by Randy Newman

I had to Google who that was.

My only take away was that he did some sort of song I  slightly remember from Toy Story.

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Posted

In high school, I was standing next to a kid who was legit a whole foot taller than me. I made a joke about how short I was in comparison, and this boy deadass asked me why I didn’t just grow. Like, he believed I could just will myself to be taller or something... 😐

Posted
15 hours ago, Quackers said:

short people got no reason to live

Yes we do. Watching tall people run into shit. I get a burst of petty joy when you tall motherfuckers ram right into chandeliers that I was too short to even notice. Bonus petty joy when it's the top of a door frame. 

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Posted
29 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

Yes we do. Watching tall people run into shit. I get a burst of petty joy when you tall motherfuckers ram right into chandeliers that I was too short to even notice. Bonus petty joy when it's the top of a door frame. 

Me when the shorties ask me to get them something off the top shelf 

cartoon hangover bravest warriors GIF

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Posted
16 hours ago, ITasteLikeSex said:

I AM BEST PERSON AND MAKE MANY MONEYS XD U VIRGIN LOSERS XD

You say this, but you're not counting your Benefits

While others struggle to figure out what to do with their legs on a plane, you can silently mock them

You can probably fit into the back seat of a two door car without hitting your head on the roof every time there's a bump

You also don't have to bend as far to pet Dogs

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Posted
1 hour ago, molarbear said:

You say this, but you're not counting your Benefits

While others struggle to figure out what to do with their legs on a plane, you can silently mock them

You can probably fit into the back seat of a two door car without hitting your head on the roof every time there's a bump

You also don't have to bend as far to pet Dogs

Fine. The plane thing totally works out in their favor

Posted

when remember you lied to your online girlfriend that you were taller than her at 5"2 and now you have to meet in person

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but then you remember you dont care because there's a lot more things for her to be disappointed in besides your height. 

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Posted
24 minutes ago, empty said:

tfw 6'7" 245 lb. Adonis with chiseled abs and rock-hard delts and thighs and 8" cock.

 

PM for Tinder dtf.

What about Grindr?

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