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Chimp

Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway?

It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it.

Like cuck.

Simple? Does it mean simple?

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1 hour ago, TrylSyz said:

Simp.

Being proud of his wife for doing a tough job outside of the office makes Sponges a simp?

You either don't know what the word entails, or you're just bad at making jokes.

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12 minutes ago, Gyaos said:

Being proud of his wife for doing a tough job outside of the office makes Sponges a simp?

You either don't know what the word entails, or you're just bad at making jokes.

Um no he's a simp for buying into the LIBERAL MEDIA'S story about this FAKE PANDEMIC

Or maybe it's because he helps out around the house? But wouldn't that be more of a cuck thing idk I think cuck and simp mean the same thing which is to say neither one of them means much of anything really

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Damnit i wanted bucket to  explain it for me.

First one- I mean, I don't really have to win her over (and to be honest I'm not really doing that much)

Second one- also lol at both 'chivalry' and expecting sexual gratification. I'm married.

Three- no red carpet, just appreciate my baby and everything she brings to the table.

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1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

She is able to work from home, and i realize not all people (myself included) have that ability so I don't mean to brag about it, but goddamn. 

She has her office set up and she's doing her spreadsheets and conference calls and all her accounting whatnot and i think thats just amazing. 

I've been doing chores around the house and trying to pitch in as much as possible, but she's up there working hard (she's on break right now watching tv, but she deserves that) all day.

Says sometimes she's busier here than she was at the office. 

Its amazing and i love her for it.

Sorry just had to get that off my chest. 

this is awesome!

You should reward her by posting a picture of your Dog....in this thread...

 

 

please

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A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return.

Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. 

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15 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return.

Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. 

Or "incel."

I miss the days when "loser" was the all-encompassing insult.

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2 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said:

A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return.

Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. 

Depending on who you ask, a simp is also "someone who posts something positive at a female online."

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A few comments:

1. Sponges has been busting just as much as me. He just never gives himself enough credit. 

2. Pictures of pupper doggos are always a perfect reward. 

3. My coworkers have been trying to plan out a virtual happy hour soon and I've been trying to convince Sponges to join the call in his predator mask to scare all the old bitties in other financial departments. 

4. No fake pandemic otherwise idk why I'm busting ass trying to shuffle around a budget to save a university's ass from a 13.5mil revenue loss from everything. 

5. I am surprised he hasn't done the Wild Bill dance in the background of any of my calls yet. 

6. The doggo tried to join my important call with the college Deans and it was hilarious. 

7. Bucket is a loser and I have promised Sponges an extra bj just to spite him.

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Posted
2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

have you been to Ohio and do you play Magic the Gathering because that's a popular thing people show me at my local card shop when  it was open so

Posted
3 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

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You've rollerbladed past her in your underpants wearing a towel-cape while she's on a Zoom-meeting, haven't you? o.O

I thought the same thing. Every TikTok since Quarantine began with one work from home partner 😆

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1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Sponges got an extra bj out of this.   So who’s the fuckin “simp” now? 😆

Rite?

I'm an awesome wingman. 

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2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

have you been to Ohio and do you play Magic the Gathering because that's a popular thing people show me at my local card shop when  it was open so

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10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Chimp

Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway?

It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it.

Like cuck.

Simple? Does it mean simple?

I blame Idubbbz.

Posted
30 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'd absolutely hate to work from home. When I'm AT work, I'm ready to work. When I'm at home, fuck work. Fuck it all to hell. The absolute best thing about not being a student anymore is not having to deal with fucking homework.

Meh, it has taken some adjusting but not terrible. 

Downsides: No real home/work separation to destress. Feeling like it never ends

Upsides: I get to play any music as loud as I want. I also can fuck off and check my phone at random times and not get caught. 

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When I think of a simp, I think of a guy that sucks up to woman, hoping to get eventually with her, but always getting rejected. I suppose a husband can be a simp, but I don't consider a man being proud of his wife working hard to be simping.

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3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Don't forget you get the cat snuggling with you on your chair too sometimes. 

After about an hour or 2 of her tapping and nipping at me to pet her while I'm trying to work. She's a lil bitch but I love her.

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19 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

I thought the same thing. Every TikTok since Quarantine began with one work from home partner 😆

"Hey honey? I know you have a massive presentation that you are prepping for the online meeting in a few hours but could you come over here, face the phone, bend over and shake your ponytail? I got something I want to try after playing video games for the past 48 hours..." 

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On 4/29/2020 at 12:06 PM, SwimModSponges said:

Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway?

It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it.

Like cuck.

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2020/04/29/if-you-arent-celibate-youre-a-simp-declares-celibate-redditor/#more-104156

As one commenter wrote, "I just can’t take the word “simp” seriously because of it’s use in the Judge Dredd comic. Simps were a sub culture of Mega City One who rebelled against the mores of the place by dressing as colourful clowns."

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