Popular Post SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Popular Post Posted April 29, 2020 She is able to work from home, and i realize not all people (myself included) have that ability so I don't mean to brag about it, but goddamn. She has her office set up and she's doing her spreadsheets and conference calls and all her accounting whatnot and i think thats just amazing. I've been doing chores around the house and trying to pitch in as much as possible, but she's up there working hard (she's on break right now watching tv, but she deserves that) all day. Says sometimes she's busier here than she was at the office. Its amazing and i love her for it. Sorry just had to get that off my chest. 8 2
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) Chimp Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway? It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it. Like cuck. Simple? Does it mean simple? Edited April 29, 2020 by SwimModSponges 1
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 What does it mean though? Bucket can you explain what it means i don't understand it.
Gyaos Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, TrylSyz said: Simp. Being proud of his wife for doing a tough job outside of the office makes Sponges a simp? You either don't know what the word entails, or you're just bad at making jokes. 1
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gyaos said: You either don't know what the word entails, *raises hand* bucket please tell me what simp means.
Swimmod_Luna Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Gyaos said: Being proud of his wife for doing a tough job outside of the office makes Sponges a simp? You either don't know what the word entails, or you're just bad at making jokes. Um no he's a simp for buying into the LIBERAL MEDIA'S story about this FAKE PANDEMIC Or maybe it's because he helps out around the house? But wouldn't that be more of a cuck thing idk I think cuck and simp mean the same thing which is to say neither one of them means much of anything really
Gyaos Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: *raises hand* bucket please tell me what simp means.
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 Damnit i wanted bucket to explain it for me. First one- I mean, I don't really have to win her over (and to be honest I'm not really doing that much) Second one- also lol at both 'chivalry' and expecting sexual gratification. I'm married. Three- no red carpet, just appreciate my baby and everything she brings to the table.
stilgar Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 This is what I picture when I see someone use the word simp. 1 2
molarbear Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: She is able to work from home, and i realize not all people (myself included) have that ability so I don't mean to brag about it, but goddamn. She has her office set up and she's doing her spreadsheets and conference calls and all her accounting whatnot and i think thats just amazing. I've been doing chores around the house and trying to pitch in as much as possible, but she's up there working hard (she's on break right now watching tv, but she deserves that) all day. Says sometimes she's busier here than she was at the office. Its amazing and i love her for it. Sorry just had to get that off my chest. this is awesome! You should reward her by posting a picture of your Dog....in this thread... please
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 Not sure how that would reward her but always happy to post my pup. 2
molarbear Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Not sure how that would reward her but always happy to post my pup. In these trying times some people just need a fix
Chapinator_X Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return. Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. Edited April 29, 2020 by Chapinator-800
Gyaos Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 15 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said: A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return. Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. Or "incel." I miss the days when "loser" was the all-encompassing insult.
katt_goddess Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 ... You've rollerbladed past her in your underpants wearing a towel-cape while she's on a Zoom-meeting, haven't you? 2
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 I've not, but I have said hi to her coworkers while wearing pajamas. 2
Seight Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Chapinator-800 said: A simp is someone who lets anyone walk all over them knowing that they’ll get nothing in return. Someone who lets anyone walk all over them expecting something in return when nothing was ever promised would be involuntarily celibate. Depending on who you ask, a simp is also "someone who posts something positive at a female online." 1
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 A few comments: 1. Sponges has been busting just as much as me. He just never gives himself enough credit. 2. Pictures of pupper doggos are always a perfect reward. 3. My coworkers have been trying to plan out a virtual happy hour soon and I've been trying to convince Sponges to join the call in his predator mask to scare all the old bitties in other financial departments. 4. No fake pandemic otherwise idk why I'm busting ass trying to shuffle around a budget to save a university's ass from a 13.5mil revenue loss from everything. 5. I am surprised he hasn't done the Wild Bill dance in the background of any of my calls yet. 6. The doggo tried to join my important call with the college Deans and it was hilarious. 7. Bucket is a loser and I have promised Sponges an extra bj just to spite him. 1 6
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 Just now, Dr. MrsGirlfriend said: A few comments: 1. Sponges has been busting just as much as me @ghostrek 2 1
Bouvre Posted April 29, 2020 Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) I love this thread with all my heart. At least, the original post. Edited April 29, 2020 by Bouvre
SwimModSponges Posted April 29, 2020 Author Posted April 29, 2020 I think it all came back around nicely in the end. 1
ghostrek Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: @ghostrek have you been to Ohio and do you play Magic the Gathering because that's a popular thing people show me at my local card shop when it was open so
1pooh4u Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Sponges got an extra bj out of this. So who’s the fuckin “simp” now? 😆 2
1pooh4u Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, katt_goddess said: ... You've rollerbladed past her in your underpants wearing a towel-cape while she's on a Zoom-meeting, haven't you? I thought the same thing. Every TikTok since Quarantine began with one work from home partner 😆 1
ghostrek Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: No and no. odd coincidence than
Nytlyt Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: Sponges got an extra bj out of this. So who’s the fuckin “simp” now? 😆 Rite? I'm an awesome wingman. 1
stilgar Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: have you been to Ohio and do you play Magic the Gathering because that's a popular thing people show me at my local card shop when it was open so 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 10 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Chimp Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway? It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it. Like cuck. Simple? Does it mean simple? I blame Idubbbz.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 I'd absolutely hate to work from home. When I'm AT work, I'm ready to work. When I'm at home, fuck work. Fuck it all to hell. The absolute best thing about not being a student anymore is not having to deal with fucking homework. 1
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 30 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'd absolutely hate to work from home. When I'm AT work, I'm ready to work. When I'm at home, fuck work. Fuck it all to hell. The absolute best thing about not being a student anymore is not having to deal with fucking homework. Meh, it has taken some adjusting but not terrible. Downsides: No real home/work separation to destress. Feeling like it never ends Upsides: I get to play any music as loud as I want. I also can fuck off and check my phone at random times and not get caught. 1
SwimModSponges Posted April 30, 2020 Author Posted April 30, 2020 Don't forget you get the cat snuggling with you on your chair too sometimes.
bnmjy Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 When I think of a simp, I think of a guy that sucks up to woman, hoping to get eventually with her, but always getting rejected. I suppose a husband can be a simp, but I don't consider a man being proud of his wife working hard to be simping.
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Don't forget you get the cat snuggling with you on your chair too sometimes. After about an hour or 2 of her tapping and nipping at me to pet her while I'm trying to work. She's a lil bitch but I love her.
katt_goddess Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 19 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I thought the same thing. Every TikTok since Quarantine began with one work from home partner 😆 "Hey honey? I know you have a massive presentation that you are prepping for the online meeting in a few hours but could you come over here, face the phone, bend over and shake your ponytail? I got something I want to try after playing video games for the past 48 hours..." 1
Gina Szanboti Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 On 4/29/2020 at 12:06 PM, SwimModSponges said: Phreal tho, what does simp mean anyway? It just sort of popped up one day and all you people started repeating it and obsessing over it. Like cuck. http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2020/04/29/if-you-arent-celibate-youre-a-simp-declares-celibate-redditor/#more-104156 As one commenter wrote, "I just can’t take the word “simp” seriously because of it’s use in the Judge Dredd comic. Simps were a sub culture of Mega City One who rebelled against the mores of the place by dressing as colourful clowns."
stilgar Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 13 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2020/04/29/if-you-arent-celibate-youre-a-simp-declares-celibate-redditor/#more-104156 As one commenter wrote, "I just can’t take the word “simp” seriously because of it’s use in the Judge Dredd comic. Simps were a sub culture of Mega City One who rebelled against the mores of the place by dressing as colourful clowns." So, landsknecht.
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