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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

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  On 12/13/2019 at 12:57 AM, Vamped said:

..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?!

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I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS.

In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments.

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  On 12/13/2019 at 1:03 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS.

In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments.

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I actually thought the Walgreens thing was sort of an inside joke because Stillme is like a pharmacist or something  but I dunno .... thats me assuming

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Mix Monster Mutant

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  On 12/13/2019 at 2:30 AM, Still Me said:

What the FUCK am I supposed to get him?....he’s just so.... boring....and...he ain’t no shemar Moore 

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A basketball....

I can tell you as someone who played basketball and his parents didn't bother to get to know him as a person....any holiday, birthday, special event, whatever....just buy him a basketball.....or basketball shoes.....but a basketball is cheaper

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Where are you guys getting "mashed potatoes"?  That clearly says "Mash potatoes".  He likes potatoes that are for him to mash.  He already said what he wanted.  Rotten potatoes.

Well either that or collector's potatoes themed off of a television show from the '70s.

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Still Me Monster Mutant

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  On 12/13/2019 at 3:19 AM, tsar4 said:

I get the feeling that the guy doesn't care much about the secret Santa stuff and was being a smart ass.  

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I feel like I should get him $30 worth of socks with a note that says “disappointed? So was I when I read your info sheet”

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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  On 12/13/2019 at 4:16 AM, Azalar Hex said:

Where are you guys getting "mashed potatoes"?  That clearly says "Mash potatoes".  He likes potatoes that are for him to mash.  He already said what he wanted.  Rotten potatoes.

Well either that or collector's potatoes themed off of a television show from the '70s.

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This made me LOL in real life. Bravo. xD

Seight Monster Mutant

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I got a coworker a couple of bathroom mats that she wanted.

My secret Santa got me a Wal-Mart gift card, a bag of Hershey's minatures, and some cashews. She put this in like 5 different boxes but that's besides the point.

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Seems like sports stuff is your easiest lead since you could get any trinket with a logo and it’d comply with one of his major interests. 

He seems like the kind of dude who would be happy with a beer bottle opener that had his favorite sports team’s logo on it. Possible a glass with his favorite sports team’s logo on it as a runner-up.

 

Still Me Monster Mutant

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  On 12/13/2019 at 2:45 PM, imchapp.in said:

Seems like sports stuff is your easiest lead since you could get any trinket with a logo and it’d comply with one of his major interests. 

He seems like the kind of dude who would be happy with a beer bottle opener that had his favorite sports team’s logo on it. Possible a glass with his favorite sports team’s logo on it as a runner-up.

 

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Yeah I went to some sports shop and got him this stainless steel travel mug....apparently it’s one of those ones you register online and it’s got a lifetime warrantee......I’m gonna fill it with candy and call it a day

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  On 12/14/2019 at 6:22 PM, PhilosipherStoned said:

Uggh I gotta be at a company christmas party in a bit... Wish me luck.

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A few tips:

  • Don't show up naked.  It's frowned upon to show up naked, although feel free to strip during the festivities.
  • As tempting as it is, don't pre-game by downing a bottle of Kraken.  You want to have all of your inhibitions in place until the boss drops theirs.
  • Bring your cellphone.  You can record incriminating video/audio and take photos of anyone you may need to extort in the future.
  • Have a written contract prepared regarding any important pay raises/promotions you want for your boss to sign.  This way you've got documentation for the court if your boss signs it and tries to back out because "they were drunk." 
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PhilosipherStoned Monster Mutant

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lol one of the  women bought a male supervisor I work with an assortment of alcohol shot samplers.. One of them had some creamy milky shit in it and it was shaped like a sperm cell. 

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