Still Me Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 For my work secret Santa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 ..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: ..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?! I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS. In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I like the fact that not only is their favorite store a drug store, but it should be FUCKING OBVIOUS. In the vein of Flintstones vitamins, is there such thing as Batman vitamins? I'd get them something along those lines if they exist. If their favorite store is "Wallgreens, duhhhhhhhhhh" get them some fucking medication for mild ass ailments. I actually thought the Walgreens thing was sort of an inside joke because Stillme is like a pharmacist or something but I dunno .... thats me assuming 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 52 minutes ago, Vamped said: ..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?! Mashed potatoes are awesome. Not favorite food awesome, but at least favorite comfort food awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 57 minutes ago, Vamped said: ..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?! With chives and sour cream added to it? Delicious......great now I want some and I have no sour cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, helpme said: With chives and sour cream added to it? Delicious......great now I want some and I have no sour cream Why not just eat in an actual baked potato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: Why not just eat in an actual baked potato? There's a different flavor in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Just now, helpme said: There's a different flavor in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 What the FUCK am I supposed to get him?....he’s just so.... boring....and...he ain’t no shemar Moore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Still Me said: What the FUCK am I supposed to get him?....he’s just so.... boring....and...he ain’t no shemar Moore A basketball.... I can tell you as someone who played basketball and his parents didn't bother to get to know him as a person....any holiday, birthday, special event, whatever....just buy him a basketball.....or basketball shoes.....but a basketball is cheaper Edited December 13, 2019 by Mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I get the feeling that the guy doesn't care much about the secret Santa stuff and was being a smart ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 (edited) Where are you guys getting "mashed potatoes"? That clearly says "Mash potatoes". He likes potatoes that are for him to mash. He already said what he wanted. Rotten potatoes. Well either that or collector's potatoes themed off of a television show from the '70s. Edited December 13, 2019 by Azalar Hex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Also, favortie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 2 hours ago, tsar4 said: I get the feeling that the guy doesn't care much about the secret Santa stuff and was being a smart ass. I feel like I should get him $30 worth of socks with a note that says “disappointed? So was I when I read your info sheet” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Vamped said: I actually thought the Walgreens thing was sort of an inside joke because Stillme is like a pharmacist or something but I dunno .... thats me assuming I agree, but that doesn't help still me any. She should be a smartass back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Azalar Hex said: Where are you guys getting "mashed potatoes"? That clearly says "Mash potatoes". He likes potatoes that are for him to mash. He already said what he wanted. Rotten potatoes. Well either that or collector's potatoes themed off of a television show from the '70s. This made me LOL in real life. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I got a coworker a couple of bathroom mats that she wanted. My secret Santa got me a Wal-Mart gift card, a bag of Hershey's minatures, and some cashews. She put this in like 5 different boxes but that's besides the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Seems like sports stuff is your easiest lead since you could get any trinket with a logo and it’d comply with one of his major interests. He seems like the kind of dude who would be happy with a beer bottle opener that had his favorite sports team’s logo on it. Possible a glass with his favorite sports team’s logo on it as a runner-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 My secret santa recipient at work is simple. She said she likes Dove chocolate and knitting, so I'm getting her a shitload of yarn and chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I passed on our secret santa gift exchange. Fuck those hoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Get him some mash potatoes with mayo In them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 14, 2019 Author Share Posted December 14, 2019 On 12/13/2019 at 8:45 AM, imchapp.in said: Seems like sports stuff is your easiest lead since you could get any trinket with a logo and it’d comply with one of his major interests. He seems like the kind of dude who would be happy with a beer bottle opener that had his favorite sports team’s logo on it. Possible a glass with his favorite sports team’s logo on it as a runner-up. Yeah I went to some sports shop and got him this stainless steel travel mug....apparently it’s one of those ones you register online and it’s got a lifetime warrantee......I’m gonna fill it with candy and call it a day 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Uggh I gotta be at a company christmas party in a bit... Wish me luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 What man looks in the mirror and goes "yeah, totes Shemar Moore" Get him something that assists with gay sex because he is obviously having gay sex. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 13 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Uggh I gotta be at a company christmas party in a bit... Wish me luck. A few tips: Don't show up naked. It's frowned upon to show up naked, although feel free to strip during the festivities. As tempting as it is, don't pre-game by downing a bottle of Kraken. You want to have all of your inhibitions in place until the boss drops theirs. Bring your cellphone. You can record incriminating video/audio and take photos of anyone you may need to extort in the future. Have a written contract prepared regarding any important pay raises/promotions you want for your boss to sign. This way you've got documentation for the court if your boss signs it and tries to back out because "they were drunk." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I will have this up on my phone for notes. I'm leaving now.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 (edited) lol one of the women bought a male supervisor I work with an assortment of alcohol shot samplers.. One of them had some creamy milky shit in it and it was shaped like a sperm cell. 🤣 Edited December 14, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Yep.......he's the most vanilla dude...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 On 12/12/2019 at 6:57 PM, Vamped said: ..... mashed fucking potatoes?! Wtf?! Yep. This dude is seriously the most boring, vanilla dude ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 On 12/12/2019 at 7:54 PM, Still Me said: For my work secret Santa Get him an Ace of Base cd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 16, 2019 Share Posted December 16, 2019 10 hours ago, InsaneFox said: Get him an Ace of Base cd. .......Why? He’s basic, not White. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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