Gina Szanboti Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Nov. 19th is International Men's Day! What will you do to celebrate yourself and/or the men in your life? (Bookmark this for next March 8th, when guys will be crawling out of the woodwork on International Women's Day to whine about "So when is Men's Day, huh?") 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Im gonna jack off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 That time of year again? Mens day, the day we are passive aggressively reminded of womans day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Gonna lock myself in the supply closet and draw dicks on the back of the post it note pads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 i'm gonna give my bf a beej but I do that anyway regardless of the holiday 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I gotta talk to the inquisitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said: Nov. 19th is International Men's Day! What will you do to celebrate yourself and/or the men in your life? (Bookmark this for next March 8th, when guys will be crawling out of the woodwork on International Women's Day to whine about "So when is Men's Day, huh?") this seems like a totally appropriate and not-at-all hypocritical way to celebrate men's day. 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Spsh, what a shitty day. It's a total sausagefest. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Oh shit, wacky doesn't know what hypocritical means. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distinct Lunatic Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Got a haircut, looked around Kohl's for something to wear to interviews (place was a dump - left quickly), & bought a case of woodpecker suet. Responded to a lead. I'll probably watch the Blackhawks game tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 5 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said: Nov. 19th is International Men's Day! What will you do to celebrate yourself and/or the men in your life? (Bookmark this for next March 8th, when guys will be crawling out of the woodwork on International Women's Day to whine about "So when is Men's Day, huh?") I'm going to oppress my wife today. MEN!!! HOORAH!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 5 hours ago, empty said: Im gonna jack off. Appropriate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 oy. i even made the winky face super big so you'd all know i was joking, and yet ijustcantwinwithyouguys.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Spsh, what a shitty day. It's a total sausagefest. [still one of my favorites.] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Dread Pirate Roberts said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 24 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: oy. i even made the winky face super big so you'd all know i was joking, and yet ijustcantwinwithyouguys.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: yes. i need hugs and validation. it's men's day, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: yes. i need hugs and validation. it's men's day, after all. Oh. Well in that case. Happy Men's Day 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Take a shit standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Vela said: Oh. Well in that case. Happy Men's Day 😁 So, are you gonna want someone to brush your teeth on woman's day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, stilgar said: So, are you gonna want someone to brush your teeth on woman's day? lmao. Why, are you offering? 😄 Btw, I had to clean my desk on account of spitting seltzer all over it... ... in part because of this guy... ...so thanks for that 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Yes, I am offering. And you are welcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 54 minutes ago, stilgar said: Yes, I am offering. And you are welcome. Well alright then. I won't refuse but I can probably guarantee it won't be like Monogatari as most of my sexual escapades almost always turn comical 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 I am ok with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: I am ok with that. Good. Do you think I'll need a safe-word, 'cause I'd imagine most words would be unintelligible with a toothbrush jammed into your mouth. It'd have to be something with, Idk a 'g' or 'p'. lol, like "pom pom" 😄 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Tap shave and a hair cut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, stilgar said: Tap shave and a hair cut. Considering this is like five months away I will most likely forget. So when you show up at my door with toothbrush in hand I sincerely hope the visible train of thoughts (confusion, curiosity, finally realization) written on my face will be as pleasurable to watch as I think it will be. 🤣 Wait, hair cut? You referring to my icon? Cause I've got super long hair irl 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Eat chili out of a can, as stated in the traditions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: Eat chili out of a can, as stated in the traditions. I really wish I could at the least make macaroni and cheese for you to put that in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Seight said: Eat chili out of a can, as stated in the traditions. That's not how it's done. You're supposed to kill something. Like I killed that huge slice of pumpkin pie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 im gonna fap harder today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Run around naked chasing wild boars. (Lol nah. Probably more like gripe to Comcast about the Xfinity guy leaving and not coming back to finish the job.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: im gonna fap harder today. Careful there, Big Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Run around naked chasing wild boars. (Lol nah. Probably more like gripe to Comcast about the Xfinity guy leaving and not coming back to finish the job.) Nuuuuu, that bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 10 minutes ago, Vela said: Careful there, Big Guy not sure what you trying to imply here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: not sure what you trying to imply here I just don't want you to hurt yourself 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 This shit even real.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 6 hours ago, Vela said: Considering this is like five months away I will most likely forget. So when you show up at my door with toothbrush in hand I sincerely hope the visible train of thoughts (confusion, curiosity, finally realization) written on my face will be as pleasurable to watch as I think it will be. 🤣 Wait, hair cut? You referring to my icon? Cause I've got super long hair irl 😅 Wait, you mean he meant with an actual toothbrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: Wait, you mean he meant with an actual toothbrush? For some reason when I read it I immediately thought of Monogatari so I went with it Edited November 20, 2019 by Vela i was gunna say here that he could use wtvr he wants...but then I thought better of that >_> 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 46 minutes ago, Vela said: Nuuuuu, that bastard! Tell me about it. I'm not very happy at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Tell me about it. I'm not very happy at all. *sigh* it better not take them two to three days to send someone again I mean I hope it doesn't, cause that's annoying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: *sigh* it better not take them two to three days to send someone again I mean I hope it doesn't, cause that's annoying. Supposedly, a technician is arriving between 8-10 am Central today. So I should be getting it before the evening. It stinks, though. I've had to take off for work again because of this crap. I mean I can use the fact I'm still sick to cover for myself, but still, I shouldn't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Supposedly, a technician is arriving between 8-10 am Central today. So I should be getting it before the evening. It stinks, though. I've had to take off for work again because of this crap. I mean I can use the fact I'm still sick to cover for myself, but still, I shouldn't have to. Okay, well good. Sorry it's been such a pain in the ass. BUILD A TOWERRRRR!!! IgnorethatIhadto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 If I could, I would. (Seriously, I totally would if I had the money.) Actually, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd have my own tv network, movie studio, a football team, and maybe even a university named after me. (Oh, and I'd buy Cuba, then sell it to the United States for twice what I paid for it and have them make it part of Florida.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: If I could, I would. (Seriously, I totally would if I had the money.) Actually, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd have my own tv network, movie studio, a football team, and maybe even a university named after me. (Oh, and I'd buy Cuba, then sell it to the United States for twice what I paid for it and have them make it part of Florida.) Yeah. Alright. Well I mean I don't care about the football team but everything else *nods* yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vela said: Yeah. Alright. Well I mean I don't care about the football team but everything else *nods* yeah. And then, I'd buy Costa Rica and retire there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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