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All clothes should be made from the same material as panties. Demons seem to be able to melt everything but those. Even katanas can't cut them ( unless the katana is wielded by the wearer of the panties).

If you slap a girl, she will instantly fall in love with you.

If you are a Japanese boy in high school,  you can gain a harem just by being unpopular. 

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5 minutes ago, Vela said:

Living with your parents during your high school years is as common as it is uncommon, taking care of a younger sibling instead of them during those years...extremely common.

My wife always asks me what happened to the kid's parents and I always just assume all parents die in Japan as soon as the kids hit puberty. 

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On 11/15/2019 at 10:34 PM, crackymckrackin said:

in Japan as soon as the kids hit puberty. 

Actually now that I think of it, this could very well be why there are so many "little sister/big brother" tropes.  Stick a horny teenager in house alone for months with anything other than a potted plant and what do you think it going to happen.  And even then it's a good think potted plants can't talk.

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13 hours ago, imchapp.in said:

Nothing says Christmas like eating a bucket of KFC and kissing on a Ferris wheel. 

Nothing says we're doomed to marry like watching fireworks together at the annual festival...even more so if caught at the shrine together on New Years.

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On 11/17/2019 at 12:10 AM, Vela said:

Nothing says we're doomed to marry like watching fireworks together at the annual festival...even more so if caught at the shrine together on New Years.

I’ve seen too many teen drama anime this past year that have had school festivals where they have a myth attached to dancing at the festival. “If you dance around a bonfire with someone, you’ll be with them forever”.

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9 hours ago, imchapp.in said:

I’ve seen too many teen drama anime this past year that have had school festivals where they have a myth attached to dancing at the festival. “If you dance around a bonfire with someone, you’ll be with them forever”.

I ttly forgot!  Yep that's another one.

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26 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said:

Teenage princesses dig brooding, mysterious teenage boys with cool fighting robots.

Ooo the brooding teenage princess, good one.  Intensified if they have an older sister. *nods*

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On 11/13/2019 at 12:58 PM, crackymckrackin said:

All clothes should be made from the same material as panties. Demons seem to be able to melt everything but those. Even katanas can't cut them ( unless the katana is wielded by the wearer of the panties).

If you slap a girl, she will instantly fall in love with you.

If you are a Japanese boy in high school,  you can gain a harem just by being unpopular. 

If you yell loud and long enough, you will become a super saiyan

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