Naraku4656 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I think mine was a bathroom at a state fair. Toilets were nearly non existent and I basically had to stand because the seats were half broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Bally's Just horrible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Porta-John, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Porta potty or Greyhound....I would say P-P gets the nod just because there is that fear of being tipped over, even on a construction site where the people there would actually need you.....But that greyhound bus one looked like it hadn't been emptied for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 A camp latrine that was a slab of concrete with a hole in it and a pit filled with shit and piss. I refused to use it and didn't poop for 5 days and when I did I shit in the woods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 In my pants when I was pregnant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: In my pants when I was pregnant Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted November 8, 2019 Author Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, stilgar said: Hot. ew 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said: I think mine was a bathroom at a state fair. Toilets were nearly non existent and I basically had to stand because the seats were half broken. Outside a library in a bush... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 When you work where I have any place will do in an emergency situation. I've gone in construction dumpsters, ditches, fields,pot o John's you name it. I've shit in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I know port-a-potties are a necessary evil but that still means they are EVIL. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 hours ago, bnmjy said: Bally's Just horrible. Did you poop in a trash can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Uh... a gas station somewhere between Bishop and Lee Vining. It smelled like death in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 On an airplane. I might have said a prayer in there to not hit turbulence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) Im afraid of public bathrooms. And when i want to take a t-rex poop, i don’t want anyone to have to endure it after. If i really have to, i have to run away immediately. Edited November 8, 2019 by Tempty_McHotstuff 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Toss up. Port-a-potty at a Ren Fest was really horrible. Hundreds of turkey-leg-stuffed bowels lubricated with assorted beers and meads all using the same 10 plastic caskets. And ye old Outhouse. As in real wood with crescent cut-out on the damn door and sears catalog TP outhouse. Some joker put a real toilet seat with lid in there but they didn't attach it. When you are small enough to fall through the hole ass-first, the last thing you need is the seat shifting in any way, shape or form when you are crawling up there trying not to get a splinter. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: Im afraid of public bathrooms. And when i want to take a t-rex poop, i don’t want anyone to have to endure it after. If i really have to, i have to run away immediately. If it wasn't for the fact that that is way too clean, I'd ask when you were at WS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: If it wasn't for the fact that that is way too clean, I'd ask when you were at WS. Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 I shat off the side of a row boat into a pond once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 25 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Toss up. Port-a-potty at a Ren Fest was really horrible. Hundreds of turkey-leg-stuffed bowels lubricated with assorted beers and meads all using the same 10 plastic caskets. And ye old Outhouse. As in real wood with crescent cut-out on the damn door and sears catalog TP outhouse. Some joker put a real toilet seat with lid in there but they didn't attach it. When you are small enough to fall through the hole ass-first, the last thing you need is the seat shifting in any way, shape or form when you are crawling up there trying not to get a splinter. Oh god, outhouses. I think I block their existence from my memory. My brother got stuck in one for hours because there was a bear cub outside of it. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 46 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Oh god, outhouses. I think I block their existence from my memory. My brother got stuck in one for hours because there was a bear cub outside of it. Bears don't shit in the woods, he had to potty too damnit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 I think i fear the nice bathrooms most because i take monstrous poops and i feel so bad for the next lovely person, lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: I think i fear the nice bathrooms most because i take monstrous poops and i feel so bad for the next lovely person, lol Its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. lol I will poop in a public bathroom, no problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Vamped said: Its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. lol I will poop in a public bathroom, no problem geerouce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: geerouce I have pooped my pants as an adult because I couldn't make it home in time. I have no qualms about shitting at a random McDonalds Y'know what, I was pooping in a starbucks the other day and there was a receptacle for used needles. Ive never actually been in a Starbucks long enough to use the bathroom so ... anybody know if thats a normal thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I have pooped my pants as an adult because I couldn't make it home in time. I have no qualms about shitting at a random McDonalds I'm just fucking with you.....We pregamed before the last year of Freaknik in ATL my senior year. I was dressed to a t....New shoes, new fit, fresh braids with the fade....Couldn't tell me shit.....Until shit told me to get out of the fucking car.....Budweiser, and gridlock don't mix Long story short, I didn't smash because I had to shit in a corner and wipe with a torn styrofoam cup....I finally got to a gas station and ho bathed in the bathroom....But still, I was not comfortable with the results. Had fun still though. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: Y'know what, I was pooping in a starbucks the other day and there was a receptacle for used needles. Ive never actually been in a Starbucks long enough to use the bathroom so ... anybody know if thats a normal thing? It's starting to be more common in larger cities to have more places for used needle drops. Supposedly for diabetics but...whatever keeps the sharps from ending up in the regular trash and poking through at people during clean-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said: Damn, she's texting so hard she didn't even notice she nearly got sideswiped by a T-Rex on a hoverboard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 A portopddy in Iraq or some FOB probably. I feel bad for some fems on that one.. lol had a sergeant drop her phone in one while we were at work... That was epic. She was destroyed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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