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Porta potty or Greyhound....I would say P-P gets the nod just because there is that fear of being tipped over, even on a construction site where the people there would actually need you.....But that greyhound bus one looked like it hadn't been emptied for days.

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A camp latrine that was a slab of concrete with a hole in it and a pit filled with shit and piss. I refused to use it and didn't poop for 5 days and when I did I shit in the woods. 

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1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

I think mine was a bathroom at a state fair. Toilets were nearly non existent and I basically had to stand because the seats were half broken.

Outside a library in a bush...

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Im afraid of public bathrooms.

And when i want to take a t-rex poop, i don’t want anyone to have to endure it after.

If i really have to, i have to run away immediately.

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Toss up.

Port-a-potty at a Ren Fest was really horrible. Hundreds of turkey-leg-stuffed bowels lubricated with assorted beers and meads all using the same 10 plastic caskets. 

And ye old Outhouse. As in real wood with crescent cut-out on the damn door and sears catalog TP outhouse. Some joker put a real toilet seat with lid in there but they didn't attach it. When you are small enough to fall through the hole ass-first, the last thing you need is the seat shifting in any way, shape or form when you are crawling up there trying not to get a splinter.

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2 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

Im afraid of public bathrooms.

And when i want to take a t-rex poop, i don’t want anyone to have to endure it after.

If i really have to, i have to run away immediately.

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If it wasn't for the fact that that is way too clean, I'd ask when you were at WS. :D:D:D

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25 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Toss up.

Port-a-potty at a Ren Fest was really horrible. Hundreds of turkey-leg-stuffed bowels lubricated with assorted beers and meads all using the same 10 plastic caskets. 

And ye old Outhouse. As in real wood with crescent cut-out on the damn door and sears catalog TP outhouse. Some joker put a real toilet seat with lid in there but they didn't attach it. When you are small enough to fall through the hole ass-first, the last thing you need is the seat shifting in any way, shape or form when you are crawling up there trying not to get a splinter.

Oh god, outhouses. I think I block their existence from my memory. My brother got stuck in one for hours because there was a bear cub outside of it.

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46 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Oh god, outhouses. I think I block their existence from my memory. My brother got stuck in one for hours because there was a bear cub outside of it.

Bears don't shit in the woods, he had to potty too damnit! :D

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8 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

I think i fear the nice bathrooms most because i take monstrous poops and i feel so bad for the next lovely person, lol

 

Its a bathroom, you're supposed to poop in it. lol

I will poop in a public bathroom,  no problem 

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2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

geerouce

I have pooped my pants as an adult because I couldn't make it home in time. I have no qualms about shitting at a random McDonalds 

Y'know what,  I was pooping in a starbucks the other day and there was a receptacle for used needles. Ive never actually been in a Starbucks long enough to use the bathroom so ... anybody know if thats a normal thing?

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1 minute ago, Vamped said:

I have pooped my pants as an adult because I couldn't make it home in time. I have no qualms about shitting at a random McDonalds 

 

I'm just fucking with you.....We pregamed before the last year of Freaknik in ATL my senior year.  I was dressed to a t....New shoes, new fit, fresh braids with the fade....Couldn't tell me shit.....Until shit told me to get out of the fucking car.....Budweiser, and gridlock don't mix

Long story short, I didn't smash because I had to shit in a corner and wipe with a torn styrofoam cup....I finally got to a gas station and ho bathed in the bathroom....But still, I was not comfortable with the results.

Had fun still though.

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19 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 

Y'know what,  I was pooping in a starbucks the other day and there was a receptacle for used needles. Ive never actually been in a Starbucks long enough to use the bathroom so ... anybody know if thats a normal thing?

It's starting to be more common in larger cities to have more places for used needle drops. Supposedly for diabetics but...whatever keeps the sharps from ending up in the regular trash and poking through at people during clean-up. 

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