Vodkajellyshot Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 He travels the world a lot and his next trip starts in Argentina then heading north to Alaska.. needs a visa to travel through the states..but because he is a bomb maker (Been charged with a terrorism offence .. made a pipe bomb and let it go off on a public figures front lawn here) anyways the US homeland security would not grant him a pass to travel through the country.. Soo to get around that.. He went to the USA embassy in Melbourne applied for citizenship.. he now holds a USA pass port and is now a citizen of the USA.. with out ever being there. he did tell me he will never try to use it in any other country tho.. apparently no one likes Americans.. One example of this is.. Use his Aussie pass port to travel to a country the visa cost is a hypothetical $300.. use the American one the cost is (add another thousand.) 1
1pooh4u Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 your friend shouldn't have been allowed to come here PERIOD. 5
BlackNoir Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 ......I feel like something is missing....How did he gain citizenship and a US passport without having been here or having any other US credentials...... 3 2
DragonSinger Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Vodkajellyshot said: He travels the world a lot and his next trip starts in Argentina then heading north to Alaska.. needs a visa to travel through the states..but because he is a bomb maker (Been charged with a terrorism offence .. made a pipe bomb and let it go off on a public figures front lawn here) anyways the US homeland security would not grant him a pass to travel through the country.. Soo to get around that.. He went to the USA embassy in Melbourne applied for citizenship.. he now holds a USA pass port and is now a citizen of the USA.. with out ever being there. he did tell me he will never try to use it in any other country tho.. apparently no one likes Americans.. One example of this is.. Use his Aussie pass port to travel to a country the visa cost is a hypothetical $300.. use the American one the cost is (add another thousand.) This is not how I expected the story to go. 2 3
panic Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 Visas go through the DHS/USCIS; you cannot bypass the DHS by going to an embassy. You cannot gain citizenship without being in the country; it requires 5 years of continuous residency. It does not cost $1300 to get into any country with a US passport. Australian passports actually cost more money to obtain. 1 3
That_One_Guy Posted July 15, 2019 Posted July 15, 2019 Why are you mates with a convicted terrorist? 3
scoobdog Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 12 hours ago, Radical Left said: ......I feel like something is missing....How did he gain citizenship and a US passport without having been here or having any other US credentials...... I think the only way this works is if his friend has birthright.
Sandstone Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 What the cinnamon toast fuck did I just read? Why are you friends with a terrorist exactly?
BlackNoir Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 I have a slight feeling this is a experiment....He made this right after posting in the humblebrag thread and this seems so out of left field and completely unrealistic that it seems purposely designed to make you go. 2 1
Greeny Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 So he's an asshole with too much money. Yeah, he can stay the fuck out.
Poof Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 why is everyone freaking out bc he blew up a pipe bomb on someone's front lawn? who hasn't made a few pipe bombs? 1
BlackNoir Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 40 minutes ago, Poof said: why is everyone freaking out bc he blew up a pipe bomb on someone's front lawn? who hasn't made a few pipe bombs? If he did it in 1999....Then oh well....If he did it post 2001, then he should have known better.....And the term "public figure" is vague af in the OP....Politician, TV personality, Youtuber, town drunk....We don't know....Like I said, I call bullshit on the whole thing, including the pipe bomb. 2
DragonSinger Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: why is everyone freaking out bc he blew up a pipe bomb on someone's front lawn? who hasn't made a few pipe bombs? Setting off a pipe bomb in someone's yard is just asking to get fucked by Murphy's Law. Even my idiot friends back in the day set off that type of shit on their own property which was usually a good distance from other homes or drove somewhere secluded.
Vamped Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 47 minutes ago, Radical Left said: If he did it in 1999....Then oh well....If he did it post 2001, then he should have known better.....And the term "public figure" is vague af in the OP....Politician, TV personality, Youtuber, town drunk....We don't know....Like I said, I call bullshit on the whole thing, including the pipe bomb. A terrorism charge will probably disqualify you from getting citizenship anywhere. Unless they issue you a passport while your citizenship is still pending. Sounds fishy.
Poof Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 11 hours ago, Radical Left said: If he did it in 1999....Then oh well....If he did it post 2001, then he should have known better.....And the term "public figure" is vague af in the OP....Politician, TV personality, Youtuber, town drunk....We don't know....Like I said, I call bullshit on the whole thing, including the pipe bomb. 9/11 OMG
Top Gun Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 12 hours ago, Poof said: why is everyone freaking out bc he blew up a pipe bomb on someone's front lawn? who hasn't made a few pipe bombs? Um, who has?
DragonSinger Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Poof said: 9/11 OMG Plus multiple serial killers and several murder attempts that involved using pipe bombs in the last decade. 1
Poof Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Top Gun said: Um, who has? I mean I grew up in the arson capital of the US. Maybe my experience is not the most typical
Poof Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: Plus multiple serial killers and several murder attempts that involved using pipe bombs in the last decade. Yea but they can also be used to not serial kill or murder or terrorism
BlackNoir Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Yea but they can also be used to not serial kill or murder or terrorism Wow, this is a really Bucketesque hill to die on, but whatever....Have fun with defending this badass person that I'm sure doesn't even exist since OP hasn't even came back to this thread. 2
DragonSinger Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Poof said: Yea but they can also be used to not serial kill or murder or terrorism I want to see a product with this advertised on it. 4
That_One_Guy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 @Vodkajellyshot come on back my dude. Lol you can't just say you're friends with a convicted terrorist and walk away. You got some splainin to do. If it's somebody you made up it'd probably be best to fess up to it now. 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Also I find it sketchy as fuck that a convicted terrorist wants to jump through hoops to come visit my country. Any info you have on this creep would be awesome. 1
Poof Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Radical Left said: Wow, this is a really Bucketesque hill to die on, but whatever....Have fun with defending this badass person that I'm sure doesn't even exist since OP hasn't even came back to this thread. Well if bucket would throw away his hate maybe we could've had a conversation about the 2nd amendment and he'd find I agree with him
cyberbully Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Well if bucket would throw away his hate maybe we could've had a conversation about the 2nd amendment and he'd find I agree with him People should be allowed to make and use pipebombs?
Poof Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, cyberbully said: People should be allowed to make and use pipebombs? Who are you the pipebomb police? 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 i have no doubt vodka is telling the truth and there is a simple and logical explanation for this story
Sieg67 Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 19 hours ago, Top Gun said: Um, who has? A cousin I have in Iowa got busted for making a pipe bomb. Don't think he got to do anything with it.
mthor Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 17 hours ago, Poof said: Yea but they can also be used to not serial kill or murder or terrorismout Out of curiosity, exactly what are the commercial and/or agricultural applications of a pipe bomb? 1
scoobdog Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, mthor said: Out of curiosity, exactly what are the commercial and/or agricultural applications of a pipe bomb? Small explosives can be used to scare birds.
BlackNoir Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Small explosives can be used to scare birds. OK, I'll take this as my erpyderp moment of the day.... I don't know if you're serious....Are you scaring away birds so you don't kill them when you demolish their homes. I'm actually asking, I'm no a tree hugger....More of a tree ogler, but not that in love with them....I just was wondering what's practical about scaring birds. Or this was a joke and I completely missed it. 1
scoobdog Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) It was a joke. My brother was in Florida a couple of weeks ago, and, apparently, you can buy all kinds of fireworks (shit that isn't legal here) as long as you say it's for scaring birds. Edit: You weren't derping, I was just being unintentionally obscure. Edited July 17, 2019 by scoobdog
Vamped Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Why are we debating the legality of making pipebombs? The dude is a domestic terrorist. 3
Gina Szanboti Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 12 hours ago, mthor said: Out of curiosity, exactly what are the commercial and/or agricultural applications of a pipe bomb? I hear pipe bombs are useful against Terminators. That could be considered a commercial application, I guess.
DragonSinger Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 13 hours ago, mthor said: Out of curiosity, exactly what are the commercial and/or agricultural applications of a pipe bomb? Redneck dumbasses sometimes use it for fishing.
cyberbully Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 11 hours ago, Vamped said: Why are we debating the legality of making pipebombs? The dude is a domestic terrorist. I don't think we are doing that so much as Poof likes to be edgy for no apparent reason sometimes.
mthor Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Redneck dumbasses sometimes use it for fishing. I thought that that was plain dynamite. Shrapnel makes for poor eating - it's like hunting deer with a shot gun, and you could break a tooth on it. 1
DragonSinger Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, mthor said: I thought that that was plain dynamite. Shrapnel makes for poor eating - it's like hunting deer with a shot gun, and you could break a tooth on it. Because it was more about blowing up shit than actually catching anything. I think every once in a while people find pipe bombs at the bottoms of lakes and rivers from idjits who couldn't even set them off properly.
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 18, 2019 Author Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 3:11 PM, Distortedreasoning said: i have no doubt vodka is telling the truth and there is a simple and logical explanation for this story https://www.examiner.com.au/story/485794/man-charged-over-john-gay-house-attack/
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 18, 2019 Author Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/15/2019 at 11:57 PM, Radical Left said: ......I feel like something is missing....How did he gain citizenship and a US passport without having been here or having any other US credentials...... Go to am embassy and apply
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 18, 2019 Author Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 1:49 AM, That_One_Guy said: Why are you mates with a convicted terrorist? I have a lot of diverse friends from all walks of life..
Vodkajellyshot Posted July 18, 2019 Author Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 1:18 AM, panic said: Visas go through the DHS/USCIS; you cannot bypass the DHS by going to an embassy. You cannot gain citizenship without being in the country; it requires 5 years of continuous residency. It does not cost $1300 to get into any country with a US passport. Australian passports actually cost more money to obtain. not fact as far as i know sorry ..even though i did not hold his hand while he got citizenship..i have actually personally viewed his US pass port... He did say it took a while to obtain..
DragonSinger Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 2 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: https://www.examiner.com.au/story/485794/man-charged-over-john-gay-house-attack/ "LAUNCESTON police say an alleged smoke bomb attack on the home of Gunns Ltd chairman John Gay at the weekend was a prank." Bruh, a smoke bomb? Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Wasting my damn time. 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Vodkajellyshot said: I have a lot of diverse friends from all walks of life.. Domestic terrorist=Diverse.....ok then. Let him know we don't want him here.
Poof Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 13 hours ago, cyberbully said: I don't think we are doing that so much as Poof likes to be edgy for no apparent reason sometimes. I'm not being edgy. You're more country than I am. You're telling me you didn't play with fire or any explosives growing up?
André Toulon Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: I'm not being edgy. You're more country than I am. You're telling me you didn't play with fire or any explosives growing up? No, I played with animals....All the animals
Poof Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: No, I played with animals....All the animals You might think I'm into that since I just made a thread about an elephant named Big Willy but not really my cup of tea. I don't judge tho. The heart wants what the heart wants
André Toulon Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Poof said: You might think I'm into that since I just made a thread about an elephant named Big Willy but not really my cup of tea. I don't judge tho. The heart wants what the heart wants Wut?
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