PhilosipherStoned Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 I don't think you understand shit about genetics, but that's not what worries me when it comes to the subject of little Jennygundam
Zenigundam Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: I don't think you understand shit about genetics, but that's not what worries me when it comes to the subject of little Jennygundam Lmao you're so mad right now. 👨💼
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 oh I meant..wouldn't Johnny.. tf. What if it was Jenny though? He'd still prolly call her Johnnygundam/ I mean if he's as alpha as he says he is. 1
Zenigundam Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 People who are actually chillin don't have to claim that they are. Why are you asking about my son? That's creepy. 😹 Actually I shouldn't laugh at that 1
Age of S'jet Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: 5'6" 🙋♂️ Gen Z is pretty tall on average and bigger too. It's cool 👫 Fucking fat midget. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, little_girl_lost said: 4' 11" Damn, am I the littlest? The cutest, if anything.
Em7add4 Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 5'8 on a good day but always taller than rogue 1 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 3 hours ago, KimopoBotar said: I'm 6'1". My SO is 5'1" which really isn't that short around here. Live in Oz?
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, little_girl_lost said: 4' 11" Damn, am I the littlest? You are so far.
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 15 minutes ago, Em7add4 said: 5'8 on a good day but always taller than rogue I noticed Rogue didn’t argue that. 1
Em7add4 Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, midnight said: I noticed Rogue didn’t argue that. Cause we have evidence lolz 1
Zenigundam Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, DoubleDoink said: Fucking fat midget. Why didn't you show up to AS on the Green? I don't even LIVE in South Jersey and that's like a 20 minute drive for you. 👨🔧 Edited March 14, 2019 by Zenigundam
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 This thread has been funny.. I havent .. heighted myself to be honest in years. but I'm probably 5'8 I feel short a lot. but then again the thing at the VA might have said like 5'10.. Those fools are really weird, and try to distract you at the VA infact the old ass 'med intern' that saw me last time was paged as Dr. Strange.. DEAD ASS. His shit said intern though, and I wouldn't make this shit up if I could. believe me or not. That was my first, and last visit.. so far at least. I might go back more strapped though idk. jk. If I do not that facility I still might pry more into wtf is really wrong with that whole metroplex or something. 1
Age of S'jet Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 2 hours ago, 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚𝘼𝙡𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙚 said: Ima just jump that 6 bandwagon uhm 1
GuyBeardmane Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 6'4" Also, all you ladies 5'4" and under, how YOU doin 😘 1
Vamped Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 5'11 I always wanted to grow an extra inch so I could be a real Amazon. Not cutting off a boob or anything to shoot arrows better but I really wanted that inch. 1 1
Greeny Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vamped said: 5'11 I always wanted to grow an extra inch so I could be a real Amazon. Not cutting off a boob or anything to shoot arrows better but I really wanted that inch. I've got an inch for you. 1
Vamped Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, Greeny said: I've got an inch for you. 1 1
Greeny Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: That's a good nickname for it.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 <-- Add another one to the 5'6" club. I'm surprised there are so many here. I already knew about zeni and rogue though. @little_girl_lost she never made it to UEMB as far as I know, but former IBer shorty[numbers] was also 4'11". 1
wacky1980 Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 6' even back in high school / college. haven't really measured much since then. last time i was at the doc, i was about 5'11" but it was later in the afternoon. so probably still around 6'ish. 1
KimopoBotar Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 13 hours ago, midnight said: Live in Oz? SoCal. Lots of short Mexicans around here. 1
That_One_Guy Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 Damn near everyone here is over six feet. We're just a bunch of tall sacks of shit 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: Damn near everyone here is over six feet. We're just a bunch of tall sacks of shit I still haven't posted my height. I think I have everyone beat, but I will wait until this thread is dead.
That_One_Guy Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, midnight said: I still haven't posted my height. I think I have everyone beat, but I will wait until this thread is dead. I already know your height lol I saw you mention it somewhere else. Pretty sure you're the tallest person here 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I already know your height lol I saw you mention it somewhere else. Pretty sure you're the tallest person here They do stack shit this tall. (Something people around here like to say). 1
wacky1980 Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, midnight said: They do stack shit this tall. (Something people around here like to say). you make me keep going back to this now i gotta go watch this movie and cringe a lot. 1
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 5'5" on a good day, usually 5'4" otherwise. Still waiting for that growth spurt. Any day now. I'm drinking milk! I want to reach things on the top shelves at grocery stores without having to whip a loaf of bread at it in the hopes of knocking shit down! 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: 5'5" on a good day, usually 5'4" otherwise. Still waiting for that growth spurt. Any day now. I'm drinking milk! I want to reach things on the top shelves at grocery stores without having to whip a loaf of bread at it in the hopes of knocking shit down! You're almost as tall as Zeni. I hate when I'm at a store and someone asks me to get something for them off the top shelf. Just because I am tall, does not mean I want to be fucked with.
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, midnight said: You're almost as tall as Zeni. I hate when I'm at a store and someone asks me to get something for them off the top shelf. Just because I am tall, does not mean I want to be fucked with. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's lying about his height since we've already seen photos of him blobbing out on buses. The back of the seat is often above his head. You will reach to the back of the dang milk fridge for that bottle of strawberry milk hiding back there! THE BREAD LASSO DOESN'T WORK IN THE MILK FRIDGE! 1 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's lying about his height since we've already seen photos of him blobbing out on buses. The back of the seat is often above his head. You will reach to the back of the dang milk fridge for that bottle of strawberry milk hiding back there! THE BREAD LASSO DOESN'T WORK IN THE MILK FRIDGE! I will tell you that you're not getting any strawberry milk today, and if you don't behave, you won't get a Happy Meal on the way home neither. 1 1
katt_goddess Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 4 minutes ago, midnight said: I will tell you that you're not getting any strawberry milk today, and if you don't behave, you won't get a Happy Meal on the way home neither. it. has. a. TOY. Do not mock short people. We are closer to your shins and anything else we care to kick than you'd ever want someone to be. 1
midnight Posted March 14, 2019 Author Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: it. has. a. TOY. Do not mock short people. We are closer to your shins and anything else we care to kick than you'd ever want someone to be.
Mr Owl Posted March 14, 2019 Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: it. has. a. TOY. Do not mock short people. We are closer to your shins and anything else we care to kick than you'd ever want someone to be. Watch the nuts!
DragonSinger Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's lying about his height since we've already seen photos of him blobbing out on buses. The back of the seat is often above his head. You will reach to the back of the dang milk fridge for that bottle of strawberry milk hiding back there! THE BREAD LASSO DOESN'T WORK IN THE MILK FRIDGE! I get lucky when trying to reach for whipping cream because there's usually some nice worker inside the cooler who sees me struggling and pushes the cartons forward. Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened though. Edited March 15, 2019 by SorceressPol 1
midnight Posted March 15, 2019 Author Posted March 15, 2019 30 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said: 5'0" fight me Ok. Let's fight. Wait. No. You're death. You win. 1
Mr Owl Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 21 hours ago, Zenigundam said: 5'6" 🙋♂️ Gen Z is pretty tall on average and bigger too. It's cool 👫 Midget pedophile 1
KimopoBotar Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 @midnight I'm gonna guess your hight. 6'7"? My unlce (by marriage) is that tall. 1
molarbear Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 18 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: 6'4" Also, all you Puppies 5'4" and under display yourselves I couldn't agree more! We're way past due for a puppy update 1
mthor Posted March 15, 2019 Posted March 15, 2019 5 hours ago, SorceressPol said: I get lucky when trying to reach for whipping cream because there's usually some nice worker inside the cooler who sees me struggling and pushes the cartons forward. Scared the shit out of me the first time it happened though. 4
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